I had a dream people were ripping off their fingernails or even cutting off half of a finger and sending it to Trump to show allegiance. Somehow it doesn’t seem that farfetched. He had a tray of half-fingers.
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I had a dream people were ripping off their fingernails or even cutting off half of a finger and sending it to Trump to show allegiance. Somehow it doesn’t seem that farfetched. He had a tray of half-fingers.
Reposted by Kate Gilbert
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
I had a dream Rupaul was my family doctor.
February 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I had a dream Rupaul was my family doctor.
My parents spent the last week in montreal with us. My mom apologized to every Canadian she spoke to saying how embarrassed she is and that she didn’t vote for “that horrible man”
February 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My parents spent the last week in montreal with us. My mom apologized to every Canadian she spoke to saying how embarrassed she is and that she didn’t vote for “that horrible man”
Currently in the ER with my daughter who has intense stomach pain.
Dear Americans, as someone who has lived in three countries I would take Canada or France’s system over the US any day. No question.
Dear Americans, as someone who has lived in three countries I would take Canada or France’s system over the US any day. No question.
February 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Currently in the ER with my daughter who has intense stomach pain.
Dear Americans, as someone who has lived in three countries I would take Canada or France’s system over the US any day. No question.
Dear Americans, as someone who has lived in three countries I would take Canada or France’s system over the US any day. No question.
That was the fastest redesign I’ve ever seen. And a huge improvement!
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February 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
That was the fastest redesign I’ve ever seen. And a huge improvement!
I’m hosting a community roundtable for small businesses this Friday to talk about how we’re all feeling and coping and what we can do to survive and support each other. links.kategilbert.com/widget/form/...
February 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m hosting a community roundtable for small businesses this Friday to talk about how we’re all feeling and coping and what we can do to survive and support each other. links.kategilbert.com/widget/form/...
Who is actually bringing you joy over here? I love that I know so many people who care deeply about so many things. But I also need a breather sometimes with puns and jokes so I don’t spend my entire day freaking out about the state of the world.
January 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Who is actually bringing you joy over here? I love that I know so many people who care deeply about so many things. But I also need a breather sometimes with puns and jokes so I don’t spend my entire day freaking out about the state of the world.
I just took a nap so intense that I woke up unsure if it was morning or night and who else was in the house.
January 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I just took a nap so intense that I woke up unsure if it was morning or night and who else was in the house.
Know what’s even less fun as doing bullshit administrative crap? Helping your kid do it. Passwords created randomly and not remembered or noted is so helpful. Sure. We can wait 2 weeks for a code to come by mail. Great.
January 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Know what’s even less fun as doing bullshit administrative crap? Helping your kid do it. Passwords created randomly and not remembered or noted is so helpful. Sure. We can wait 2 weeks for a code to come by mail. Great.
My 19 year old creating an account for a government thing online: “All these questions are for old people”
January 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My 19 year old creating an account for a government thing online: “All these questions are for old people”
What do you do when you’re awake in the middle of the night. Last night I went to sleep and woke up two hours later. My body thought it was a nap (to be fair when I woke up was still earlier than I’ve been going to bed lately). Then it took me 4 hours to sleep. I ended up eating popcorn at 4:30am.
January 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What do you do when you’re awake in the middle of the night. Last night I went to sleep and woke up two hours later. My body thought it was a nap (to be fair when I woke up was still earlier than I’ve been going to bed lately). Then it took me 4 hours to sleep. I ended up eating popcorn at 4:30am.
There are two Christmas gifts hidden somewhere in this house and I can’t figure out where.
January 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There are two Christmas gifts hidden somewhere in this house and I can’t figure out where.
Reposted by Kate Gilbert
Both Zuckerberg and Bezos are giving Trump $1M for inauguration.
December 12, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Both Zuckerberg and Bezos are giving Trump $1M for inauguration.
Does anyone know what this plant is? I can’t remember and googling “spiky dotty alien plant I bought near the dentist” doesn’t help
December 10, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Does anyone know what this plant is? I can’t remember and googling “spiky dotty alien plant I bought near the dentist” doesn’t help
We just ate dinner at 4:30 and it’s so dark it didn’t even feel early.
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM
We just ate dinner at 4:30 and it’s so dark it didn’t even feel early.
It’s the first day of December where I’ll spend the next month being grateful for the miracle that I somehow avoided my daughter even knowing about whole elf on a shelf thing until she was way too old to care.
December 1, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It’s the first day of December where I’ll spend the next month being grateful for the miracle that I somehow avoided my daughter even knowing about whole elf on a shelf thing until she was way too old to care.
I was supposed to go to a roller skating thing today but my friend is sick and my calf has hurt for days (post workout) so I’m laying in bed feeling like I suddenly have all this free time.
December 1, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I was supposed to go to a roller skating thing today but my friend is sick and my calf has hurt for days (post workout) so I’m laying in bed feeling like I suddenly have all this free time.
I keep forgetting I’m over here. I should hang here more. Also: this is the only place my parents don’t follow me so…
October 18, 2023 at 6:12 PM
I keep forgetting I’m over here. I should hang here more. Also: this is the only place my parents don’t follow me so…
I’ve been single too long. A friend is in a fight with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what people fight about other than housework.
July 11, 2023 at 4:14 AM
I’ve been single too long. A friend is in a fight with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what people fight about other than housework.
Guess what?! Antidepressants work. But the bad news is they don’t work when you don’t take them.
July 4, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Guess what?! Antidepressants work. But the bad news is they don’t work when you don’t take them.
I usually keep my trap shut. But someone said something on Facebook and I didn’t. And now all these people are trying to fight with me about the definition of minimalism and how great it is. All I said was something about privilege.
July 4, 2023 at 2:31 AM
I usually keep my trap shut. But someone said something on Facebook and I didn’t. And now all these people are trying to fight with me about the definition of minimalism and how great it is. All I said was something about privilege.
I’m no longer the kind of public figure (said with tongue in cheek) I used to be so I’m going to see if I can stand this whole no private account thing. I’m assuming my mom won’t show up here. She made 3 accounts on the bird app trying to follow me (consecutively because of forgotten passwords)
July 4, 2023 at 12:54 AM
I’m no longer the kind of public figure (said with tongue in cheek) I used to be so I’m going to see if I can stand this whole no private account thing. I’m assuming my mom won’t show up here. She made 3 accounts on the bird app trying to follow me (consecutively because of forgotten passwords)
A tree fell on the house I was in yesterday. The neighbors came over with a chainsaw and basically cleaned it all up while we mostly stood there kind of stunned... and helped too of course. It was amazing.
July 2, 2023 at 2:02 PM
A tree fell on the house I was in yesterday. The neighbors came over with a chainsaw and basically cleaned it all up while we mostly stood there kind of stunned... and helped too of course. It was amazing.