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Kees Huyser 🌍🇪🇺🇳🇱 🇺🇦 🟥 🧪
@keeshu.bsky.social
Retired webmaster and graphics gofer at @nikhef.bsky.social. Facts matter. Bragging rights: I had the fourth website in the world.
I'm also the personal assistant of 🐈‍⬛ Wee Monster.
April 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Now if JD Vance could visit Putin and have the same effect on him as he had on Pope Francis... ✝️
April 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Two US tourists in Berlin ask why the train doesn't stop at the station.
Berlin native: They are defusing a bomb.
They: Who planted it?
BN: The US Air Force.
They; Oh, sorry about that.
BN: Well, you liberated us from fascism, so that's okay.
They: Maybe you will have to return the favour soon.
April 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Reposted by Kees Huyser 🌍🇪🇺🇳🇱 🇺🇦 🟥 🧪
de Sitter xkcd.com/3077
April 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Channeling the past:
"Wollt Ihr den totalen Tariff?"
April 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The Principle of Internet Idiocy: when constructing a satire, it is impossible to imagine anything so outrageous that someone on the Internet won’t think it’s real.

#satire #internet
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Musk and CIA Director John Ratcliffe in Langley at the Central Invaded Agency.

#Musk #CIA
April 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Stuur toch dat hele rariteiten kabinet naar huis! Opgeruimd staat netjes.

#TweedeKamer #minister #Faber
April 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Trumpian logic: 'We have no intention to help you in case of a Russian invasion, but you've got to keep buying our weapons even when we can disable then remotely.'

Really? 😳

#USA #Europe #weapons
US officials object to European push to buy weapons locally
U.S. officials have told European allies they want them to keep buying American-made arms, amid recent moves by the European Union to limit U.S. manufacturers' participation in weapons tenders, five sources familiar with the matter told Reuters.
www.reuters.com
April 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Als we nou eens die straks overtollige vuurwerkbunkers door defensie laten kopen, dan kunnen ze daar munitie in opslaan. Dat is dan handig al over het land verspreid en dus in de buurt van de reservisten.
En de handelaren hebben compensatie van hun investering.

#vuurwerk #defensie
April 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Dôh... This is what you get when you trade your diplomats and security staff for amateurs. What's next, merging the FSB (ex KGB) with the CIA?

#SignalGate
March 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
172.95 ± 0.53 GeV
March 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That, my friends, is a declaration of war from the USA to NATO. Article 5, remember?

#Article5 #NATO #Vance #Trump
JD Vance, "Denmark is not being a good ally"

"If we need to take Greenland that is what President Trump will do because he doesn't care about what Europeans scream at us"
March 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Do you want a new monitor? Try your luck and scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
with a very sharp object.
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
March 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
“If you think I’m overreacting and sounding the alarm too soon, consider this: It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic,” Pritzker said.

#Pritzker #Nazi
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker tries to chart a path for national Democrats to counter Trump
Gov. JB Pritzker of Illinois is trying to chart a path for national Democrats to counter President Donald Trump.
apnews.com
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Reposted by Kees Huyser 🌍🇪🇺🇳🇱 🇺🇦 🟥 🧪
Europe might even wonder why it banned & blocked RussiaToday & Sputnik, if both have a backup broadcast-channel run by Witkoff, Krasnov & RasMuskPutin, spouting the exact same fascist Kremlin-drivel?
March 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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It is impossible to capture how catastrophic Trump’s recent moves and statements are for US defense contractors—this will have a huge trickle-down industrial effect given supply chains and subcontractors.
I mean... holy shit.
March 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Sunday sermon:

Iä, Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

#Sunday #sermon #Cthulhu #Piglet #Poo
March 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Reposted by Kees Huyser 🌍🇪🇺🇳🇱 🇺🇦 🟥 🧪
I decided to start a #thread 🧵 of stories about legal residents and tourists being (illegally) arrested, detained and/or deported by the Trump regime. I'll only post stories from serious sources, as rumors and conspiracies are really not needed in this authoritarian moment.
March 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Avoid America if your not an American.
March 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A Republican state lawmaker in Minnesota has been arrested for attempting to solicit sex from a minor, local authorities said. Sen. Justin Eichorn recently introduced a bill to create a mental illness category for liberals obsessed over Donald Trump
Republican who introduced 'Trump derangement syndrome' bill arrested. The reason will shock you
Minnesota state Sen. Justin Eichorn (R) was arrested for soliciting a teen on Monday, authorities said, hours after he introduced a bill proposing “Trump derangement syndrome” (TDS) as a form of menta...
economictimes.indiatimes.com
March 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Decisions, decisions, always decisions...

#Trump
March 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Cat channelling Putin.
It’s mine.. 😂
March 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Reposted by Kees Huyser 🌍🇪🇺🇳🇱 🇺🇦 🟥 🧪
Those who doubt Moscow's approach to Ukraine and the rest of Europe should "digest" these words of Kremlin insider and former Russian president.
March 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM