kelsifer
@kelseyherbs.bsky.social
strawberry girl. reader. sleepy. chronic pain.
my instincts are never wrong
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
my instincts are never wrong
i’m gonna make CORN muffins
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’m gonna make CORN muffins
so excited for my ploughman’s lunch that i packed 4 myself tmrw 😭
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
so excited for my ploughman’s lunch that i packed 4 myself tmrw 😭
crazy how sure i am that, in this life, i found my soulmate. i love that man so much. he is everything i ever wanted when i was growing up and thinking about my future husband. i am so lucky
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
crazy how sure i am that, in this life, i found my soulmate. i love that man so much. he is everything i ever wanted when i was growing up and thinking about my future husband. i am so lucky
people think we’ll still have elections now? oh hell nah, those days are definitely over
October 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
people think we’ll still have elections now? oh hell nah, those days are definitely over
why the fuck did my parents move me to this godforsaken fucking state that i can’t afford to live in and can’t afford to get out of. why why why why.
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
why the fuck did my parents move me to this godforsaken fucking state that i can’t afford to live in and can’t afford to get out of. why why why why.
depressed isn’t even the word
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
depressed isn’t even the word
i’m so fucking sick of boomers and their fucking college rhetoric like dude sorry you got scammed but i’m absolutely not doing a degree for years and then not being able to find a job even after that. i will not mentally make it
October 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i’m so fucking sick of boomers and their fucking college rhetoric like dude sorry you got scammed but i’m absolutely not doing a degree for years and then not being able to find a job even after that. i will not mentally make it
my dads response to my $200 increase in rent is to “go back to school and get a better job.” what fucking time period does this man live in bro
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
my dads response to my $200 increase in rent is to “go back to school and get a better job.” what fucking time period does this man live in bro
in case you’re wondering what the state of health care is like where i am, every single doctor i’ve been referred to in the last year has been “not taking new patients.” like at all. none. there’s too many of us. then i have to either get referred somewhere else or see an NP.
September 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
in case you’re wondering what the state of health care is like where i am, every single doctor i’ve been referred to in the last year has been “not taking new patients.” like at all. none. there’s too many of us. then i have to either get referred somewhere else or see an NP.
people who don’t live in florida look so happy. i want that so bad
September 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
people who don’t live in florida look so happy. i want that so bad
sending my man to wawa to get me a s’mores milkshake that i ordered lmao
September 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
sending my man to wawa to get me a s’mores milkshake that i ordered lmao
ohhhh so tate mcrae makes that dog shit white pop music. kept hearing her name and had to look her up. ohhhhhh i hate that! lmao
September 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
ohhhh so tate mcrae makes that dog shit white pop music. kept hearing her name and had to look her up. ohhhhhh i hate that! lmao
i’ll never forgive fox news for turning our parents into…… whatever THAT is.
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i’ll never forgive fox news for turning our parents into…… whatever THAT is.
i don’t give a FUUUUUCK keisha!
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i don’t give a FUUUUUCK keisha!
i’ve unfollowed so many fucking idiots today lmao
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i’ve unfollowed so many fucking idiots today lmao
at this point. i’d literally give anything to be normal
September 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
at this point. i’d literally give anything to be normal
fuck these entitled bitch ass customers
August 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
fuck these entitled bitch ass customers
bro i fucking hate when websites tell you they’re gonna send you an email to confirm something or authenticate and it NEVER FUCKING COMES, or!!! it comes hours later and is an expired link!!! like what the fuck
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
bro i fucking hate when websites tell you they’re gonna send you an email to confirm something or authenticate and it NEVER FUCKING COMES, or!!! it comes hours later and is an expired link!!! like what the fuck
how was i EVER friends with those people jfc
August 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
how was i EVER friends with those people jfc
also my phone always wants to correct beuckers to buckets. fitting. hahaha
August 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
also my phone always wants to correct beuckers to buckets. fitting. hahaha
i love paige beuckers, man
August 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i love paige beuckers, man
instagram makes me so depressed, as a chronically ill person
August 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
instagram makes me so depressed, as a chronically ill person
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Why is it so stressful and embarrassing to tell someone how sick you are when you don't look sick on the outside?
August 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Why is it so stressful and embarrassing to tell someone how sick you are when you don't look sick on the outside?
new iphone 16 who dis
August 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
new iphone 16 who dis