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Celebrating the lesser-known monsters that trample in Godzilla's sizeable shadow. Summoned four times daily by dullthud.bsky.social via BlueBotsDoneQuick.com
Kramixor the Pulveriser looks like a fifty-storey pelican going to a costume party as the London Eye. They were transported from Dimension X by offshore drilling.
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Kramixor the Pulveriser looks like a fifty-storey pelican going to a costume party as the London Eye. They were transported from Dimension X by offshore drilling.
Alus looks like a monumental sasquatch crossed with Ace Frehley. They are easily confused.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Alus looks like a monumental sasquatch crossed with Ace Frehley. They are easily confused.
Duzigar is an immense fusion of turnip and bat. She is the walking embodiment of the bread-and-circuses principle of government.
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Duzigar is an immense fusion of turnip and bat. She is the walking embodiment of the bread-and-circuses principle of government.
Uracholon is a blend of housefly and rhino. She blows super-heated flames.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Uracholon is a blend of housefly and rhino. She blows super-heated flames.
Mega Onah is a heavily-armoured duck-beast with traces of bat. He wants only to devour Sapporo.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mega Onah is a heavily-armoured duck-beast with traces of bat. He wants only to devour Sapporo.
Bungogor has an electric knee and great cheekbones. He spews poisonous delta-rays.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Bungogor has an electric knee and great cheekbones. He spews poisonous delta-rays.
Burah has a tail-mounted slime-cannon and a distinctive whip-like backbone. He sweats eldritch musk.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Burah has a tail-mounted slime-cannon and a distinctive whip-like backbone. He sweats eldritch musk.
Hesaur, star of Hesaur 3D (Japan 1956), is a monstrous titan combining elements of buffalo and walrus.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hesaur, star of Hesaur 3D (Japan 1956), is a monstrous titan combining elements of buffalo and walrus.
Yathrolan was genetically engineered by a radiation leak. She would love to start a debate around charismatic sociopaths.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yathrolan was genetically engineered by a radiation leak. She would love to start a debate around charismatic sociopaths.
Koxus is a superevolved pangolin the size of the Houston Astrodome. She was first caught on film by a monster-worshipping cult investigating cryo-bombs released from a valley cut off by rockfalls.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Koxus is a superevolved pangolin the size of the Houston Astrodome. She was first caught on film by a monster-worshipping cult investigating cryo-bombs released from a valley cut off by rockfalls.
Otran looks like a mountainous capybara slow-dancing with Sydney Opera House. He was discovered when a discredited scientist recorded a trail of cranberry-scented vapour near the last known location of Orbayah.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Otran looks like a mountainous capybara slow-dancing with Sydney Opera House. He was discovered when a discredited scientist recorded a trail of cranberry-scented vapour near the last known location of Orbayah.
Inodas looks like a hulking rhino wrestling with the Royal Albert Hall. She was released by industrial pollution.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Inodas looks like a hulking rhino wrestling with the Royal Albert Hall. She was released by industrial pollution.
Vaxas is a thirty-storey fusion of warthog and dredger. His spine-tingling shriek combines recordings of a sealion, a belt sander and a key run along the bass strings of a piano.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Vaxas is a thirty-storey fusion of warthog and dredger. His spine-tingling shriek combines recordings of a sealion, a belt sander and a key run along the bass strings of a piano.
Drovotas the Destroyer is a hulking sloth-monster with traces of stingray. She was discovered in a strange fog on the Moon.
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Drovotas the Destroyer is a hulking sloth-monster with traces of stingray. She was discovered in a strange fog on the Moon.
Lodactyjira is a relentless fusion of capybara and swarm of bees. Her ear-splitting squeal was made from playing a sousaphone over slowed-down recordings of a tiger.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Lodactyjira is a relentless fusion of capybara and swarm of bees. Her ear-splitting squeal was made from playing a sousaphone over slowed-down recordings of a tiger.
Gyroklintor looks like an immense fennec crossed with a Greek temple. They spit glittering fireballs.
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Gyroklintor looks like an immense fennec crossed with a Greek temple. They spit glittering fireballs.
Lemitron combines features of octopus and pelican. His existence was accidentally revealed by climatologists after reports of a trail of ice-cold goo in Kazakhstan.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lemitron combines features of octopus and pelican. His existence was accidentally revealed by climatologists after reports of a trail of ice-cold goo in Kazakhstan.
Oomarah was created by a shadowy cabal. She seeks to vanquish Garrugra.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oomarah was created by a shadowy cabal. She seeks to vanquish Garrugra.
Olgagor looks like a fifty-storey mole crossed with a pine-forested mountain. They blow radioactive steam.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Olgagor looks like a fifty-storey mole crossed with a pine-forested mountain. They blow radioactive steam.
Hofurah has an insatiable appetite and a distinctive spiral hair-tuft. He belches devastating sparks.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hofurah has an insatiable appetite and a distinctive spiral hair-tuft. He belches devastating sparks.
Dujorah is a fearsome fusion of crayfish and beagle. She emits corposant zero-beams.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dujorah is a fearsome fusion of crayfish and beagle. She emits corposant zero-beams.
Ongusaur, star of Ongusaur Lives (Jamaica 1966), is a mountainous goose-fungus hybrid.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ongusaur, star of Ongusaur Lives (Jamaica 1966), is a mountainous goose-fungus hybrid.
Tredas the Annihilator looks like a hulking pigeon had a kid with Table Mountain. He has an electric moustache and hook-shaped hands.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Tredas the Annihilator looks like a hulking pigeon had a kid with Table Mountain. He has an electric moustache and hook-shaped hands.
Gurotran is an insatiable chimera of antelope and tyrannosaur. They emerged from a geothermal vent in a Japanese forest.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gurotran is an insatiable chimera of antelope and tyrannosaur. They emerged from a geothermal vent in a Japanese forest.
Electro Zonunah is a merciless chimera of mongoose and chameleon. They are very cross with you.
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Electro Zonunah is a merciless chimera of mongoose and chameleon. They are very cross with you.