KMcCain
@kdmac.bsky.social
Lawyer • former cookie decorator • recovering college football fanatic • mom of two • collector of hobbies • no relation to John
My whitest moment ever: one time I was eating some unsweetened applesauce with cinnamon and my first thought was “why is this spicy??” 🥴
February 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My whitest moment ever: one time I was eating some unsweetened applesauce with cinnamon and my first thought was “why is this spicy??” 🥴
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This guy just got a full and unconditional pardon from Donald Trump.
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This guy just got a full and unconditional pardon from Donald Trump.
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who made this 🤣
3lw in No More (I’ma Do Right): Hey yo, you promised me Kate Spade
But that was last year, boy, in the eighth grade
And you ain’t Biggie baby boy, so no it ain’t one more chance
Me, a fourth grader: they’re so grown up!
But that was last year, boy, in the eighth grade
And you ain’t Biggie baby boy, so no it ain’t one more chance
Me, a fourth grader: they’re so grown up!
December 14, 2024 at 5:50 AM
3lw in No More (I’ma Do Right): Hey yo, you promised me Kate Spade
But that was last year, boy, in the eighth grade
And you ain’t Biggie baby boy, so no it ain’t one more chance
Me, a fourth grader: they’re so grown up!
But that was last year, boy, in the eighth grade
And you ain’t Biggie baby boy, so no it ain’t one more chance
Me, a fourth grader: they’re so grown up!
My daughter (2.5 yrs) has watched a movie on repeat so much that it’s now “the f word” in our house. Guess what movie? ❄️
December 8, 2024 at 10:50 PM
My daughter (2.5 yrs) has watched a movie on repeat so much that it’s now “the f word” in our house. Guess what movie? ❄️
In my ideal world, these would be the winners today:
-UofSC over Clemson
-Mich over OSU
-Vandy over Tenn
-Bama over Auburn
-FSU over Florida
-UofSC over Clemson
-Mich over OSU
-Vandy over Tenn
-Bama over Auburn
-FSU over Florida
November 30, 2024 at 8:08 PM
In my ideal world, these would be the winners today:
-UofSC over Clemson
-Mich over OSU
-Vandy over Tenn
-Bama over Auburn
-FSU over Florida
-UofSC over Clemson
-Mich over OSU
-Vandy over Tenn
-Bama over Auburn
-FSU over Florida
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Things that made me happy today:
- my daughter got me flowers (in her adorable little toddler voice: “I got these for you!!”🥹)
- dinner and drinks outside on a chilly night with wonderful friends
- Christmas pictures of my babies❤️
- I wrapped the first Christmas present of the season
- my daughter got me flowers (in her adorable little toddler voice: “I got these for you!!”🥹)
- dinner and drinks outside on a chilly night with wonderful friends
- Christmas pictures of my babies❤️
- I wrapped the first Christmas present of the season
November 24, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Things that made me happy today:
- my daughter got me flowers (in her adorable little toddler voice: “I got these for you!!”🥹)
- dinner and drinks outside on a chilly night with wonderful friends
- Christmas pictures of my babies❤️
- I wrapped the first Christmas present of the season
- my daughter got me flowers (in her adorable little toddler voice: “I got these for you!!”🥹)
- dinner and drinks outside on a chilly night with wonderful friends
- Christmas pictures of my babies❤️
- I wrapped the first Christmas present of the season
Another one of my favorite sets. Star Wars cookies for a young lady’s birthday🖤
November 23, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Another one of my favorite sets. Star Wars cookies for a young lady’s birthday🖤
PPD is no fucking joke. If you’re also in the trenches of this, my heart goes out to you🤍
November 23, 2024 at 6:18 AM
PPD is no fucking joke. If you’re also in the trenches of this, my heart goes out to you🤍
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Exactly 👇
“I can’t believe you’re willing to cut people off because of who they voted for,” said a family member.
Sweetie, I’m cutting you off because of 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 you voted for.
You voted against my daughter, my career, this country, the climate crisis, and for fascism.
Believe it.
Sweetie, I’m cutting you off because of 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 you voted for.
You voted against my daughter, my career, this country, the climate crisis, and for fascism.
Believe it.
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Exactly 👇
Hoping Georgia beats Tennessee tonight so we have this:
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Hoping Georgia beats Tennessee tonight so we have this:
“I just want America to be united again. Like it was in the 60s and 70s when everyone loved each other🩷”
^actual thing a boomer said to me as justification for voting for the orange menace🤯
^actual thing a boomer said to me as justification for voting for the orange menace🤯
November 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
“I just want America to be united again. Like it was in the 60s and 70s when everyone loved each other🩷”
^actual thing a boomer said to me as justification for voting for the orange menace🤯
^actual thing a boomer said to me as justification for voting for the orange menace🤯
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Agreed, morning vibes. 💤
November 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Agreed, morning vibes. 💤
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thought of the dayyy🤔
November 13, 2024 at 2:27 PM
thought of the dayyy🤔
Question for Matt Gaetz in his Senate confirmation hearing:
Mr Gaetz, on a scale of 1 to 10, in what grade is your girlfriend?
Mr Gaetz, on a scale of 1 to 10, in what grade is your girlfriend?
November 14, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Question for Matt Gaetz in his Senate confirmation hearing:
Mr Gaetz, on a scale of 1 to 10, in what grade is your girlfriend?
Mr Gaetz, on a scale of 1 to 10, in what grade is your girlfriend?
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I miss decorating sugar cookies for the special occasions in people’s lives. Here’s one of my favorite sets🎈🎓
November 13, 2024 at 7:11 AM
I miss decorating sugar cookies for the special occasions in people’s lives. Here’s one of my favorite sets🎈🎓
Ice cream scooper
Grocery store cashier
Gym front desk girl
Prosecutor
Server
Gym front desk girl remains my favorite job ever.
Grocery store cashier
Gym front desk girl
Prosecutor
Server
Gym front desk girl remains my favorite job ever.
Waitress at Friendly’s
Receptionist at a real estate office
Cleaning girl at a dude ranch
Asst English teacher at Gallaudet
Receptionist at a real estate office
Cleaning girl at a dude ranch
Asst English teacher at Gallaudet
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
KFC cashier
Trial lawyer
Bookstore manager
Pot washer
Circus concessions seller
KFC cashier
Trial lawyer
Bookstore manager
Pot washer
Circus concessions seller
November 13, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Ice cream scooper
Grocery store cashier
Gym front desk girl
Prosecutor
Server
Gym front desk girl remains my favorite job ever.
Grocery store cashier
Gym front desk girl
Prosecutor
Server
Gym front desk girl remains my favorite job ever.
Hoping this is a breath of fresh air🤍
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Hoping this is a breath of fresh air🤍