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Kewey Tanuki
@keweytanuki.bsky.social
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Q-E. humble tanook, posting about grand #sumo during tournaments, and novel writing + random furry/ΘΔ stuff between

grand sumo schedules: https://kewey.furvect.com/sumo/schedules.html

ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/keweytanuki

mastodon: @keweytanuki@fluffs.au
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Kewey Tanuki @keweytanuki.bsky.social · Sep 23
i've been doing English-language daily schedules for Grand Sumo since 2022 that include judge, ref and yobidashi appearances, prize ceremonies for the final day, and much more!

you can go through the schedule archives here: kewey.furvect.com/sumo/schedul...
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keweytanuki.bsky.social
we just had a match between Tenrosei (Heavenly Wolf Star) and Chiyooga (Eternal Great Fang)

very awoo-coded match that one
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species
Researchers have captured video footage of wild wolves in British Columbia pulling crab traps out of the sea by their lines to eat the bait inside, in the first evidence of possible tool use by the an...
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November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
keweytanuki.bsky.social
so hey uh wolves might be tool users... or not, still! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH1K...
This wolf has a unique way of finding food | Science News
YouTube video by Science News
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November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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The Day 10 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is hungry like the wolf! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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alixwzl.bsky.social
Holy shit. Sounds like things got bad at @goldenhorn.si

Really hope everyone is okay.
Screenshot of the Goldenhorn announcements Telegram channel: 22:56: "Dear attendees, security has again noticed people that have been around the resort and being a nuisance to attendees. We ask you again to avoid contact with them, to walk around the resort in groups instead of alone and to try avoiding staying outdoors for longer periods. Security is working hard with police to resolve the situation. If you notice anyone, please call the emergency number listed on the back of your badge to help us in solving the situation." 23:16: "We have wonderful news - security and the police have managed to resolve the situation! Enjoy the rest of your night." 00:04: "Dear attendees, we have been alerted by you that the situation has not been resolved and it's more serious than before. Please stop any party you're having and remain inside." Screenshot from Goldenhorn Announcements Telegram channel: 00:23: "IF YOU'RE AT THE ROOMS, LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOMS. DO NOT STAY OUTSIDE. PARTIES ARE NOT ALLOWED." 01:22: "We're very sorry about tonight, believe us that we did everything we could have, as soon as we could. The police will continue their investigation. If anyone wants to leave already now, the convention centre has been temporarily opened again, so you can gather your items, and will reopen at 9:00. Regarding Sunday's events, we will unfortunately be cancelling the events in the morning and will be moving the closing ceremony to 12:00. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR ROOMS TONIGHT AND KEEP YOUR BLINDS COVERED."
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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The Day 9 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is all systems go! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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a fun site to remind everyone that correlation does not mean causation www.tylervigen.com/spurious-cor...
Spurious Correlations
Correlation is not causation: thousands of charts of real data showing actual correlations between ridiculous variables.
www.tylervigen.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
keweytanuki.bsky.social
The Day 8 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament wants to remind you there's a New Rikishi Presentation towards the end of Division 4 (sandanme)! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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The Day 7 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is full of beans! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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tag yourself www.youtube.com/shorts/vTUc8...
My Foxes And The Reasons They Scream l The Dodo
YouTube video by The Dodo
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November 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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The Day 6 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament smells like cupcakes! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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When I saw this for the first time I was laughing so hard no sound was coming out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp5...
RDR2 - Cougar prevents John from building a house
YouTube video by Brother Foller
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November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The Day 5 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is all out of bubblegum! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Soooooo very cool to see the northern lights right now!!! Never thought id see them in my life hah
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The Day 4 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is on the runway and ready to take off! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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The Day 3 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is rocking and rolling! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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awd.bsky.social
Related, This clip is hilarious knowing Steven Spielberg got absolutely tired of Roger Rabbit, killing off the shorts and the sequel at the time because he was angry at Disney over Arachnophobia.
(he voiced Roger in this clip and demanded it was animated on ones)
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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The Day 2 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is popping and locking! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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buttplug.engineer
HELL YEAH FOXES IN THE NEW ABEMA GRAND SUMO INTRO

I FEEL SEEN
Abema Grand Sumo Basho intro for Nov 2025, with the 2 yokozuna and a couple of foxes.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
keweytanuki.bsky.social
it's #sumo time again!

The Day 1 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is ready to party! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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🥒
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM