Y’all my GenX bff @bibbidyboppidy.bsky.social joined Bluesky! Now I just need to put up curtains and my social media home will be complete

Mike Johnson

Adding falling asleep while simultaneously playing ball to her list of accomplishments

@flavorflav.bsky.social is the real MVP of Bluesky! Thanks for all the amazing starter packs 💙

Now that all the cool kids are here I’m feeling a lot of pressure to (what’s the Bluesky ‘tweet’, Bluep?) say something intelligent…. But all I can do is ADHD

You can measure the stress of a week by the number of teeth-scraped peanut butter spoons in my sink

I just had an intense debate with a company I booked a service with, but changed my mind and requested a refund. I feel so alive! I should do this more often.

Who said we’d never use math in our adult lives? Every time I’m invited out with friends I automatically start doing the math trying to figure out how many friends I really need and the amount of social effort I need to put in to keep her.

Thank God I received my Bluesky code before I got too old to technology!