Kale Sandwich
@kalesandwich.bsky.social
I post shit. I shit post.
Move when the music moves you. If other people wanna stand still, let that be their thing. Movement is living. Standing still is being alive.
September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Move when the music moves you. If other people wanna stand still, let that be their thing. Movement is living. Standing still is being alive.
Some stuff you just never forget, bc it’s so weird. Like when me n my gf at the time met a mutual friend for the first time. He shakes my hand after saying “I’m not a hugger” then proceeds to hug my gf immediately after…did..did I get power moved? Idk y’all. Irks me to this day 🤔
fry from futurama is shown in a close up
ALT: fry from futurama is shown in a close up
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June 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Some stuff you just never forget, bc it’s so weird. Like when me n my gf at the time met a mutual friend for the first time. He shakes my hand after saying “I’m not a hugger” then proceeds to hug my gf immediately after…did..did I get power moved? Idk y’all. Irks me to this day 🤔
I’d rather be an overthinker (asking for permission) than whatever the opposite of that is called…underthinker? (asking for forgiveness)…I would rather the first than the former, is what I’m saying…which…I realize is sort of a toxic trait in and of itself, but…yeah…. That’s where I’m at
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I’d rather be an overthinker (asking for permission) than whatever the opposite of that is called…underthinker? (asking for forgiveness)…I would rather the first than the former, is what I’m saying…which…I realize is sort of a toxic trait in and of itself, but…yeah…. That’s where I’m at
I imagine
One of the few things more painful than watching someone fall out of love with you
Is watching them fail to realize it
One of the few things more painful than watching someone fall out of love with you
Is watching them fail to realize it
April 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I imagine
One of the few things more painful than watching someone fall out of love with you
Is watching them fail to realize it
One of the few things more painful than watching someone fall out of love with you
Is watching them fail to realize it
BLACK HOUSE RADIO ON YOUTUBE IS GIVING ME LIFE
I didn’t even know Zack fox dj’d
I didn’t even know Zack fox dj’d
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
BLACK HOUSE RADIO ON YOUTUBE IS GIVING ME LIFE
I didn’t even know Zack fox dj’d
I didn’t even know Zack fox dj’d
Uncle Phil is the reason I named my hog “Lucille”
March 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Uncle Phil is the reason I named my hog “Lucille”
I want to model my life after the trees
Show me the light, and I’ll grow.
Using my tears as rain
And you people are my soil
I am fertilized by my mistakes
And I flourish
But not without the help of those around me.
Show me the light, and I’ll grow.
Using my tears as rain
And you people are my soil
I am fertilized by my mistakes
And I flourish
But not without the help of those around me.
March 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I want to model my life after the trees
Show me the light, and I’ll grow.
Using my tears as rain
And you people are my soil
I am fertilized by my mistakes
And I flourish
But not without the help of those around me.
Show me the light, and I’ll grow.
Using my tears as rain
And you people are my soil
I am fertilized by my mistakes
And I flourish
But not without the help of those around me.
If you say “LMNOP” and put emphasis on one letter while saying the rest fast, it sounds like you’re speaking a foreign language! Dont fret! You’re just saying the American alphabet so you can’t get in trouble! Follow me for more law hacks!
March 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you say “LMNOP” and put emphasis on one letter while saying the rest fast, it sounds like you’re speaking a foreign language! Dont fret! You’re just saying the American alphabet so you can’t get in trouble! Follow me for more law hacks!
“You know good things are happenin when the jackboot starts to jump”
So let’s make that mf play double dutch
So let’s make that mf play double dutch
March 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“You know good things are happenin when the jackboot starts to jump”
So let’s make that mf play double dutch
So let’s make that mf play double dutch
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What if we got paid in tiered loot crates instead of money?
February 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
What if we got paid in tiered loot crates instead of money?
“Iykyk” is stupid bc ofc if ik ik tf?! Jfc like..tbqh it should be “iykykyk” lbvs bc sometimes yk but you can’t remember atm fr idblts (yw)😌
February 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“Iykyk” is stupid bc ofc if ik ik tf?! Jfc like..tbqh it should be “iykykyk” lbvs bc sometimes yk but you can’t remember atm fr idblts (yw)😌
Best. Black History Month. Ever. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
February 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Best. Black History Month. Ever. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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THERE IS NO LGB WITHOUT T
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February 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
THERE IS NO LGB WITHOUT T
🏳️🌈💚🏳️⚧️
🏳️🌈💚🏳️⚧️
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Jones
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February 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Catherine Zetacetaminophen
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If you don’t think “Do it, Try it” is a fight song, you haven’t seen Letterkenny 😌
February 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If you don’t think “Do it, Try it” is a fight song, you haven’t seen Letterkenny 😌
Call me old fashioned, but I like my bourbon with bitters and an orange slice 😌
January 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I like my bourbon with bitters and an orange slice 😌
Me? OW!
-A cat that just stepped on a Lego after being asked how they’re doing.
-A cat that just stepped on a Lego after being asked how they’re doing.
January 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me? OW!
-A cat that just stepped on a Lego after being asked how they’re doing.
-A cat that just stepped on a Lego after being asked how they’re doing.
Next up: Guillotina and The Undulating Heads, performing songs from their hit album “A Little Off the Top”
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Next up: Guillotina and The Undulating Heads, performing songs from their hit album “A Little Off the Top”
Shawty got mad but I’m like hey if you a monster for my inc, I gotta call you Mike Wazowski 🤷🏾♂️
January 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Shawty got mad but I’m like hey if you a monster for my inc, I gotta call you Mike Wazowski 🤷🏾♂️
The rubberneckin is craaazy
January 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The rubberneckin is craaazy
Reposted by Kale Sandwich
In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.
Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.
#Resist
Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.
#Resist
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.
Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.
#Resist
Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.
#Resist
