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Dame Katie Of All This And That
@katielikescake.bsky.social
Fashionistanerd, likes shoes, video games, DnD, Sci-fi, gin and cake. She/Her #fuckthetories #dontbuythesun #SUFC #Yorkshire
Stuffing gherkins into my facehole like I haven't eaten for three days.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've been wanting to try one of these bad boys for about two years but never seen them near me, UNTIL NOW!
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"C'mon lil fella follow me"

Me talking to my Henry hoover.
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me after eating an extra portion of mac and cheese.
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
New purchase.
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
RIP Gary, thank you.
Gary 'Mani' Mounfield: Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist dies aged 63
The Stone Roses pay tribute to
www.bbc.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There are 4 types of guys online, no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Two women on my telly have just admitted voting for a sexual predator while asking for justice against another sexual predator.

I need an adult to explain this to me.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Finished work early, time for a nap.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
*giggling and going dizzy twirling around in my new dress*

Woah I'm getting old.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My safe word is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me looking at my boyfriend while he makes me a bacon sandwich.
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Dan Wootton being in high court today accused of being a sex pest makes me thankful that the biggest thing I have to worry about today is what to make for lunch.
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Looking for a phylactery on Ebay to become a lich.
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
What colour goes with existential dread?
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Looking forward to four hours of sleep again. 🥱
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You need to get a fucking grip.

My therapist.
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Why are men?
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you see this & wanna, go ahead and quote skeet & do it too

Pronouns: She/her
Height: 5’6”
Shoe: UK 5
Zodiac: Virgo
Smoke: No
Tattoos: No
Piercings: 4 in each ear
Fav drink: Yorkshire tea (hot) Ribena (cold)
If you see this & wanna, go ahead and quote skeet & do it too

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’2”
Shoe: 8 (was 6 before pregnancies wtf)
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: no
Tattoos: 2 little ones
Piercings: had 10, all healed closed
Fav drink: coffee
If you see this & wanna, go ahead and quote skeet & do it too

Pronouns: he/him
Height: 6’
Shoe: 13
Zodiac: Capricorn
Smoke: No
Tattoos: Several
Piercings: no
Fav drink: coffee
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Brass monkey weather today, brrrrrr. 🥶
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I just realised I missed having 666 followers and feel like I dodged being burned at the stake. Sorry I missed it but thank you for you all following me even though I am kind of a boring poster.

You are all awesome. ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If I were to book a bra fitting appontment and ask for an extra cup size to hide some chicken nuggets for a snack would that be an option? Asking for a friend.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
19 interviews? 😬
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.

2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Going out for a posh meal tomorrow and I want to wear something nice but I also know I'll probably spill gravy on myself at some point.

The diary of a clumsy girl.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I could post anything I want on here and literally no one would see it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM