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he/him. i'm tmi and transgender and horny and annoying. THIS ACCOUNT IS NSFW
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Don't let anyone tell you that this is too complicated, that you don't have the expertise or background knowledge to understand some obscure nuance.
It is exactly what it looks like.
It is exactly what it looks like.
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Don't let anyone tell you that this is too complicated, that you don't have the expertise or background knowledge to understand some obscure nuance.
It is exactly what it looks like.
It is exactly what it looks like.
i've seen posts from normal people saying goodbye to their internet friends because they're worried their internet is going to go out and they're going to die, people are enduring sheer unspeakable terror and they're not even human to so many usamericans, i'm sick to my stomach
Hey y'all, please stop being racist as hell and saying the bombing of Venezuela is a distraction from the Epstein Files. People are suffering, you absolute fucking ghouls.
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
i've seen posts from normal people saying goodbye to their internet friends because they're worried their internet is going to go out and they're going to die, people are enduring sheer unspeakable terror and they're not even human to so many usamericans, i'm sick to my stomach
btw the policy is extremely explicit about the fact that it will not cover vet bills in the event that moonbeam is injured in a nuclear explosion
really feel like pet insurance premiums should take into account whether the cat is allowed outside. you're telling me i pay the same as people who let their cats navigate busy roads and run from coyotes while i can just not leave out sharp things or toxins and have like a 1% chance of an accident.
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
btw the policy is extremely explicit about the fact that it will not cover vet bills in the event that moonbeam is injured in a nuclear explosion
not to be one of those parents who brags too much but today moonbeam very calmly let me clip ALL of her claws, including the back ones, without getting even a teeny bit upset 💅
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
not to be one of those parents who brags too much but today moonbeam very calmly let me clip ALL of her claws, including the back ones, without getting even a teeny bit upset 💅
this ended extremely well btw. in 2026 communicate with your besties even if it feels uncomfortable in the moment !!
sending a long message to one of my best friends acknowledging some tension between us so we can work through it in a healthy productive way rather than stewing in it knowing this is the correct approach while also desperately trying to quiet my brain telling me that she's going to hate me for it
a couple of horses walking down a street .
Alt: a gif of a foal walking comically quickly, with tiny steps, across a pasture.
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
this ended extremely well btw. in 2026 communicate with your besties even if it feels uncomfortable in the moment !!
really feel like pet insurance premiums should take into account whether the cat is allowed outside. you're telling me i pay the same as people who let their cats navigate busy roads and run from coyotes while i can just not leave out sharp things or toxins and have like a 1% chance of an accident.
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
really feel like pet insurance premiums should take into account whether the cat is allowed outside. you're telling me i pay the same as people who let their cats navigate busy roads and run from coyotes while i can just not leave out sharp things or toxins and have like a 1% chance of an accident.
late happy new year wishes bc i just got home from three hours of karaoke w friends, my throat is very raw and my heart is very full of love
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
late happy new year wishes bc i just got home from three hours of karaoke w friends, my throat is very raw and my heart is very full of love
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sending a long message to one of my best friends acknowledging some tension between us so we can work through it in a healthy productive way rather than stewing in it knowing this is the correct approach while also desperately trying to quiet my brain telling me that she's going to hate me for it
a couple of horses walking down a street .
Alt: a gif of a foal walking comically quickly, with tiny steps, across a pasture.
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
sending a long message to one of my best friends acknowledging some tension between us so we can work through it in a healthy productive way rather than stewing in it knowing this is the correct approach while also desperately trying to quiet my brain telling me that she's going to hate me for it
in 2026 i'm no longer extending grace to people who choose to use the detransitioner label, sorry 😘 your experience is valid (bc ofc as a trans person i have to Repeatedly say that i support cis people who stop transitioning) but if you want my trust stop using a term that amounts to "ex-gay"
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
in 2026 i'm no longer extending grace to people who choose to use the detransitioner label, sorry 😘 your experience is valid (bc ofc as a trans person i have to Repeatedly say that i support cis people who stop transitioning) but if you want my trust stop using a term that amounts to "ex-gay"
i got top surgery and it's legit one of the best things that's ever happened to me despite everything else that happened this year
Trans folks, I would be absolutely *thrilled* if you would tell me something great that happened to you this year.
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i got top surgery and it's legit one of the best things that's ever happened to me despite everything else that happened this year
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this is a large distributor recall for a wide range of products at specific stores.
if you've shopped at any of those stores, there's a list of the specific recalled products you can check at the bottom of the page.
h/t @cmyeaton.bsky.social for flagging these recalls in her great newsletters!
if you've shopped at any of those stores, there's a list of the specific recalled products you can check at the bottom of the page.
h/t @cmyeaton.bsky.social for flagging these recalls in her great newsletters!
Gold Star Distribution Inc., Issues Recall of Certain FDA-Regulated Products in Three States Including Drugs, Devices, Cosmetics, Human Foods, and Pet Foods
Gold Star Distribution, Inc. (Gold Star or “the Company”) is recalling all FDA regulated products listed in this press release due to the presence of rodent and avian contamination.
www.fda.gov
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
this is a large distributor recall for a wide range of products at specific stores.
if you've shopped at any of those stores, there's a list of the specific recalled products you can check at the bottom of the page.
h/t @cmyeaton.bsky.social for flagging these recalls in her great newsletters!
if you've shopped at any of those stores, there's a list of the specific recalled products you can check at the bottom of the page.
h/t @cmyeaton.bsky.social for flagging these recalls in her great newsletters!
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I feel once again compelled to emphasis the digitizing in the literal scanning sense is fairly unimportant if it is not accompanied with metadata providing context for discovery. Both humans and AI will make things up when they don't know what they are looking at.
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I feel once again compelled to emphasis the digitizing in the literal scanning sense is fairly unimportant if it is not accompanied with metadata providing context for discovery. Both humans and AI will make things up when they don't know what they are looking at.
i have somewhat mixed feelings on pluribus and agree with some critiques of it i've seen re: its handling of consent and rape, ranks below brba and bcs for me so far, but i simply have to give it points for ending its season by literally giving a terrible lesbian a nuclear bomb
December 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i have somewhat mixed feelings on pluribus and agree with some critiques of it i've seen re: its handling of consent and rape, ranks below brba and bcs for me so far, but i simply have to give it points for ending its season by literally giving a terrible lesbian a nuclear bomb
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#AceAttorney #逆転裁判
⚠️ネタバレ注意⚠️
「….メリー・クリスマス」
逆転裁判の手描き動画をYouTubeに投稿しました！
よろしくお願いします🦜
URL：https://youtu.be/ceW6Jgsd_ww?si=F7sWZyn6WuejNk20
⚠️ネタバレ注意⚠️
「….メリー・クリスマス」
逆転裁判の手描き動画をYouTubeに投稿しました！
よろしくお願いします🦜
URL：https://youtu.be/ceW6Jgsd_ww?si=F7sWZyn6WuejNk20
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
#AceAttorney #逆転裁判
⚠️ネタバレ注意⚠️
「….メリー・クリスマス」
逆転裁判の手描き動画をYouTubeに投稿しました！
よろしくお願いします🦜
URL：https://youtu.be/ceW6Jgsd_ww?si=F7sWZyn6WuejNk20
⚠️ネタバレ注意⚠️
「….メリー・クリスマス」
逆転裁判の手描き動画をYouTubeに投稿しました！
よろしくお願いします🦜
URL：https://youtu.be/ceW6Jgsd_ww?si=F7sWZyn6WuejNk20
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日本語を勉強してる英語母語話者として嬉しい!!
UPDATE: We may see the first time English is displaced as the most popular language among Bluesky posters as soon as Americans head to sleep tonight.
Japanese users were close to achieving that feat at 7 am Eastern Time, and their activity is increasing at an exponential pace. This is remarkable.
Japanese users were close to achieving that feat at 7 am Eastern Time, and their activity is increasing at an exponential pace. This is remarkable.
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
日本語を勉強してる英語母語話者として嬉しい!!
HELLO CAROL, WE'RE JOHN CENA
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
HELLO CAROL, WE'RE JOHN CENA
CHRISTMAS EVE IS NOT A FUCKING FIREWORKS HOLIDAY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY NEIGHBORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
CHRISTMAS EVE IS NOT A FUCKING FIREWORKS HOLIDAY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY NEIGHBORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
i wasn't paying much attention to pluribus because i didn't know what it was and didn't care to find out until my friend told me it's vince gilligan sci-fi with rhea seehorn as a lesbian and i sprinted to the legal video store so fast
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i wasn't paying much attention to pluribus because i didn't know what it was and didn't care to find out until my friend told me it's vince gilligan sci-fi with rhea seehorn as a lesbian and i sprinted to the legal video store so fast
I HAVE BEEN FREED
folks i know there's a lot of more important shit to worry about but can you all pray for/manifest me not getting called in for jury duty tomorrow i need it to not happen so bad
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I HAVE BEEN FREED