This low pressure front is decimating me. Today is one of those days where I have to recover for 5 minutes after every discussion I have.
Ow my face
Ow my face
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This low pressure front is decimating me. Today is one of those days where I have to recover for 5 minutes after every discussion I have.
Ow my face
Ow my face
lol wtf was that, Lando?
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
lol wtf was that, Lando?
Just turned on mermaid power for the kids.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just turned on mermaid power for the kids.
My conspiracy theory libertarian cousin is soooo quiet today.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My conspiracy theory libertarian cousin is soooo quiet today.
If you know where to go, the vibes are immaculate
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you know where to go, the vibes are immaculate
Leaving on my big golf trip tomorrow. Very excited. Been planning it for the last 9 months.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Leaving on my big golf trip tomorrow. Very excited. Been planning it for the last 9 months.
Our local library millage passed. Wins all around
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Our local library millage passed. Wins all around
Finally got the good one
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Finally got the good one
“The weather is nice, can you put the Christmas lights up?”
“Sure”
“You’re sticking me with the kids. Why do you get to prioritize the chores you want to do? I can’t get anything done”
“….”
“Sure”
“You’re sticking me with the kids. Why do you get to prioritize the chores you want to do? I can’t get anything done”
“….”
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“The weather is nice, can you put the Christmas lights up?”
“Sure”
“You’re sticking me with the kids. Why do you get to prioritize the chores you want to do? I can’t get anything done”
“….”
“Sure”
“You’re sticking me with the kids. Why do you get to prioritize the chores you want to do? I can’t get anything done”
“….”
As a DIY guy, there’s nothing more unsettling than contractors (who have more skill and experience than I could ever have) going to work on my home.
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
As a DIY guy, there’s nothing more unsettling than contractors (who have more skill and experience than I could ever have) going to work on my home.
Another late night on the work grind. The soundtrack to my technical writing has forever and will always be Boards of Canada.
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Another late night on the work grind. The soundtrack to my technical writing has forever and will always be Boards of Canada.
Fuck that was too fast
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Fuck that was too fast
I swear after 2 fumbles if we don’t get this stop…
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I swear after 2 fumbles if we don’t get this stop…
Oh man X we’ve been waiting for that one for a minute.
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh man X we’ve been waiting for that one for a minute.
Hey everybody give your pets and extra snuggle for me tonight.
October 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hey everybody give your pets and extra snuggle for me tonight.
Drinking to a real one. I’ll miss you buddy.
October 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Drinking to a real one. I’ll miss you buddy.
Guess I’ll go stick my hands in fans for fun in remembrance.
Ace Frehley, the wild Spaceman of Kiss who played guitar in the band throughout their Seventies heyday and again during the reunion period in the Nineties and inspired an entire generation of musicians, has died at age 74.
More on his life and legacy:
rollingstone.com/music/music-...
More on his life and legacy:
rollingstone.com/music/music-...
October 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Guess I’ll go stick my hands in fans for fun in remembrance.
My wife made Elmo decorations for my sons birthday in July. This nightmare machine has been hanging in his room ever since. Every time I put him down he points and says “it’s spooky daddy”
October 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My wife made Elmo decorations for my sons birthday in July. This nightmare machine has been hanging in his room ever since. Every time I put him down he points and says “it’s spooky daddy”
My grandmother is moving into an assisted living facility. She’s lived in the house my grandfather built in the 50s for the last like 70 years. Tough stuff.
September 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My grandmother is moving into an assisted living facility. She’s lived in the house my grandfather built in the 50s for the last like 70 years. Tough stuff.
Over under on how many people will die because of this?
September 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Over under on how many people will die because of this?
Pretty stoked I was able to get in to get these kids their vaccines early before the ol golf trip 2 weeks ago.
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Pretty stoked I was able to get in to get these kids their vaccines early before the ol golf trip 2 weeks ago.
There’s a lot to love about having little kids but having to get a papal dispensation to take a dump isn’t one of them.
“What, why? I thought you went when you got up?”
“What, why? I thought you went when you got up?”
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
There’s a lot to love about having little kids but having to get a papal dispensation to take a dump isn’t one of them.
“What, why? I thought you went when you got up?”
“What, why? I thought you went when you got up?”