@kascheffer.bsky.social
Artist, writer, mama bear, progressive, former bitch in the pit, alleged ANTIFA sleeper agent. She/Her. Taken.
NO: A I, N F Ts, c r y p t o.
Nazis and terfs fuck off.
NO: A I, N F Ts, c r y p t o.
Nazis and terfs fuck off.
Me: I don't want my daughter exposed to slurs until she's old enough to understand them and why we don't use them. We specifically aren't listening to a lot of rap around her until she's older for this reason.
FIL: No problem. *turns on If That Ain't Country by David Allan Coe*
Me:
FIL: No problem. *turns on If That Ain't Country by David Allan Coe*
Me:
a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of ties .
Alt: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of ties .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Me: I don't want my daughter exposed to slurs until she's old enough to understand them and why we don't use them. We specifically aren't listening to a lot of rap around her until she's older for this reason.
FIL: No problem. *turns on If That Ain't Country by David Allan Coe*
Me:
FIL: No problem. *turns on If That Ain't Country by David Allan Coe*
Me:
I just heard the Christian cover of Hallelujah and I don't want to be on this earth anymore because of.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I just heard the Christian cover of Hallelujah and I don't want to be on this earth anymore because of.
Shout out to John Goblikon for getting me free coffee today. (The cashier at Wawa liked my Nekrogoblikon shirt and didn't charge me.)
December 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shout out to John Goblikon for getting me free coffee today. (The cashier at Wawa liked my Nekrogoblikon shirt and didn't charge me.)
Shout out to astigmatism for making Christmas lights just a little extra magical.
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Shout out to astigmatism for making Christmas lights just a little extra magical.
I love how the weather a few days days ago felt like a winter apocalypse complete with snow, and I couldn't bundle up enough. Now it's 56° and raining. This is stupid.
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I love how the weather a few days days ago felt like a winter apocalypse complete with snow, and I couldn't bundle up enough. Now it's 56° and raining. This is stupid.
Snow day in a state that doesn't know how to handle snow. Hubby's truck won't start. Called out at work. Poor manager sounds stressed. My morning shuffled playlist is unhinged, and the current song is my vibe.
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Snow day in a state that doesn't know how to handle snow. Hubby's truck won't start. Called out at work. Poor manager sounds stressed. My morning shuffled playlist is unhinged, and the current song is my vibe.
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
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"Did women have no choice, Wilcox wondered, but to wander the world hoping never to step on a landmine of a man?"
Read an excerpt from Christa Hillstrom's @atavist.com story about a nurse's quest to document the life and death of every woman killed by a man in the US.
longreads.com/2025/12/04/f...
Read an excerpt from Christa Hillstrom's @atavist.com story about a nurse's quest to document the life and death of every woman killed by a man in the US.
longreads.com/2025/12/04/f...
The Nurse Who Names the Dead - Longreads
Inside a Texas nurse’s quest to document the life and death of every woman killed by a man in America.
longreads.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Did women have no choice, Wilcox wondered, but to wander the world hoping never to step on a landmine of a man?"
Read an excerpt from Christa Hillstrom's @atavist.com story about a nurse's quest to document the life and death of every woman killed by a man in the US.
longreads.com/2025/12/04/f...
Read an excerpt from Christa Hillstrom's @atavist.com story about a nurse's quest to document the life and death of every woman killed by a man in the US.
longreads.com/2025/12/04/f...
Hares are not native to my part of the country. So why tf do I keep seeing one in my neighborhood and WHY TF IS IT LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT???
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hares are not native to my part of the country. So why tf do I keep seeing one in my neighborhood and WHY TF IS IT LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT???
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. The Sisters of Mercy
2. Avatar
3. Cannibal Corpse
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. John Waller (don't ask)
1. The Sisters of Mercy
2. Avatar
3. Cannibal Corpse
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. John Waller (don't ask)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. The Cure
2. Prince
3. Lady Gaga
4. The Funk Brothers
5. St. Vincent
I've seen Tori Amos more than anyone else (over 10 times) so I didn't include her, + too many indie, punk shows, & festivals to list
1. The Cure
2. Prince
3. Lady Gaga
4. The Funk Brothers
5. St. Vincent
I've seen Tori Amos more than anyone else (over 10 times) so I didn't include her, + too many indie, punk shows, & festivals to list
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Huey Lewis & The News (x3)
2. Powerman 5000
3. The B-52s/The Go Go's
4. Slipknot/System of A Down/Rammstein/Mudvayne
5. Stone Temple Pilots/Linkin Park/Static-X/Deadsy
1. Huey Lewis & The News (x3)
2. Powerman 5000
3. The B-52s/The Go Go's
4. Slipknot/System of A Down/Rammstein/Mudvayne
5. Stone Temple Pilots/Linkin Park/Static-X/Deadsy
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. The Sisters of Mercy
2. Avatar
3. Cannibal Corpse
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. John Waller (don't ask)
1. The Sisters of Mercy
2. Avatar
3. Cannibal Corpse
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. John Waller (don't ask)
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She’s back! But just for a few days.
Order your copy of Nineteen Little Stab Wounds at: dreadstonepress.com/product-cate...
Available today through November 30.
All sales will be donated to Transgender Law Center. 1/6
Order your copy of Nineteen Little Stab Wounds at: dreadstonepress.com/product-cate...
Available today through November 30.
All sales will be donated to Transgender Law Center. 1/6
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
She’s back! But just for a few days.
Order your copy of Nineteen Little Stab Wounds at: dreadstonepress.com/product-cate...
Available today through November 30.
All sales will be donated to Transgender Law Center. 1/6
Order your copy of Nineteen Little Stab Wounds at: dreadstonepress.com/product-cate...
Available today through November 30.
All sales will be donated to Transgender Law Center. 1/6
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Nineteen Little Stab Wounds will be available 11.26-11.30 to raise money for Transgender Law Center. Paperbacks $10 (shipping included) ebooks $5. Every cent goes toward TLC.
Link goes live tomorrow so keep your eyes open—there are limited quantities of paperbacks.
More info in alt text.
Link goes live tomorrow so keep your eyes open—there are limited quantities of paperbacks.
More info in alt text.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nineteen Little Stab Wounds will be available 11.26-11.30 to raise money for Transgender Law Center. Paperbacks $10 (shipping included) ebooks $5. Every cent goes toward TLC.
Link goes live tomorrow so keep your eyes open—there are limited quantities of paperbacks.
More info in alt text.
Link goes live tomorrow so keep your eyes open—there are limited quantities of paperbacks.
More info in alt text.
Goodbye, Anadius. We'll miss you. 💜
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Goodbye, Anadius. We'll miss you. 💜
Family member: *makes jokes involving various stereotypes*
Me: You know what my favorite stereotype is? That the most homophobic men are the deepest in the closet.
FM: ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY? I'M NOT THAT HOMOPHOBIC. *stammers and babbles to save himself.*
Me: Whatever you say, little gay boy.
Me: You know what my favorite stereotype is? That the most homophobic men are the deepest in the closet.
FM: ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY? I'M NOT THAT HOMOPHOBIC. *stammers and babbles to save himself.*
Me: Whatever you say, little gay boy.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Family member: *makes jokes involving various stereotypes*
Me: You know what my favorite stereotype is? That the most homophobic men are the deepest in the closet.
FM: ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY? I'M NOT THAT HOMOPHOBIC. *stammers and babbles to save himself.*
Me: Whatever you say, little gay boy.
Me: You know what my favorite stereotype is? That the most homophobic men are the deepest in the closet.
FM: ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY? I'M NOT THAT HOMOPHOBIC. *stammers and babbles to save himself.*
Me: Whatever you say, little gay boy.
How am I supposed to write when you sit in front of my laptop and demand snuggles?
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How am I supposed to write when you sit in front of my laptop and demand snuggles?
Ending Halloween with a skull full of mead.
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ending Halloween with a skull full of mead.
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Coworker who I barely know: Oh whatcha reading? Is it smut?
Me: No, it's just a fantasy book.
Coworker: I write smut. It's hardcore BDSM. None of that 50 Shades shit. I'm involved in it and I'm an expert.
Me:
Me: No, it's just a fantasy book.
Coworker: I write smut. It's hardcore BDSM. None of that 50 Shades shit. I'm involved in it and I'm an expert.
Me:
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Coworker who I barely know: Oh whatcha reading? Is it smut?
Me: No, it's just a fantasy book.
Coworker: I write smut. It's hardcore BDSM. None of that 50 Shades shit. I'm involved in it and I'm an expert.
Me:
Me: No, it's just a fantasy book.
Coworker: I write smut. It's hardcore BDSM. None of that 50 Shades shit. I'm involved in it and I'm an expert.
Me:
Somewhere out there, there's an alternate dimension where Primus fans treat the band the way Tool fans that Tool. They find spiritual meaning in the music, and somehow have found a way to decode Les Claypool's bass patterns.
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Somewhere out there, there's an alternate dimension where Primus fans treat the band the way Tool fans that Tool. They find spiritual meaning in the music, and somehow have found a way to decode Les Claypool's bass patterns.
Going on a long drive and finding a rare walkable community with density and business within it is a magical experience. Then the magic is destroyed by finding out it's a 55+ community. I wish we could outlaw them.
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Going on a long drive and finding a rare walkable community with density and business within it is a magical experience. Then the magic is destroyed by finding out it's a 55+ community. I wish we could outlaw them.
Friend 1: There's straight bears, right?
F2: No, bears are only a gay thing.
F3: So what do you call straight guys?
F4: Fat.
F2: No, bears are only a gay thing.
F3: So what do you call straight guys?
F4: Fat.
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Friend 1: There's straight bears, right?
F2: No, bears are only a gay thing.
F3: So what do you call straight guys?
F4: Fat.
F2: No, bears are only a gay thing.
F3: So what do you call straight guys?
F4: Fat.
Foreign Snack Review #1: Bourbon Petit Shrimp Crackers (AKA Shrimp Communion Wafers)
Rating: 7/10
Very fishy tasting. I liked them a lot more than I expected to. Despite the nickname, they're crunchy and don't feel like Styrofoam. My husband will not try them. My toddler ate one. Hated it.
Rating: 7/10
Very fishy tasting. I liked them a lot more than I expected to. Despite the nickname, they're crunchy and don't feel like Styrofoam. My husband will not try them. My toddler ate one. Hated it.
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Foreign Snack Review #1: Bourbon Petit Shrimp Crackers (AKA Shrimp Communion Wafers)
Rating: 7/10
Very fishy tasting. I liked them a lot more than I expected to. Despite the nickname, they're crunchy and don't feel like Styrofoam. My husband will not try them. My toddler ate one. Hated it.
Rating: 7/10
Very fishy tasting. I liked them a lot more than I expected to. Despite the nickname, they're crunchy and don't feel like Styrofoam. My husband will not try them. My toddler ate one. Hated it.
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We're close to two months without a job and I don't get how I can't even get the recruiter call.
I got over 10 years experience as an environment artist! 6 shipped titles! A portfolio I'm now expanding on and I'm your gal for architecture, lighting and foliage
www.artstation.com/mayaoberg
I got over 10 years experience as an environment artist! 6 shipped titles! A portfolio I'm now expanding on and I'm your gal for architecture, lighting and foliage
www.artstation.com/mayaoberg
Maja Öberg
Senior Environment Artist
www.artstation.com
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We're close to two months without a job and I don't get how I can't even get the recruiter call.
I got over 10 years experience as an environment artist! 6 shipped titles! A portfolio I'm now expanding on and I'm your gal for architecture, lighting and foliage
www.artstation.com/mayaoberg
I got over 10 years experience as an environment artist! 6 shipped titles! A portfolio I'm now expanding on and I'm your gal for architecture, lighting and foliage
www.artstation.com/mayaoberg
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I try to focus this account so it's for my readers, but hey writers:
NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.
and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.
NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.
and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.
September 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I try to focus this account so it's for my readers, but hey writers:
NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.
and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.
NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.
and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.
Made a new account strictly for my art and writing. If I follow you before I make my intro post, then I probably followed you on my other account.
September 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Made a new account strictly for my art and writing. If I follow you before I make my intro post, then I probably followed you on my other account.