Salty Curmudgeon
@kcnelson1965.bsky.social
I dislike everything except for snacks, #SkaPunk,& Twilight Zone re-runs. I'm strolling through our dystopian psy-ops armed with #sarcasm, horrible #jokes & #puns. I also like burritos, classic B #sci-fi films, #satire, uppity banned #books & #freethought
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a woman in a white shirt says these are real facts on netflix
ALT: a woman in a white shirt says these are real facts on netflix
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Dear #MAGA,
Here's a #conpiracy #theory for you to INVESTIGATE:
Remember that time in either #Trump WH when his #FBI demonstrated, convicted, raided anything related to #ANTIFA? Remember all those times when the #ATF & #FBI captured #ANTIFA weapon #stockpiles? Why NOT, because ideas don't KILL!
Here's a #conpiracy #theory for you to INVESTIGATE:
Remember that time in either #Trump WH when his #FBI demonstrated, convicted, raided anything related to #ANTIFA? Remember all those times when the #ATF & #FBI captured #ANTIFA weapon #stockpiles? Why NOT, because ideas don't KILL!
As a Navy and Army veteran I 100% Agree.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
As a Navy and Army veteran I 100% Agree.
BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Evil destroys even itself."
~Aristotle
~Aristotle
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Evil destroys even itself."
~Aristotle
~Aristotle
"Evil destroys even itself."
~Aristotle
~Aristotle
“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Evil destroys even itself."
~Aristotle
~Aristotle
Dear #Europeans,
If you want to keep #MAGA #Americans from visiting your countries in #Europe just remind #MAGA that visiting Europe requires a #Trans #Atlantic journey by air or sea. Bubba and Lulu will opt out and visit the Alamo instead.
#Rational Americans
If you want to keep #MAGA #Americans from visiting your countries in #Europe just remind #MAGA that visiting Europe requires a #Trans #Atlantic journey by air or sea. Bubba and Lulu will opt out and visit the Alamo instead.
#Rational Americans
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dear #Europeans,
If you want to keep #MAGA #Americans from visiting your countries in #Europe just remind #MAGA that visiting Europe requires a #Trans #Atlantic journey by air or sea. Bubba and Lulu will opt out and visit the Alamo instead.
#Rational Americans
If you want to keep #MAGA #Americans from visiting your countries in #Europe just remind #MAGA that visiting Europe requires a #Trans #Atlantic journey by air or sea. Bubba and Lulu will opt out and visit the Alamo instead.
#Rational Americans
Big Brother is watching YOU!
abcnews.go.com/Technology/w...
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Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious
abcnews.go.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Big Brother is watching YOU!
abcnews.go.com/Technology/w...
abcnews.go.com/Technology/w...
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Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
King James Bible:
Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.
~Ecclesiastes 10:20
REPENT HEATHENS!!!!
Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.
~Ecclesiastes 10:20
REPENT HEATHENS!!!!
donald trump is sitting on a throne wearing a crown and an american flag outfit
ALT: donald trump is sitting on a throne wearing a crown and an american flag outfit
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November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
King James Bible:
Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.
~Ecclesiastes 10:20
REPENT HEATHENS!!!!
Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.
~Ecclesiastes 10:20
REPENT HEATHENS!!!!
donald trump is sitting on a throne wearing a crown and an american flag outfit
ALT: donald trump is sitting on a throne wearing a crown and an american flag outfit
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
King James Bible:
Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.
~Ecclesiastes 10:20
REPENT HEATHENS!!!!
Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.
~Ecclesiastes 10:20
REPENT HEATHENS!!!!
Sounds like President Trump is in a bit of a pickle 🤔. All the #GOP can do now is reopen an investigation into Hillary's emails and more indepth investigation into the #Benghazi incident. That should satisfy his base.
hillary clinton is sitting at a table in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: hillary clinton is sitting at a table in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
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November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Unfortunately TRUE.
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Unfortunately TRUE.
Reposted by Salty Curmudgeon
Sure feels like it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Sure feels like it.
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We all need bumper stickers that say. "Make like a frog and croak."
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a pixel art of a frog in a suit holding an american flag .
ALT: a pixel art of a frog in a suit holding an american flag .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We all need bumper stickers that say. "Make like a frog and croak."
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Reposted by Salty Curmudgeon
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Proof that Trump is Anti-Woke.
I’m absolutely sure he’s not WOKE!!!
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This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Proof that Trump is Anti-Woke.
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Priorities. [Cartoon by Michael de Adder]
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Priorities. [Cartoon by Michael de Adder]
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"What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind."
William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind."
William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare
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You created this monster, Sport. It's only fitting that it swallows you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You created this monster, Sport. It's only fitting that it swallows you.
Reposted by Salty Curmudgeon
Nixon didn’t go to prison over Watergate, but 48 others were convicted and served time for the scandal - notably, his Attorney General. Attention, Pam Bondi.
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Nixon didn’t go to prison over Watergate, but 48 others were convicted and served time for the scandal - notably, his Attorney General. Attention, Pam Bondi.
Reposted by Salty Curmudgeon
Reposted by Salty Curmudgeon
Maga just loves projection.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Maga just loves projection.