katy 🫨
@kaysur.bsky.social
professional nitpicker, self-proclaimed jock, scholar of all things pop culture, #1 jared wonka goff fan
MI → chicago • she/her
MI → chicago • she/her
“it’s cuckoo town” will never be “it’s wackadoodle time”
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“it’s cuckoo town” will never be “it’s wackadoodle time”
andy cohen, i beg of thee, make britani bateman a full-fledged housewife
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
andy cohen, i beg of thee, make britani bateman a full-fledged housewife
i think jake’s wife sent that snake via etsy witch #survivor49
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i think jake’s wife sent that snake via etsy witch #survivor49
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why does sage look like she’s about to crash out about a mirror glaze chocolate cake with raspberry coulis #survivor49
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
why does sage look like she’s about to crash out about a mirror glaze chocolate cake with raspberry coulis #survivor49
john turturro. what a man
August 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
john turturro. what a man
the best part about me as a petsitter imo is that i WILL educate your lil babies on the cinematic works of todd haynes and they WILL love every second of it
August 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the best part about me as a petsitter imo is that i WILL educate your lil babies on the cinematic works of todd haynes and they WILL love every second of it
how lucky i am to be alive at the same time as the goat jared goff
July 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
how lucky i am to be alive at the same time as the goat jared goff
rage trading julio rodriguez in my roto league was the worst roster move i made all fantasy season, note to self to just never draft him again to avoid this bone-headed decision altogether
July 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
rage trading julio rodriguez in my roto league was the worst roster move i made all fantasy season, note to self to just never draft him again to avoid this bone-headed decision altogether
watching quarterback on netflix and started crying before they even got to the second syllable of the first 🗣️ JA-RED GOFF
July 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
watching quarterback on netflix and started crying before they even got to the second syllable of the first 🗣️ JA-RED GOFF
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i hope every season now starts with a bro getting evicted week one after beefing with a woman 20 years older than him. thrilling tbh #bb27
July 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i hope every season now starts with a bro getting evicted week one after beefing with a woman 20 years older than him. thrilling tbh #bb27
💎 as i watch it for the first time i’m just gonna thread all my miscellaneous RHOBH thoughts here, i have too many random fragments to actually weave anything cohesive out of them 💎
June 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
💎 as i watch it for the first time i’m just gonna thread all my miscellaneous RHOBH thoughts here, i have too many random fragments to actually weave anything cohesive out of them 💎
now WHY are the real housewives of beverly hills circa s2e2 flying FRONTIER AIRLINES ?!?!?!
June 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
now WHY are the real housewives of beverly hills circa s2e2 flying FRONTIER AIRLINES ?!?!?!
RHOBH season 1 MVP: adrienne maloof’s bicycle handle streamer hair clips
June 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
RHOBH season 1 MVP: adrienne maloof’s bicycle handle streamer hair clips
when i look at kim and kyle richards all i see is an AU sonja morgan and meredith marks
May 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
when i look at kim and kyle richards all i see is an AU sonja morgan and meredith marks
@ espn technical support i know the season is over but can you please remove this man from my team???? nemesis smh
May 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@ espn technical support i know the season is over but can you please remove this man from my team???? nemesis smh
just made myself cry at my office desk reading reddit posts about the pistons ama
May 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
just made myself cry at my office desk reading reddit posts about the pistons ama
what should my next housewives journey be?? 👀
i loooooved RHONY and RHOSLC, but i’m caught up to the most recent season and need a plan for what’s next
i loooooved RHONY and RHOSLC, but i’m caught up to the most recent season and need a plan for what’s next
April 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
what should my next housewives journey be?? 👀
i loooooved RHONY and RHOSLC, but i’m caught up to the most recent season and need a plan for what’s next
i loooooved RHONY and RHOSLC, but i’m caught up to the most recent season and need a plan for what’s next
2025 Q1 MVP is the screenzen app — restricting my instagram access is actually one of the best things i’ve ever done?? tell 17 y/o me this she would riot
March 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
2025 Q1 MVP is the screenzen app — restricting my instagram access is actually one of the best things i’ve ever done?? tell 17 y/o me this she would riot
i have flown through the first 3 seasons of RHOSLC and i must say i am enthrallllllled by meredith marks. what IS it about her aura!!
March 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i have flown through the first 3 seasons of RHOSLC and i must say i am enthrallllllled by meredith marks. what IS it about her aura!!
might f around and plan a vegas trip for my 30th bday (in 14 months) who’s with me
February 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
might f around and plan a vegas trip for my 30th bday (in 14 months) who’s with me
major life update: after a 3.5 year journey, i have officially watched every episode of the real housewives of new york that has aired on television to date. huge milestone for me
February 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
major life update: after a 3.5 year journey, i have officially watched every episode of the real housewives of new york that has aired on television to date. huge milestone for me
mike sainristil u were one of my fav michigan players. and now u have betrayed us. i just talked to jared goff on the phone and he has confirmed our villain arc is locked and loaded
January 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
mike sainristil u were one of my fav michigan players. and now u have betrayed us. i just talked to jared goff on the phone and he has confirmed our villain arc is locked and loaded
jenna lyons, you tall gorgeous enigmatic gemini, you have changed my life
January 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
jenna lyons, you tall gorgeous enigmatic gemini, you have changed my life