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Lady K
@katrinahawley.bsky.social
Artist
Writer
Corporate Drone
Mother of Ferocious Girls
Herder of Small Dogs
She/Her/Hers
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Lady K @coppertopmpls on twitter
Elrond: The ring must be destroyed.
Frodo: I will sue Sauron!
Aragorn: And I will chastise him!
Elrond: No, that's-
Legolas: You will have my merch.
Gimli: And my disappointed scowl.
Elrond: Guys-
Boromir: And if you'll contribute to my campaign for just $10 a month we might have a chance!
a man wearing a crown on his head is looking down .
ALT: a man wearing a crown on his head is looking down .
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March 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Spot the difference.
June 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
My kingdom for an inheritance.
June 26, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I'll take it a step further and say I think blocks should be private.
June 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I just held a toad who would not leave my hand. Instead we stared at each other under a flawless summer sky in milkweed perfumed air. I named him Clark.
June 25, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Letting my kids develop their own taste on music means the playlist ranges from Mitski to Hamilton to Frank Sinatra to The White Stripes to The Crane Wives to Skillet and I love it. Diversity is the best cure for boredom.
June 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I just made an egg salad sandwich for the first time in my life, so that's big. What are your wild Friday night plans?
June 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Challenge for the willing: selfie right now.
June 21, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I didn't nag my roommate/little sister about the dishes she said she would do, only to have her leave for a long weekend without doing them, proving that I should, in fact, not trust people.
June 20, 2024 at 9:45 PM
As a Twitter widow I love my new husband Bluesky but that doesn't mean I don't miss that damn blue bird app.
June 19, 2024 at 8:45 PM
They are doing this new Doctor Who dirty. They got that Disney money and forgot how to write.
June 19, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Don't mind me, just obsessing about my interview QA for the next 24 hrs.
June 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Two of my queer 12yo's gay friends told us they aren't going to pride because "they aren't out to their parents" which is totally valid and also made me really grateful my kids talk to me.
June 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Ok where are my Bridgerton girlies at because I just finished S3...
June 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Make a band less mild

Hostile Milk Hotel
Make a band less mild

The Hurtling Stones
Make a band less mild

Creedence Whitewater Revival
June 15, 2024 at 12:06 PM
The robin couple in my front tree need to stop having unprotected sex because this is the second tragic fledgling baby to literally drop into my yard this summer and my heart can't take it.
June 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
If a recruiter ghosts you on the interview they set up can you sue for emotional damages?
June 14, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Called it. Thanks FB memories.
June 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy:

At age eight I died of dysentery on my way to Oregan. A lot.
Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy:

I sat in the smoking section of a restaurant.
Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy:

I still buy songs on the iTunes Store
June 10, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Found a model shot from 20yrs ago. Look at that serious baby. What a drama llama.
June 10, 2024 at 3:01 AM
People should get paid daily. This whole "work two to three weeks and then you can buy things" is garbage.
June 7, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Biggest complaint with the new Doctor Who is the writers aren't letting him Doctor nearly enough. Rarely see a sonic screwdriver, no running technobabble, no running period.
June 6, 2024 at 12:11 PM
I'm so sorry to have to tell you this but it's only Wednesday.
June 5, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Just learned about LED ghosting thanks to a flickering bulb continuing to flicker while laying uninstalled on my table in the dark. Thank you modern technology for my brief belief in the supernatural this evening.
June 5, 2024 at 3:02 AM
You know what would truly make America great again? Being able to throw beer and milkshakes at politicians without fear of immediately being gunned down.
June 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM