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@kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Laid off Tech Publicist looking for the next big thing. Pretty good with words (but words won't save your life)
23 Pump Chump!
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
23 Pump Chump!
We want to make an infuriating board game even more annoying, but... how??
I have an idea!!!
I have an idea!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We want to make an infuriating board game even more annoying, but... how??
I have an idea!!!
I have an idea!!!
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social was really good in it too!
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social was really good in it too!
Counterpoint.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Counterpoint.
End of season asparagus
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
End of season asparagus
After seeing Aunty Donna, I kinda want a Peach Snapple
Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
After seeing Aunty Donna, I kinda want a Peach Snapple
Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
The preshow counter at Aunty Donna has an elementary calculator joke!
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The preshow counter at Aunty Donna has an elementary calculator joke!
... that last line was not something I'd expect my library's chatbot to even offer.
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
... that last line was not something I'd expect my library's chatbot to even offer.
What are my pitties?
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
What are my pitties?
Also, the bones are their money. Which is a double @ityslmemes.com reference
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Also, the bones are their money. Which is a double @ityslmemes.com reference
I really liked my Leap Day William (which I still wear every 4 years) and my Frankenberry (which... wasn't for Halloween)
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I really liked my Leap Day William (which I still wear every 4 years) and my Frankenberry (which... wasn't for Halloween)
Also... I work at a movie theater with a lot of posters.
This means we had the opportunity for a lot of crooners...
This means we had the opportunity for a lot of crooners...
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Also... I work at a movie theater with a lot of posters.
This means we had the opportunity for a lot of crooners...
This means we had the opportunity for a lot of crooners...
I gotta figure out a way to make money off of this @ityslmemes.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I gotta figure out a way to make money off of this @ityslmemes.com
Also thought we had a Moon poster at the movie theater where I work.
Turns out we don't, so I had to go with a different poster we DO have
Turns out we don't, so I had to go with a different poster we DO have
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Also thought we had a Moon poster at the movie theater where I work.
Turns out we don't, so I had to go with a different poster we DO have
Turns out we don't, so I had to go with a different poster we DO have
My extremely low rent Moon outfit that @manmademoon.bsky.social might appreciate
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My extremely low rent Moon outfit that @manmademoon.bsky.social might appreciate
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 better have a fucking snake in it!
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 better have a fucking snake in it!
... any guesses why my cat's food includes a... monster sponge (?)
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
... any guesses why my cat's food includes a... monster sponge (?)
Fully 1/3 of my prayer candles have had biopics made about them now #DeliverUsFromNowhere
October 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Fully 1/3 of my prayer candles have had biopics made about them now #DeliverUsFromNowhere
Alumni association be like "... do we really have to tell people to watch this weekend? Won't that just anger people? Yeah? ... Fuck."
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Alumni association be like "... do we really have to tell people to watch this weekend? Won't that just anger people? Yeah? ... Fuck."
If anyone wants to get a tattoo that isn't a totenkopf one... I have a sketch of me as a bird that you can use.
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If anyone wants to get a tattoo that isn't a totenkopf one... I have a sketch of me as a bird that you can use.
..................................... am I able to eat these $98 pants?
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
..................................... am I able to eat these $98 pants?
Good to know, but also, go Mariners...
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Good to know, but also, go Mariners...