KP
@kaitbperky.bsky.social
corgi photos, wine talk, rage skeeting about fsu football, probably falling down
Yall I am going to the heated rivalry rave on Friday. At my big age. I’m so excited 😆
Just sent my friend a calendar invite tomorrow called “HR MEETING” so we can finalize our plans during lunch.
Being an adult is not all terrible.
Just sent my friend a calendar invite tomorrow called “HR MEETING” so we can finalize our plans during lunch.
Being an adult is not all terrible.
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Yall I am going to the heated rivalry rave on Friday. At my big age. I’m so excited 😆
Just sent my friend a calendar invite tomorrow called “HR MEETING” so we can finalize our plans during lunch.
Being an adult is not all terrible.
Just sent my friend a calendar invite tomorrow called “HR MEETING” so we can finalize our plans during lunch.
Being an adult is not all terrible.
Just did a French lesson on Duolingo where I should have written « don’t turn here » but instead wrote « don’t turn car » 😂
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Just did a French lesson on Duolingo where I should have written « don’t turn here » but instead wrote « don’t turn car » 😂
Standing outside in the sun to warm myself like a basking lizard.
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Standing outside in the sun to warm myself like a basking lizard.
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Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
That was phenomenal. Set design, dancers, storytelling. I loved it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That was phenomenal. Set design, dancers, storytelling. I loved it.
Making buffalo chicken queso and taco dip while blasting Bad Bunny just like the founding fathers intended.
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Making buffalo chicken queso and taco dip while blasting Bad Bunny just like the founding fathers intended.
Yall I have a shoot tomorrow with TWELVE cats and kittens. I’m so excited and I’m gonna smuggle one home.
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Yall I have a shoot tomorrow with TWELVE cats and kittens. I’m so excited and I’m gonna smuggle one home.
Threw up at 5:00am and ripped his paw on his walk tonight 😩
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Threw up at 5:00am and ripped his paw on his walk tonight 😩
Lewis Hamilton is dating Kim Kardashian?
a close up of a barbie doll making a funny face and saying ew .
ALT: a close up of a barbie doll making a funny face and saying ew .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Lewis Hamilton is dating Kim Kardashian?
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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
Bitch.
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Bitch.
The moon is in fact doing moon things this evening yall. Go look at her.
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The moon is in fact doing moon things this evening yall. Go look at her.
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Yeah this is real bad for the GOP. Southern whites behaving like Midwestern whites kinda bad.
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Yeah this is real bad for the GOP. Southern whites behaving like Midwestern whites kinda bad.
One of our fave lil restaurants in black mountain looks so cute and picturesque. My mom said all the bars are open and folks are out riding ATVs to get to em. I love that lil town so much.
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
One of our fave lil restaurants in black mountain looks so cute and picturesque. My mom said all the bars are open and folks are out riding ATVs to get to em. I love that lil town so much.
Friday night montepulciano
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Friday night montepulciano
Someone just called him fat 😭
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Someone just called him fat 😭
Delta has a lot more faith in my ability to “have it all together” than I do.
January 29, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Delta has a lot more faith in my ability to “have it all together” than I do.
I guess one good thing about my 5:30am flight being delayed an hour is I’ve been able to watch the Australia open on the plane.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I guess one good thing about my 5:30am flight being delayed an hour is I’ve been able to watch the Australia open on the plane.
Not to brag but I just filed my taxes without calling my dad once!
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Not to brag but I just filed my taxes without calling my dad once!
Zach is writing new music, I am hungry but want him to finish this piece so it doesn’t take up the whole weekend. I found an entire bag of Trader Joe’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups. God please give me the strength to not eat them all while I wait.
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Zach is writing new music, I am hungry but want him to finish this piece so it doesn’t take up the whole weekend. I found an entire bag of Trader Joe’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups. God please give me the strength to not eat them all while I wait.
How am I quadruple booked on a Friday 😭
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 PM
How am I quadruple booked on a Friday 😭
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Seriously, @people.com has been meeting the moment better than 90% of publications with direct reporting and crystal clear headlines.
This is a good way for the low-information voters who are usually detached from the news cycle to get turned around.
This is a good way for the low-information voters who are usually detached from the news cycle to get turned around.
What America will read this weekend while in line at the grocery checkout:
@peoplemag.bsky.social #ICE
people.com/ice-detains-...
@peoplemag.bsky.social #ICE
people.com/ice-detains-...
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Seriously, @people.com has been meeting the moment better than 90% of publications with direct reporting and crystal clear headlines.
This is a good way for the low-information voters who are usually detached from the news cycle to get turned around.
This is a good way for the low-information voters who are usually detached from the news cycle to get turned around.
I miss my dog. Look at him.
January 20, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I miss my dog. Look at him.