Here to be unreasonable this #internationalwomensday
Cheers from me & Flo!

Secret Monster Book Event today at Merit Badge Books in Hamburg, NY.

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

I write weekly columns for my hometown paper, The Perry Herald. You can also find them Sundays on Substack. Read or listen here: katewelshofer.substack.com/p/same-as-it...

Hoping this reaches the people who leave negative reviews for shoes because the box was slightly dented or because they were otherwise slightly inconvenienced by something that has nothing to do with the actual product.

Please stop it.

Now back to the regularly scheduled dystopian hellscape.

My first post. 🌲❤️
Hi, y’all.