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Celebrating life by eating 1 treat everyday
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Pookisaurus 🦕😝
@keviepu.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Soul so thick it jiggles a lil
Joined a misogynist group on FB to see what they think.
Goddamn these guys REEK of insecurities
Goddamn these guys REEK of insecurities
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Joined a misogynist group on FB to see what they think.
Goddamn these guys REEK of insecurities
Goddamn these guys REEK of insecurities
My dream last night made me laugh so hard I woke up in laughter
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My dream last night made me laugh so hard I woke up in laughter
Lost my AirPod :(
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Lost my AirPod :(
Tanning booth that also wirelessly charges your phone
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Tanning booth that also wirelessly charges your phone
I sleep with the tv on to scratch the primal itch of feeling like a caveman sleeping next to a fire
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I sleep with the tv on to scratch the primal itch of feeling like a caveman sleeping next to a fire
American and European Jews are so smart, funny, and profound in their art. It’s so surprising that Israeli Jews are the exact opposite of all of this with their art
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
American and European Jews are so smart, funny, and profound in their art. It’s so surprising that Israeli Jews are the exact opposite of all of this with their art
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I hate that the brits are the toast and beans people. We have toast and beans too. AND THEYRE BETTER beans and toast
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I hate that the brits are the toast and beans people. We have toast and beans too. AND THEYRE BETTER beans and toast
Damn. I had such a good dream last night. I hope to have more dreams like it
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Damn. I had such a good dream last night. I hope to have more dreams like it
My impression of Trump at the optometrist:
Read the letters? I can read the letters. Trust me no one can read those letters better than I can. Many people are saying “wow Donald no one has read those letters better than you did incredible” the blurry ones at the bottom are RIGGED by the democrats
Read the letters? I can read the letters. Trust me no one can read those letters better than I can. Many people are saying “wow Donald no one has read those letters better than you did incredible” the blurry ones at the bottom are RIGGED by the democrats
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My impression of Trump at the optometrist:
Read the letters? I can read the letters. Trust me no one can read those letters better than I can. Many people are saying “wow Donald no one has read those letters better than you did incredible” the blurry ones at the bottom are RIGGED by the democrats
Read the letters? I can read the letters. Trust me no one can read those letters better than I can. Many people are saying “wow Donald no one has read those letters better than you did incredible” the blurry ones at the bottom are RIGGED by the democrats
My impression of Obama going to the optometrist:
“Uhhh let me see clear” 🕴🏾
“Uhhh let me see clear” 🕴🏾
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My impression of Obama going to the optometrist:
“Uhhh let me see clear” 🕴🏾
“Uhhh let me see clear” 🕴🏾
I have had so many dreams. And to see people live my dreams does make me happy 🫶 I hope they keep prospering
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have had so many dreams. And to see people live my dreams does make me happy 🫶 I hope they keep prospering
Convinced minions where the ones behind the banana republics of the 50’s to ensure a reliable and cheap supply chain of bananas
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Convinced minions where the ones behind the banana republics of the 50’s to ensure a reliable and cheap supply chain of bananas
To a vampire or a cannibal Kirk’s neck must feel like a water fountain
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
To a vampire or a cannibal Kirk’s neck must feel like a water fountain
I can be quirkier!!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I can be quirkier!!!
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
One of the most prolific terrorists has died today. A temu Hitler of sorts. One of the men most responsible for setting America in the path to fascism. May the world heal from the hurt he caused
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
One of the most prolific terrorists has died today. A temu Hitler of sorts. One of the men most responsible for setting America in the path to fascism. May the world heal from the hurt he caused
Bestie served so hard it went straight to the Supreme Court 👩🏾⚖️💅✨
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bestie served so hard it went straight to the Supreme Court 👩🏾⚖️💅✨
Bestie ate so hard she solely caused world hunger 😰💅✨
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Bestie ate so hard she solely caused world hunger 😰💅✨
Life coach who rigs the game in your favor
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Life coach who rigs the game in your favor
Omnis complaining about hair on their steak like the carcass they’re eating isn’t grosser than a lil hair
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Omnis complaining about hair on their steak like the carcass they’re eating isn’t grosser than a lil hair
The one good thing about the Epstein memorial ball room is that there will be new lego sets
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The one good thing about the Epstein memorial ball room is that there will be new lego sets
Happy Halloween yall 😃🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Happy Halloween yall 😃🎃
Rewatching curb. And while it’s still funny I think I’d gouge out Larry’s eyeballs if he came to me with some of the BS he puts other people thru
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Rewatching curb. And while it’s still funny I think I’d gouge out Larry’s eyeballs if he came to me with some of the BS he puts other people thru
How late does it have to be for the stuff in the museum to come to life??
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
How late does it have to be for the stuff in the museum to come to life??