Kelz
kelzifer.bsky.social
Kelz
@kelzifer.bsky.social
Learning to internet. Plants, coffee, tattoos, funny birds, righteous justice, my dog. Bedtime strategist. They/them.
July 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Walking the dog this morning. A stranger emerged from his house, exclaimed, “I made beef pot pie!” and promptly went back inside. I can’t stop thinking about this interaction
April 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
What even is this day
March 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Whoever titled this book has never read “Atkins’ Physical Chemistry, 8th Edition”
February 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The word(s) of the week: Malicious Compliance.

Malicious compliance is the act of following a superior's orders to the letter, even if the outcome is negative or unintended. In the workplace, it can be seen as an act of rebellion, where an employee uses the company's own rules against them.
February 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“I have no idea why I’m so tired!”
👀 👀
February 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Amaryllis Watch 2025!
February 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Told a coworker man, it’s been a long week… he reminded me that it was Monday evening 🙃
February 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
To the person who installed the most sensitive, motion activated outdoor light that shines brighter than the sun directly into our bedroom window everytime the wind blows or squirrels move out there: I wish you the night of sleep you deserve
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The superb est of owls
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Took my kids to their first drag brunch/storytime today and it was everything. There was a group of rainbow volunteers outside the venue to protect/deescalate. It’s terrifying and sad that this is necessary but I love this community. #protectqueerjoy #dragbrunch #transjoy 🫧
February 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“Life’s more painless for the brainless. Why think so hard when it’s so soothing dancing through life?” - Spotify shuffle commute wisdom thx to Wicked soundtrack
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
February 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Year of the snake cookies made by my wife and our 3yo. Obsessed. 🐍
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Did not expect all the emotions to be sparked by Ordinary Day coming up on Spotify shuffle during my commute this morning. 0/10 not prepared
January 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What better way to warm my cold cold heart from the past week than a cozy Monday wedding celebrating the love of two dear friends? 🥰 #nocaseofthemondayshere #wedding #findthegood #cocktails
January 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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🚨If your senator is below, call them “No on RFK Jr” (202) 224-3121
• Booker (D-NJ)
• Cortez Masto (D-NV)
• Whitehouse (D-RI)
• Murkowski (R-AK)
• Ernst (R-IA)
• McConnell (R-KY)
• Cassidy (R-LA)
• Collins (R-ME)
• Tillis (R-NC)
• Lankford (R-OK)
• Cornyn (R-TX)
• Curtis (R-UT)
• Moore Capito (R-WV)
January 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Here is a small snow person in a bunny hat. Hello bluesky
January 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM