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Time Wharp
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That movie. An Influential Woman On The Verge of an Influential Moment
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I want a big, juicy hoagie - PA style.

That is not what I got at Wawa.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I think some are confused. “Gay” is a sexual orientation, not a marker of potential friendship or community.
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s finally been revealed. His real name was Jee Vacation.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reposted by Kaye
Stop protesting. It's the government. They are the authority. It is, by definition, incorrect to resist them.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Enjoying Liquid Glass on iPhone 17 - running iOS 26.1, of course.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you “Halloween” tonight disciplinary action will be taken
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Believe it or not, I did not receive or smoke a single FLAMER joint at Singers Haunted Hotel.
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Wow. The Epstein Files? Only 76kb!
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
FLINTAs? I thought we were at least past the Bronze Age.
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just got a call from the loan department!
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My Dunkin’? Always Doordashed. Here are my thoughts on the Mayoral Election!
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Earnestly - I love how the Times keeps trotting out the Wharton School alum Warby Parker founder Neil Blumenthal on these political panels to eat absolute shit and embarrass himself every single time. Wow. What a huge, whiny baby!
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Great.
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I can’t tell who’s Trans and who’s “Halloweening”. It’s October 25th!
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
People really are “Halloweening” today.

Idiots! It’s next week.
October 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Welcome to my new Restaurant! It’s called “A Warm, Inviting Summer Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Day, 1993. Kissinger Sleeps. Solitude.“

- and it’s our Omelette Festival!
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Is SHEIN seething? Is Altman Angry? Has Schmidt Quit? Is Nadella Swell Yet? Has Pichai Cried?
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Beautiful leaves
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Reading Steve Jobs Wikipedia at Nostrand and Dekalb at 2:45am >>>>>>>>>
October 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Thank you Adam
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am hooman and i need to be snugged..

just like any of my doggo buds.
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We all know about Obama’s Seven Nightly Almonds. My question is this: how long would he consume them for? An hour?
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There are infinitely more “adult” accounts here than “X”, and they love to interact with my page. it must be a very titillating place!
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everybody clap your hands!
October 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM