Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY
@katecannes.bsky.social
Former Vegas acrobat turned sexy socialite
www.katecannes.com
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Forget the bull in the china shop, there’s a china doll in the bullpen
Are the dommes getting a sudden influx of forced bi requests? 🫣
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Are the dommes getting a sudden influx of forced bi requests? 🫣
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest and most respectable thing
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest and most respectable thing
I can’t believe when I first moved to Virginia, people told me we didn’t have a great wine scene. Those people lied because a good Virginia viognier is 🔥
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can’t believe when I first moved to Virginia, people told me we didn’t have a great wine scene. Those people lied because a good Virginia viognier is 🔥
Beans do go in chili and if you disagree, maybe it’s time for an honest conversation with your gut microbiome
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Beans do go in chili and if you disagree, maybe it’s time for an honest conversation with your gut microbiome
It’s that magical time of year when I suddenly remember the Thanksgiving craft I started last year, swore I’d finish it before the holiday and then abandoned it as soon as the turkey was finished.
This time will be different, I swear.
This time will be different, I swear.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s that magical time of year when I suddenly remember the Thanksgiving craft I started last year, swore I’d finish it before the holiday and then abandoned it as soon as the turkey was finished.
This time will be different, I swear.
This time will be different, I swear.
Really sad to see photographers offering AI packages, but even sadder for the ones who decide to pay for it 🌝
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Really sad to see photographers offering AI packages, but even sadder for the ones who decide to pay for it 🌝
The air feels like it’s corporately-branded Patagonia season 😍
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The air feels like it’s corporately-branded Patagonia season 😍
A peak inside the Parisian apartment of Belle Epoque era courtesan Marthe de Florian. Sealed for 70 years, this apartment serves as a time capsule, offering a glimpse into the luxurious life of a woman known to have some highly notable clientele 🌹
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A peak inside the Parisian apartment of Belle Epoque era courtesan Marthe de Florian. Sealed for 70 years, this apartment serves as a time capsule, offering a glimpse into the luxurious life of a woman known to have some highly notable clientele 🌹
The Substance is one of the craziest movies I’ve seen. I’m going to watch Death Becomes Her as a chaser
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Substance is one of the craziest movies I’ve seen. I’m going to watch Death Becomes Her as a chaser
Just fyi — NPR podcast has said that if this vote to reopen the government passes, air traffic should resume within a week or so Realistically? Could be longer but it’s a good estimate for those of us who are trying to figure out when to resume business as usual
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just fyi — NPR podcast has said that if this vote to reopen the government passes, air traffic should resume within a week or so Realistically? Could be longer but it’s a good estimate for those of us who are trying to figure out when to resume business as usual
If the flight cancellations continue, I’m going to start doing astral projection tours. Catch me in your dreams babe 💋
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If the flight cancellations continue, I’m going to start doing astral projection tours. Catch me in your dreams babe 💋
I think I’m gonna scream in the woods tomorrow
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think I’m gonna scream in the woods tomorrow
Route was DC to New York btw
Wow I had a horrible airport experience today and never even got onto my first flight.
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Route was DC to New York btw
Wow I had a horrible airport experience today and never even got onto my first flight.
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Wow I had a horrible airport experience today and never even got onto my first flight.
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
I hope private flights are being affected just as much as commercial 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I hope private flights are being affected just as much as commercial 🙃
Clients— touring providers are dealing with a lot of stress right now when it comes to flying in to see you. Please be patient and flexible with us as plans could change suddenly 🫶🏻
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Clients— touring providers are dealing with a lot of stress right now when it comes to flying in to see you. Please be patient and flexible with us as plans could change suddenly 🫶🏻
I can’t believe the password to the Louvre’s video surveillance system was just “Louvre”.
SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣
SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I can’t believe the password to the Louvre’s video surveillance system was just “Louvre”.
SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣
SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣
My money tree has been sprouting nothing but 7-leafed stems lately. Thank you Universe for the prosperity which I am about to receive 🙌
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My money tree has been sprouting nothing but 7-leafed stems lately. Thank you Universe for the prosperity which I am about to receive 🙌
Some bigwig exec at Miss Universe decided to disrespect and humiliate Miss Mexico, so she and many other contestants, including the reigning Miss Universe got up and left the room with their heads held high. The tides of this world are changing.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Some bigwig exec at Miss Universe decided to disrespect and humiliate Miss Mexico, so she and many other contestants, including the reigning Miss Universe got up and left the room with their heads held high. The tides of this world are changing.
I still have not recovered from this album btw
It has been a huge month for female music artists and we’ve still got Everybody Scream dropping tomorrow 🥳
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I still have not recovered from this album btw
Yo I’m shaking ass tonight VIRGINIA WENT BLUE 💙
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yo I’m shaking ass tonight VIRGINIA WENT BLUE 💙
Spanberger projected to win VA. So proud to have voted—even though I spent most of the day dealing with a minor car issue. Fixed my car and headed straight to the polls. I love to do my civic duty💙
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Spanberger projected to win VA. So proud to have voted—even though I spent most of the day dealing with a minor car issue. Fixed my car and headed straight to the polls. I love to do my civic duty💙
And happy Halloween to the rest. You should celebrate by booking the mysterious ethereal goddess who scares you just a little bit 😈
Blessed Samhain to all my witchy SW friends. Keep on putting the romance in necromancy 🔮
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
And happy Halloween to the rest. You should celebrate by booking the mysterious ethereal goddess who scares you just a little bit 😈
Blessed Samhain to all my witchy SW friends. Keep on putting the romance in necromancy 🔮
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Blessed Samhain to all my witchy SW friends. Keep on putting the romance in necromancy 🔮
It has been a huge month for female music artists and we’ve still got Everybody Scream dropping tomorrow 🥳
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It has been a huge month for female music artists and we’ve still got Everybody Scream dropping tomorrow 🥳