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#Translated, issue 27: The "Self-Checkout" Experience
March 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
#Translated, issue 27: The "Self-Checkout" Experience
#Translated, issue 26: The "Smart Home" Nightmare
March 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Translated, issue 26: The "Smart Home" Nightmare
#Translated, issue 25: The "Sale" That Isn't a Sale.
March 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Translated, issue 25: The "Sale" That Isn't a Sale.
#Translated, issue 24. Amazon should really adopt this feature!
March 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Translated, issue 24. Amazon should really adopt this feature!
#Translated, issue 23. The 'Subscribe To Try' Trap.
March 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Translated, issue 23. The 'Subscribe To Try' Trap.
#Translated, issue 22. Shifting the guilt...
February 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Translated, issue 22. Shifting the guilt...
#Translated, issue 21. Modern healthy snacks - take a closer look!
February 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Translated, issue 21. Modern healthy snacks - take a closer look!
#Translated issue 20. AI in everything!
February 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Translated issue 20. AI in everything!
#Translated, issue 20. Modern job postings.
February 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Translated, issue 20. Modern job postings.
Reposted
Iran, if you’re listening …
January 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Iran, if you’re listening …
#Translated, issue 19. Corporatese to English translation.
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
#Translated, issue 19. Corporatese to English translation.
Reposted
Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.
#Translated, issue 18. Perspective...
January 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
#Translated, issue 18. Perspective...
#Translated, issue 17. Define: Ripoff.
January 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
#Translated, issue 17. Define: Ripoff.
#Translated, issue 16. Corporatese to English translation.
January 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
#Translated, issue 16. Corporatese to English translation.
And that’s it! Elfy has finished compiling his list and will be reporting to Santa today. Glad to say, I made the nice list (barely)! Farewell Elfy, thanks for all the laughs and hope to see you next year ❤️🎄
December 24, 2024 at 7:05 AM
And that’s it! Elfy has finished compiling his list and will be reporting to Santa today. Glad to say, I made the nice list (barely)! Farewell Elfy, thanks for all the laughs and hope to see you next year ❤️🎄
Looks like Elfy had quite a bender last night, talk about having a merry time getting into the Christmas spirit!
December 23, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Looks like Elfy had quite a bender last night, talk about having a merry time getting into the Christmas spirit!
#Translated, issue 14. The real meaning of corporate slogans...
December 22, 2024 at 10:00 AM
#Translated, issue 14. The real meaning of corporate slogans...
Elfy didn’t think our kitchen was Christmassy enough, so he got to work last night!
December 22, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Elfy didn’t think our kitchen was Christmassy enough, so he got to work last night!
A relaxing night listening to Christmas tunes with Buddy!
December 21, 2024 at 11:31 AM
A relaxing night listening to Christmas tunes with Buddy!
Picard didn’t appreciate Elfy blinging up my office, where he lives. Caught him just in time before he exacted his revenge! Chop, or blend?
December 20, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Picard didn’t appreciate Elfy blinging up my office, where he lives. Caught him just in time before he exacted his revenge! Chop, or blend?
Little fella scared himself reading ghost stories last night 😘
December 19, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Little fella scared himself reading ghost stories last night 😘
Too much elfing around has gotten him down! Elfy’s taking a sick day!
December 18, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Too much elfing around has gotten him down! Elfy’s taking a sick day!
Hello, my name is Elfy and I’m a punaholic.
December 17, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Hello, my name is Elfy and I’m a punaholic.