My niece told me I could never embarrass herr 🥰
She ain't seen me struggling though the W. Bush admin.
(I do wanna ask Michelle what they giggle about tho)

alex horn reminds me of Dobby in the best ways.

watching people watch folks respect our peanutty neighbor that happened to be a president while so cal is on FIRE and the southeast is catching Elsa's strays while I'm in the PNW... All before the new reign of terror.
And I'm finally alcohol sober??
Did I roll a dice at both or something ?

If youre in Portland or know anyone that might eat at BJs today.

#portland #pdx #charity

U2 better not take over my damn TV and such

People don't forget.

I lived in NorCal during my formidable years 🥹👌🏾😅🖖🏾

Aubrey! Baby bo, just apologize and shut your lil slut mouth, babe.

Take your beige win an hush, darling. Xoxo, niggas that kinda like ya but are sick your type 😅😜🖖🏾

I genuinely want a blackberry phone experience again. I loved my torch.
I literally dream about having them at least once a week.

Sex offenders in our White House appointing sex offenders as Attorney General should NEVER be normalized.

Never stop calling this out.

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

Me in my echo chamber