Kent Ahrens
@kentahrens.bsky.social
Ex-radio guy, now IT guy. Probably not very interesting.
With cell phones, a bathroom phone is no longer a luxury only the rich can afford!
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
With cell phones, a bathroom phone is no longer a luxury only the rich can afford!
Sucked up the leaves on my back deck this morning like this!
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sucked up the leaves on my back deck this morning like this!
Can’t say I blame them, but Mavs fans are really getting off over one person’s misery.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can’t say I blame them, but Mavs fans are really getting off over one person’s misery.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down…
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down…
My ex-SIL had her baby this afternoon. Talking to the former niece, who’s seven, I told her she’ll make a great big sister.
She said, “I don’t know about that!”
She said, “I don’t know about that!”
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My ex-SIL had her baby this afternoon. Talking to the former niece, who’s seven, I told her she’ll make a great big sister.
She said, “I don’t know about that!”
She said, “I don’t know about that!”
One of the nicer aspects of gaining an hour this week is that the animals have no sense of time. The dog’s bladder wakes up exactly when it did last week, and the cats get antsy because you’re not up when they expect anymore.
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
One of the nicer aspects of gaining an hour this week is that the animals have no sense of time. The dog’s bladder wakes up exactly when it did last week, and the cats get antsy because you’re not up when they expect anymore.
While Disney and Google try to drown each other in a pissing match, this setup, maybe less than glamorous, gets almost 30 channels, including ABC.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
While Disney and Google try to drown each other in a pissing match, this setup, maybe less than glamorous, gets almost 30 channels, including ABC.
Read a survey that rated Oklahoma as the third kinkiest state for Halloween costumes. To my Oklahoma friends tired of being last in everything, you can take comfort in being a leader in one area. With a little more effort, you might even be able to take first next year!
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Read a survey that rated Oklahoma as the third kinkiest state for Halloween costumes. To my Oklahoma friends tired of being last in everything, you can take comfort in being a leader in one area. With a little more effort, you might even be able to take first next year!
Sets off security scanner at concert.
“How could that be? The huge bomb I have strapped to myself is plastic!”
“How could that be? The huge bomb I have strapped to myself is plastic!”
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Sets off security scanner at concert.
“How could that be? The huge bomb I have strapped to myself is plastic!”
“How could that be? The huge bomb I have strapped to myself is plastic!”
While I don't believe circumcision causes autism, I have little doubt that the male brain is controlled below the waist!
October 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
While I don't believe circumcision causes autism, I have little doubt that the male brain is controlled below the waist!
First time I’ve caught NMC posing as a dog toy!
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
First time I’ve caught NMC posing as a dog toy!
Walked around downtown Columbia last night and didn’t get robbed, assaulted, shot, or stabbed. Should I ask for a refund?
September 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Walked around downtown Columbia last night and didn’t get robbed, assaulted, shot, or stabbed. Should I ask for a refund?
Watching the Chiefs, and Roxanne clearly thinks I need to pay attention to more than just the game!
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Watching the Chiefs, and Roxanne clearly thinks I need to pay attention to more than just the game!
So, this idiot cut me off in traffic, took exception to my driving, and decided he was going to follow me to work and confront me. After he followed me into the parking lot, he would seem to have had a quick change of heart and chickened out when he saw all the cop cars!
September 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
So, this idiot cut me off in traffic, took exception to my driving, and decided he was going to follow me to work and confront me. After he followed me into the parking lot, he would seem to have had a quick change of heart and chickened out when he saw all the cop cars!
I would say this has been the worst rapture ever, but I’m old enough to remember this one!
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I would say this has been the worst rapture ever, but I’m old enough to remember this one!
If I had a nickel for every rapture prediction in my lifetime, I’d only have a dollar or two, but having that much in nickels would be really weird.
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If I had a nickel for every rapture prediction in my lifetime, I’d only have a dollar or two, but having that much in nickels would be really weird.
This antibiotic I’m on after getting bitten by my cat Saturday morning causes GI distress.
Makes me wonder if there’s a Trump branded adult diaper. I know it would be supporting Trump, but the opportunity to shit all over him would be too good to pass up!
Makes me wonder if there’s a Trump branded adult diaper. I know it would be supporting Trump, but the opportunity to shit all over him would be too good to pass up!
September 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This antibiotic I’m on after getting bitten by my cat Saturday morning causes GI distress.
Makes me wonder if there’s a Trump branded adult diaper. I know it would be supporting Trump, but the opportunity to shit all over him would be too good to pass up!
Makes me wonder if there’s a Trump branded adult diaper. I know it would be supporting Trump, but the opportunity to shit all over him would be too good to pass up!
This news has already been making the rounds in Columbia, but, to anyone who hasn’t heard, Ben Arnet, sports director at KOMU 8, has died at 43.
August 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This news has already been making the rounds in Columbia, but, to anyone who hasn’t heard, Ben Arnet, sports director at KOMU 8, has died at 43.
I’ve seen a lot of drivers who look like this lately. They would seem to drive about as well as your average Missouri driver!
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’ve seen a lot of drivers who look like this lately. They would seem to drive about as well as your average Missouri driver!
Since receiving some news I didn’t want to hear in the last 24 hours, this song has kept coming to my mind. She’s not, unfortunately, the first person once close to me I’ve lost in this manner.
Remember, if you find yourself in crisis, you can dial 988 or 1-800–273-TALK.
youtu.be/uIe4eZrsN3g?...
Remember, if you find yourself in crisis, you can dial 988 or 1-800–273-TALK.
youtu.be/uIe4eZrsN3g?...
No Night So Long
YouTube video by Dionne Warwick - Topic
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August 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Since receiving some news I didn’t want to hear in the last 24 hours, this song has kept coming to my mind. She’s not, unfortunately, the first person once close to me I’ve lost in this manner.
Remember, if you find yourself in crisis, you can dial 988 or 1-800–273-TALK.
youtu.be/uIe4eZrsN3g?...
Remember, if you find yourself in crisis, you can dial 988 or 1-800–273-TALK.
youtu.be/uIe4eZrsN3g?...
Never imagined that, in the event of a national divorce, the libs would get Cracker Barrel!
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Never imagined that, in the event of a national divorce, the libs would get Cracker Barrel!
If you like well-done beef, you might be in luck! Might be for sale cheap soon!
www.ksdk.com/article/news...
www.ksdk.com/article/news...
40,000 pounds of ribeye steaks destroyed in tractor-trailer fire on I-44
According to the Doolittle Rural Fire Protection District, the steaks were "all a total loss."
www.ksdk.com
August 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you like well-done beef, you might be in luck! Might be for sale cheap soon!
www.ksdk.com/article/news...
www.ksdk.com/article/news...
Monday Motivation: When faced with difficulty, remember that you can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower.
(The Eiffel Tower can’t jump.)
(The Eiffel Tower can’t jump.)
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Monday Motivation: When faced with difficulty, remember that you can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower.
(The Eiffel Tower can’t jump.)
(The Eiffel Tower can’t jump.)