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Blocked! Scooped up!
Pat Fitzgerald? The Evanston Carwash?
pat fitzgerald...what are we doin with this haircut
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Driving up to east Lansing for a thing tomorrow evening. Will report back.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Got to say it was a good day.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stock Photos
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That was delicious
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The hawks and bears play today. I really hope they win the games. Also, I’d like to watch the games. Please, children, let me have this one day of leftovers and football.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You gotta sing loud if you want to end war and stuff
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
These winds are gonna knock the power out and all of my extension cords are being used for Christmas lights… Ufdah.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This low pressure front is decimating me. Today is one of those days where I have to recover for 5 minutes after every discussion I have.

Ow my face
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
lol wtf was that, Lando?
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Just turned on mermaid power for the kids.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Ah jeez
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My conspiracy theory libertarian cousin is soooo quiet today.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you know where to go, the vibes are immaculate
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
In my happy place
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Leaving on my big golf trip tomorrow. Very excited. Been planning it for the last 9 months.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Our local library millage passed. Wins all around
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Finally got the good one
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“The weather is nice, can you put the Christmas lights up?”

“Sure”

“You’re sticking me with the kids. Why do you get to prioritize the chores you want to do? I can’t get anything done”

“….”
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
As a DIY guy, there’s nothing more unsettling than contractors (who have more skill and experience than I could ever have) going to work on my home.
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Another late night on the work grind. The soundtrack to my technical writing has forever and will always be Boards of Canada.
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Fuck that was too fast
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I swear after 2 fumbles if we don’t get this stop…
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh man X we’ve been waiting for that one for a minute.
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM