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Laid off Tech Publicist looking for the next big thing. Pretty good with words (but words won't save your life)
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There's a spot in the area where I normally walk my dogs that one of them LOVES and will somersault into a writhe when we walk by it.
March 25.
March 25.
I am SHOCKED at how busy a Costco in the Seattle suburbs is on the day before the Seahawks play in the Super Bowl!
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I am SHOCKED at how busy a Costco in the Seattle suburbs is on the day before the Seahawks play in the Super Bowl!
In Luc Besson's Dracula, there's a Special Thanks for Luc Besson
February 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
In Luc Besson's Dracula, there's a Special Thanks for Luc Besson
Don't wanna brag, but I might get some CarShield discounts!
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Don't wanna brag, but I might get some CarShield discounts!
The Special Thanks section for the new Luc Besson Dracula movie thanks Luc Besson
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The Special Thanks section for the new Luc Besson Dracula movie thanks Luc Besson
A mom in the Costco parking lot: No! You're not old enough to play the horsey game!
5 year-old-kid: YES I AM!
Mom: No, you cannot play Red Dead!
Kid: YES I CAN (lays on ground of parking lot and starts hitting his hands against the pavement)
5 year-old-kid: YES I AM!
Mom: No, you cannot play Red Dead!
Kid: YES I CAN (lays on ground of parking lot and starts hitting his hands against the pavement)
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
A mom in the Costco parking lot: No! You're not old enough to play the horsey game!
5 year-old-kid: YES I AM!
Mom: No, you cannot play Red Dead!
Kid: YES I CAN (lays on ground of parking lot and starts hitting his hands against the pavement)
5 year-old-kid: YES I AM!
Mom: No, you cannot play Red Dead!
Kid: YES I CAN (lays on ground of parking lot and starts hitting his hands against the pavement)
A reminder that the Groundhog seeing its shadow means 6 more weeks of winter.
But "6 more weeks of winter" means nothing.
Six weeks from today would be mid-March. Yay, early Spring!
Six weeks from March 20 would be early May. Insane late Spring!
#GroundhogDay
But "6 more weeks of winter" means nothing.
Six weeks from today would be mid-March. Yay, early Spring!
Six weeks from March 20 would be early May. Insane late Spring!
#GroundhogDay
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
A reminder that the Groundhog seeing its shadow means 6 more weeks of winter.
But "6 more weeks of winter" means nothing.
Six weeks from today would be mid-March. Yay, early Spring!
Six weeks from March 20 would be early May. Insane late Spring!
#GroundhogDay
But "6 more weeks of winter" means nothing.
Six weeks from today would be mid-March. Yay, early Spring!
Six weeks from March 20 would be early May. Insane late Spring!
#GroundhogDay
I probably shouldn't open a phishing attempt from a convicted felon...
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I probably shouldn't open a phishing attempt from a convicted felon...
Me, reading Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe: Turkish Delight must be amazing!
Me, 20 years later, in a World Market: The fuck is this shit?
Me, 20 years later, in a World Market: The fuck is this shit?
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Me, reading Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe: Turkish Delight must be amazing!
Me, 20 years later, in a World Market: The fuck is this shit?
Me, 20 years later, in a World Market: The fuck is this shit?
I only walked 11 miles today, so that's really gonna torch my average for January :/
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I only walked 11 miles today, so that's really gonna torch my average for January :/
"During my first term in office I redesigned the Rose Garden and the White House bowling alley" - #Melania.
Am I remembering wrong, but didn't she destroy the Rose Garden during her first term?
Am I remembering wrong, but didn't she destroy the Rose Garden during her first term?
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
"During my first term in office I redesigned the Rose Garden and the White House bowling alley" - #Melania.
Am I remembering wrong, but didn't she destroy the Rose Garden during her first term?
Am I remembering wrong, but didn't she destroy the Rose Garden during her first term?
Woke road sign.
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Woke road sign.
This might be too much of a #HOTTAKE, but generative AI should ONLY be used to see what you'd look like with #FrostedTips
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
This might be too much of a #HOTTAKE, but generative AI should ONLY be used to see what you'd look like with #FrostedTips
It seems like he wouldn't need to invoke the Insurrection Act to get ICE and its violent criminals out of the state, but what do I know??
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It seems like he wouldn't need to invoke the Insurrection Act to get ICE and its violent criminals out of the state, but what do I know??
POLL: If your name was "Manos," would you LOVE it... or HATE it if people gave you the nickname of "Hands of Fate"
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
POLL: If your name was "Manos," would you LOVE it... or HATE it if people gave you the nickname of "Hands of Fate"
I had the 9th most downloaded QBASIC game on AOL
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I had the 9th most downloaded QBASIC game on AOL
Will the Browns have enough DAWGS for Coach Prime #ShoutOutShaboozey
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Will the Browns have enough DAWGS for Coach Prime #ShoutOutShaboozey
Ummmmmm....
January 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Ummmmmm....
Used an antenna to watch the Seahawks game last night and my GF thought I was pirating the feed
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Used an antenna to watch the Seahawks game last night and my GF thought I was pirating the feed
Thought it would be fun to watch the New Years-themed Nailed It.
Only to load up a program that featured the line "2019 wasn't the greatest, here's hoping 2020 is better!!!"
Oh, Willie, you sweet summer child.
Only to load up a program that featured the line "2019 wasn't the greatest, here's hoping 2020 is better!!!"
Oh, Willie, you sweet summer child.
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Thought it would be fun to watch the New Years-themed Nailed It.
Only to load up a program that featured the line "2019 wasn't the greatest, here's hoping 2020 is better!!!"
Oh, Willie, you sweet summer child.
Only to load up a program that featured the line "2019 wasn't the greatest, here's hoping 2020 is better!!!"
Oh, Willie, you sweet summer child.