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🧿Kat🪬
@katastr0phe.bsky.social
WTF. Over.

Soft heart, sharp tongue🫶🏻
A little storm, a little sunshine—either way, you’ll remember me

Handle with curiosity

Livin’ in The Garden of Good and Evil

🖕🏻No DM’s🖕🏻
Foxtrot Delta Tango
MAGA can Foxtrot Oscar
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The people who wanted a separate halftime show are the same people who don’t season their food, and want separate drinking fountains…
I did not understand a word of Bad Bunny’s lyrics but I felt every word in my soul

If you have a good heart, you understand the message without speaking the language
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I enjoyed Bad Bunny, wasn’t familiar with his music but had me dancing. Certainly better than a TPUSA Klan rally.

Got a house full of neighbors and new friends and we all enjoyed it
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
You’re not ordinary
You’re stitched together with stardust and quiet courage,
with borrowed light from distant galaxies

You matter more than your doubts
More than your tired days

This world is brighter because you exist

Never forget: the universe made you on purpose

And it’s better for it ✨💙🌌
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Ahhhhh the weekend….
February 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Savannah. Isn’t she beautiful in every light.

As are you🫵🏻
February 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
A response on my feed is not permission to DM me. Unless we are friends and that is a small
list, do not DM me. I will block you!
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Facts!
January 28, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Facts…
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Just sayin’😹

We vertically challenged need lookin after sometimes. Thank you for your attention to this matter~

Shortstuff aka Frodo 🙄
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I really hope this story is true 😹😹
January 23, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Me when I get the Wordle in one try…💅🏻
taylor swift is wearing a pink shirt and red lipstick while making a funny face .
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January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
At the nail salon gettin my nails did and my sister is texting me about getting engaged and I can’t respond right away but she doesn’t know I’m at the nail salon and she’s crashing out because I’m not responding instantly 😹😹😹
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
No better day than MLK Day to speak the name of bravery

Eugene Jacques Bullard, nicknamed by his fellow aviators “L’Hirondelle Noire” (The Black Swallow)
A man whose courage carried him from the trenches of Europe to the skies above them, while his own country denied him the dignity of recognition
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is accurate 😹
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Been in class all week, learning laws that refuse to be finished and evolve faster than my energy. Tired, mildly sarcastic, still doing the work, because public service doesn’t come with a pause button, and someone has to know this stuff. Ready for this four day weekend before I’m back at it ⚖️
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Kat’s 🧵of the day…

The supremacy clause has two tests to determine whether this ice officer will receive qualified immunity.
The first I think is satisfied as he was acting within his duties that day. Meaning his actions took place while performing his job.

The second I believe he fails..
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Friends want to set me up on a blind date. They don’t like some of the people I spend my time with. This has historically been a very bad idea yet they insist.

Apparently this guy put in a request so it’s only a blind for me.

But I’d rather stay home, with my books and my dog.

What to do…😬
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I deserve a medal 🏅 for the things I keep myself from saying
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Made the trip up north for Christmas. Gonna enjoy the next week with good company, good food but I could do without the cold 🥶 😹

Have a Merry Christmas everyone 🎄
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December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It’s not Christmas if I haven’t made Baklava 😋🎄
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Paid off my new car today. Then found out USPS lost my tags and my temporary expires in a week😹 So the countdown begins…
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December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
lol. Wisdom and dignity steadily chase you but you continue to avoid em so effortlessly…
December 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Someone got me a Lancôme advent calendar and I immediately forgot how to act like an adult. I’m giddy, ridiculous, and one tiny drawer away from squealing. Apparently I’m still a little girl on Christmas morning; she just has better skincare now. 🎄✨
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM