Keith Glaser
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Keith Glaser
@keithglaser.bsky.social
· Oct 7
1st pitch at bedtime. Brewers shut down his parking lot cub scout popcorn sale. Cubs fan spilled drink on new Frelick sherzey. Over an hour to travel 2.5 miles home.
Undaunted. Core memory made.
Undaunted. Core memory made.
@cyrthogg.bsky.social Slow season, so...
Any chance the Brewers could get Marte for Peralta if Peralta agrees to an extension? His contract isn't bonkers, and they need pitching. Turang to SS?
If not, what about a semi-blocked Lawler?
Pitching extensions always make sense to me given injury risk
Any chance the Brewers could get Marte for Peralta if Peralta agrees to an extension? His contract isn't bonkers, and they need pitching. Turang to SS?
If not, what about a semi-blocked Lawler?
Pitching extensions always make sense to me given injury risk
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@cyrthogg.bsky.social Slow season, so...
Any chance the Brewers could get Marte for Peralta if Peralta agrees to an extension? His contract isn't bonkers, and they need pitching. Turang to SS?
If not, what about a semi-blocked Lawler?
Pitching extensions always make sense to me given injury risk
Any chance the Brewers could get Marte for Peralta if Peralta agrees to an extension? His contract isn't bonkers, and they need pitching. Turang to SS?
If not, what about a semi-blocked Lawler?
Pitching extensions always make sense to me given injury risk
I just played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for my 2, 5, and 8 year old for the first time. Immediate response. By the end they were jumping off the couch in mock stage diving (we were not watching the video).
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I just played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for my 2, 5, and 8 year old for the first time. Immediate response. By the end they were jumping off the couch in mock stage diving (we were not watching the video).
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Political movement that came to power via outrage about taking prayer out of schools, bans prayer on a public street.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Political movement that came to power via outrage about taking prayer out of schools, bans prayer on a public street.
@sepinwall.bsky.social just watched the first episode of Pluribus having avoided knowing anything about it and HOLY FUCK. Vince Gilligan should make all the TV.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
@sepinwall.bsky.social just watched the first episode of Pluribus having avoided knowing anything about it and HOLY FUCK. Vince Gilligan should make all the TV.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov why are IL state police assisting ICE?
October 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov why are IL state police assisting ICE?
I'm Chad Patrick. This is the moment I knew I could make other plans during the World Series.
Tag yourself in this photo. I’m Mary Hart.
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm Chad Patrick. This is the moment I knew I could make other plans during the World Series.
@cyrthogg.bsky.social going to have my 2nd grader read your season summary - i think you hit on a lot of impactful themes. Thanks for a great season and thank God it didnt end against the Cubs
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
@cyrthogg.bsky.social going to have my 2nd grader read your season summary - i think you hit on a lot of impactful themes. Thanks for a great season and thank God it didnt end against the Cubs
@joeposnanski.com do you think it grows baseball with a young audience if you keep playing commercials for "IT"? My 8, 5, and 2 year old are watching through their fingers. And that's before seeing the Brewers offense
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@joeposnanski.com do you think it grows baseball with a young audience if you keep playing commercials for "IT"? My 8, 5, and 2 year old are watching through their fingers. And that's before seeing the Brewers offense
Hey @mlb.com a great way to grow your game with youth is to scare them shitless by permitting commercials for "IT" during your games. Asshats.
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey @mlb.com a great way to grow your game with youth is to scare them shitless by permitting commercials for "IT" during your games. Asshats.
And how.
So it appears Blake Snell might just have The Goods tonight.
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And how.
@wibeerbaron.bsky.social just knocked out my third "big" BCBS for victories over the Cubs. Need some LA beers quick for this week (obviously available in local bottle shops). Any suggestions?
October 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
@wibeerbaron.bsky.social just knocked out my third "big" BCBS for victories over the Cubs. Need some LA beers quick for this week (obviously available in local bottle shops). Any suggestions?
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Hands up if you had Brice Turang threatening 20 homers in a calendar year during his days as a prospect.
My hand is firmly down.
Reminder that prospects are not robots and that development does not stop at the MLB level.
My hand is firmly down.
Reminder that prospects are not robots and that development does not stop at the MLB level.
October 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hands up if you had Brice Turang threatening 20 homers in a calendar year during his days as a prospect.
My hand is firmly down.
Reminder that prospects are not robots and that development does not stop at the MLB level.
My hand is firmly down.
Reminder that prospects are not robots and that development does not stop at the MLB level.
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I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:
www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
October 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:
www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
The hubris necessary to could control the Presidency, the Senate, the House, and SCOTUS and blame the other party for their failure to pass a budget.
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The hubris necessary to could control the Presidency, the Senate, the House, and SCOTUS and blame the other party for their failure to pass a budget.
@adammccalvy.bsky.social your stories keep mentioning Yelich as "protection" for Joey Ortiz. What do you mean by that? What specific benefit does Yelich in leadoff provide Ortiz in the 9 hole?
I don't think teams think Ortiz is too dangerous and pitch around him to get to Frelick/Turang/Chourio.
I don't think teams think Ortiz is too dangerous and pitch around him to get to Frelick/Turang/Chourio.
October 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@adammccalvy.bsky.social your stories keep mentioning Yelich as "protection" for Joey Ortiz. What do you mean by that? What specific benefit does Yelich in leadoff provide Ortiz in the 9 hole?
I don't think teams think Ortiz is too dangerous and pitch around him to get to Frelick/Turang/Chourio.
I don't think teams think Ortiz is too dangerous and pitch around him to get to Frelick/Turang/Chourio.
1st pitch at bedtime. Brewers shut down his parking lot cub scout popcorn sale. Cubs fan spilled drink on new Frelick sherzey. Over an hour to travel 2.5 miles home.
Undaunted. Core memory made.
Undaunted. Core memory made.
October 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
1st pitch at bedtime. Brewers shut down his parking lot cub scout popcorn sale. Cubs fan spilled drink on new Frelick sherzey. Over an hour to travel 2.5 miles home.
Undaunted. Core memory made.
Undaunted. Core memory made.
@cyrthogg.bsky.social @jrradcliffe.bsky.social early thoughts walking around is that the cubs are more well represented tonight
October 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
@cyrthogg.bsky.social @jrradcliffe.bsky.social early thoughts walking around is that the cubs are more well represented tonight
@sheaserrano.bsky.social the alliance is strong in Wisconsin
October 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social the alliance is strong in Wisconsin
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Momentum doesn't matter going into the playoffs. Momentum doesn't matter going into the playoffs. Momentum doesn't matter going into the playoffs. 😬
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Momentum doesn't matter going into the playoffs. Momentum doesn't matter going into the playoffs. Momentum doesn't matter going into the playoffs. 😬
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social if you're still taking questions for your mailbag: do you think Misiorowski's inclusion depends on the opponent? Padres haven't seen him this year, Cubs have already gotten 2 looks at him.
October 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social if you're still taking questions for your mailbag: do you think Misiorowski's inclusion depends on the opponent? Padres haven't seen him this year, Cubs have already gotten 2 looks at him.
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social missed 4 Brewers in your Sporcle. I almost said I have no memory of Steward Berrora, but then the image of someone squaring to bunt 24 times in 6 PA came to mind.
September 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social missed 4 Brewers in your Sporcle. I almost said I have no memory of Steward Berrora, but then the image of someone squaring to bunt 24 times in 6 PA came to mind.
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel just published an online story with current youth slang so us old people can keep up. I thought you would enjoy one of them:
"Ohio: this term is used to describe anything strange or absurd"
Congratulations, you have overtaken Florida!
"Ohio: this term is used to describe anything strange or absurd"
Congratulations, you have overtaken Florida!
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel just published an online story with current youth slang so us old people can keep up. I thought you would enjoy one of them:
"Ohio: this term is used to describe anything strange or absurd"
Congratulations, you have overtaken Florida!
"Ohio: this term is used to describe anything strange or absurd"
Congratulations, you have overtaken Florida!
I'm in love
Jesús Made's first Double-A homer was of the postseason variety. The top Brewers prospect went deep last night for Biloxi.
September 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm in love
With the Brewers win and Tigers loss yesterday, the Brewers guaranteed themselves a tiebreak over Detroit (should it come to that).
Can similarly clinch a better record than the Yankees and Dodgers tonight.
#ThisIsMyCrew
Can similarly clinch a better record than the Yankees and Dodgers tonight.
#ThisIsMyCrew
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
With the Brewers win and Tigers loss yesterday, the Brewers guaranteed themselves a tiebreak over Detroit (should it come to that).
Can similarly clinch a better record than the Yankees and Dodgers tonight.
#ThisIsMyCrew
Can similarly clinch a better record than the Yankees and Dodgers tonight.
#ThisIsMyCrew