Kelli
@kellilelliloola.bsky.social
Mostly procrastinating. Or not.
There are some really crap trees on Twitter, in case anyone is interested.
a man is carrying a christmas tree in a box
ALT: a man is carrying a christmas tree in a box
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December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There are some really crap trees on Twitter, in case anyone is interested.
Listening to Rupert Everett on Full Disclosure with James O'Brien (a year late), I'm a little bit in love with him (Rupert, not James)
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Listening to Rupert Everett on Full Disclosure with James O'Brien (a year late), I'm a little bit in love with him (Rupert, not James)
I recommend Frankenstein on Netflix. Not for any particular reason.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I recommend Frankenstein on Netflix. Not for any particular reason.
In bed with wine and a hot rabbi.
(sort of)
(sort of)
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In bed with wine and a hot rabbi.
(sort of)
(sort of)
How the fuck has this been allowed to happen?
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
How the fuck has this been allowed to happen?
This was a Chaka Khan reference. I wasn't proclaiming my love for PB.
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This was a Chaka Khan reference. I wasn't proclaiming my love for PB.
...I think I love you.
October 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
...I think I love you.
He's going to be (even more) insufferable if he's awarded the Nobel peace prize.
October 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
He's going to be (even more) insufferable if he's awarded the Nobel peace prize.
Well thank fuck for that because today has already been irredeemably shit. Not sure I could face Dolly dying on top of everything else!
Dolly Parton breaks her silence with an update on the health challenges behind a wave of rumors following multiple high-profile cancellations: “I let a lot of things go that I should have taken care of.”
More details: bit.ly/42zfEsh
More details: bit.ly/42zfEsh
October 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Well thank fuck for that because today has already been irredeemably shit. Not sure I could face Dolly dying on top of everything else!
Rioja'ing. If that's a thing.
October 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Rioja'ing. If that's a thing.
I love MS
October 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I love MS
I couldn't care less about Halloween
britney spears is making a funny face with her tongue out .
ALT: britney spears is making a funny face with her tongue out .
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October 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I couldn't care less about Halloween
Watching University Challenge and kind of sad that not one of these kids could recognise an Al Green song. Haven't they seen Pulp Fiction?
September 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Watching University Challenge and kind of sad that not one of these kids could recognise an Al Green song. Haven't they seen Pulp Fiction?
Just saw this and thought of Bill Bryson.
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just saw this and thought of Bill Bryson.
Being midway through a rewatch of The Sopranos with our son shall be mostly flitting between Slough House and New Jersey for the foreseeable
In a nimble Season 5, 'Slow Horses' simulates chaos — and subverts expectations — to emphasize the necessity of basic awareness in a world gone mad.
‘Slow Horses’ Season 5 Is an Invigorating Rebuke to Anti-Intellectualism Amid a World Gone Mad
In a nimble Season 5, 'Slow Horses' simulates chaos — and subverts expectations — to emphasize the necessity of basic awareness in a world gone mad.
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September 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Being midway through a rewatch of The Sopranos with our son shall be mostly flitting between Slough House and New Jersey for the foreseeable
This young guy on Insta pronounced quiche as QUEESH. Unsure whether he's taking the piss or not.
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This young guy on Insta pronounced quiche as QUEESH. Unsure whether he's taking the piss or not.
Popped on here for a nose around and looked up Clive Myrie to see if he had an account here. Big mistake.
September 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Popped on here for a nose around and looked up Clive Myrie to see if he had an account here. Big mistake.
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Mum and I were having a chat about the sayings her own (Irish) mum used to pronounce and she came up with: “Life’s wonderful as long as you don’t take any enjoyment out of it” and I’ll be pondering this till my last breath.
September 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mum and I were having a chat about the sayings her own (Irish) mum used to pronounce and she came up with: “Life’s wonderful as long as you don’t take any enjoyment out of it” and I’ll be pondering this till my last breath.
I ordered a navy pinstripe blazer today. Influenced.
September 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I ordered a navy pinstripe blazer today. Influenced.
Watching this and coveting Robin Wright's wardrobe
September 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Watching this and coveting Robin Wright's wardrobe
Panel discussing the deputy Labour leadership contest on Newsnight, and since it's an all female line up (so far) they should ditch the overused phrase 'throw their hat into the ring' for 'throw their bra' etc.etc.
September 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Panel discussing the deputy Labour leadership contest on Newsnight, and since it's an all female line up (so far) they should ditch the overused phrase 'throw their hat into the ring' for 'throw their bra' etc.etc.
Monday wine as opposed to a Monday whine
September 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Monday wine as opposed to a Monday whine
Had a good afternoon and evening. Big roast in the garden at the Richard 1st in Greenwich and then Greenwich Theatre seeing Two. Sat next to Jenny Eclair who was very chatty and lovely. Pretty good Sunday
September 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Had a good afternoon and evening. Big roast in the garden at the Richard 1st in Greenwich and then Greenwich Theatre seeing Two. Sat next to Jenny Eclair who was very chatty and lovely. Pretty good Sunday
Today's Wordle word
a woman in a plaid jacket is standing next to a man and says i have to throw up
ALT: a woman in a plaid jacket is standing next to a man and says i have to throw up
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September 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Today's Wordle word