Jess Battista
@kazzikotsb.bsky.social
The moon is orange and everyone's at church
It should be illegal to play Come On, Eileen in the grocery . I'm gonna be randomly "toora loora" ing for hours.
April 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It should be illegal to play Come On, Eileen in the grocery . I'm gonna be randomly "toora loora" ing for hours.
This is 10000% true for me
April 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is 10000% true for me
Who else hears the sad trombone?
March 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Who else hears the sad trombone?
Reposted by Jess Battista
A lifetime of rewatching 80s underdog movies lead me to expect more comeuppance for rich people
February 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A lifetime of rewatching 80s underdog movies lead me to expect more comeuppance for rich people
You might be aging if you and your partner regularly sing the praises of your respective heating pads.
February 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You might be aging if you and your partner regularly sing the praises of your respective heating pads.
Toddlers are running the country
February 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Toddlers are running the country
I mean - that's an edge I can't live on, y'all. Charge that shit
Only send me a screenshot with decent battery levels or I can’t focus on anything else
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I mean - that's an edge I can't live on, y'all. Charge that shit
Adorable art across from our hotel room. ❤️
February 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Adorable art across from our hotel room. ❤️
Not just Dems. All opposition
PROP - PR Over Policy.
Don't confuse them.
He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.
Dems need to be strategic.
Don't confuse them.
He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.
Dems need to be strategic.
January 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not just Dems. All opposition
@ezruhhh.bsky.social
This explains why you and @the-okay-artist.bsky.social and I are so magnetic
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This explains why you and @the-okay-artist.bsky.social and I are so magnetic
www.facebook.com/share/15dk9b...
Redirecting...
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January 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@ezruhhh.bsky.social
This explains why you and @the-okay-artist.bsky.social and I are so magnetic
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This explains why you and @the-okay-artist.bsky.social and I are so magnetic
www.facebook.com/share/15dk9b...
Reposted by Jess Battista
“I have known Bobby my whole life; we grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because he himself is a predator."
-- Amb.Caroline Kennedy speaks out about her cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
WATCH VIDEO 👉: www.instagram.com/p/DFYL36XRNz-/
@jackschlossberg.bsky.social
-- Amb.Caroline Kennedy speaks out about her cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
WATCH VIDEO 👉: www.instagram.com/p/DFYL36XRNz-/
@jackschlossberg.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“I have known Bobby my whole life; we grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because he himself is a predator."
-- Amb.Caroline Kennedy speaks out about her cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
WATCH VIDEO 👉: www.instagram.com/p/DFYL36XRNz-/
@jackschlossberg.bsky.social
-- Amb.Caroline Kennedy speaks out about her cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
WATCH VIDEO 👉: www.instagram.com/p/DFYL36XRNz-/
@jackschlossberg.bsky.social
Reposted by Jess Battista
just stumbled on a real jaw-dropper of a line in an essay -- “The corollary of being interested in a great range of things is to have sympathy with a great range of outlooks” -- and that, my friends, is why reading is so important.
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
just stumbled on a real jaw-dropper of a line in an essay -- “The corollary of being interested in a great range of things is to have sympathy with a great range of outlooks” -- and that, my friends, is why reading is so important.
5 years ago and still hilarious
January 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
5 years ago and still hilarious