Kelsey Kirkland
@kelseykins90.bsky.social
Always up for talking about Taylor Swift, books, or comics 🤍
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The “free speech defenders,” ladies and gentlemen.
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The “free speech defenders,” ladies and gentlemen.
If a guy doesn’t break into my home and call me his affliction then I don’t want it.
December 28, 2024 at 5:59 AM
If a guy doesn’t break into my home and call me his affliction then I don’t want it.
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Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
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Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
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The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger
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I thought of a simple thing we could do to fight the crap piling up on the world and solving injustice forever.
We put two extra 'e's in when spelling 'penis.'
Seriously, try it.
'Peeenis.'
Now every time someone mentions a penis, it'll be whimsical.
Like, "That Jake Logan is a real peeenis."
We put two extra 'e's in when spelling 'penis.'
Seriously, try it.
'Peeenis.'
Now every time someone mentions a penis, it'll be whimsical.
Like, "That Jake Logan is a real peeenis."
November 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I thought of a simple thing we could do to fight the crap piling up on the world and solving injustice forever.
We put two extra 'e's in when spelling 'penis.'
Seriously, try it.
'Peeenis.'
Now every time someone mentions a penis, it'll be whimsical.
Like, "That Jake Logan is a real peeenis."
We put two extra 'e's in when spelling 'penis.'
Seriously, try it.
'Peeenis.'
Now every time someone mentions a penis, it'll be whimsical.
Like, "That Jake Logan is a real peeenis."
10 shows to get to know me
1. Mad Men
2. Loki
3. House of the Dragon
4. New girl
5. Parks and Rec
6. Game of Thrones
7. Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23
8. Wandavision
9. Rick and Morty
10. Sex and the City
1. Mad Men
2. Loki
3. House of the Dragon
4. New girl
5. Parks and Rec
6. Game of Thrones
7. Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23
8. Wandavision
9. Rick and Morty
10. Sex and the City
10 shows to get to know me
1. Doctor Who
2. V
3. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
4. Shrinking
5. Ted Lasso
6. How I Met Your Mother
7. Scrubs
8. Star Wars Rebels
9. Scrubs
10. Game of Thrones
1. Doctor Who
2. V
3. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
4. Shrinking
5. Ted Lasso
6. How I Met Your Mother
7. Scrubs
8. Star Wars Rebels
9. Scrubs
10. Game of Thrones
10 shows to get to know me
1. Doctor Who
2. The Muppet Show
3. Psych
4. Ducktales (Reboot)
5. Spin City
6. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
7. LOST
8. Friends
9. Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes (UK)
10. Star Wars Rebels
1. Doctor Who
2. The Muppet Show
3. Psych
4. Ducktales (Reboot)
5. Spin City
6. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
7. LOST
8. Friends
9. Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes (UK)
10. Star Wars Rebels
November 18, 2024 at 1:23 AM
10 shows to get to know me
1. Mad Men
2. Loki
3. House of the Dragon
4. New girl
5. Parks and Rec
6. Game of Thrones
7. Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23
8. Wandavision
9. Rick and Morty
10. Sex and the City
1. Mad Men
2. Loki
3. House of the Dragon
4. New girl
5. Parks and Rec
6. Game of Thrones
7. Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23
8. Wandavision
9. Rick and Morty
10. Sex and the City
People of Bluesky! Quote a favorite film using gifs only
November 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
People of Bluesky! Quote a favorite film using gifs only
Love that new car smell over here 💙
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Love that new car smell over here 💙