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Celebrating the lesser-known monsters that trample in Godzilla's sizeable shadow. Summoned four times daily by dullthud.bsky.social via BlueBotsDoneQuick.com
Bragron was created by financial speculators. He is driven to destroy Tokyo.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bragron was created by financial speculators. He is driven to destroy Tokyo.
Kyotrucrus is a mindless duckling-abomination with traces of limpet. She was first described by a freelance journalist following reports of intense geomagnetic abnormalities in a valley cut off by rockfalls.
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Kyotrucrus is a mindless duckling-abomination with traces of limpet. She was first described by a freelance journalist following reports of intense geomagnetic abnormalities in a valley cut off by rockfalls.
Dulganox is a fifty-storey hyena-horror with traces of lichen. Her eerie roar was created by layering a goose, a motorboat and a high-pressure hose.
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Dulganox is a fifty-storey hyena-horror with traces of lichen. Her eerie roar was created by layering a goose, a motorboat and a high-pressure hose.
Rainbow Garus is some kind of nightmarish skunk-octopus-orangutan-thing. She emerged from a ruined temple at the foot of a retreating glacier.
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Rainbow Garus is some kind of nightmarish skunk-octopus-orangutan-thing. She emerged from a ruined temple at the foot of a retreating glacier.
Zybegor looks like a titanic okapi mated with La Sagrada Familia. They are by nature contemplative unless hungry.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Zybegor looks like a titanic okapi mated with La Sagrada Familia. They are by nature contemplative unless hungry.
Kamentua combines features of shrub and labrador. He is naturally uppity.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Kamentua combines features of shrub and labrador. He is naturally uppity.
Buguizus, star of Buguizus, Protector of Japan (Japan 1977), is a thirty-metre tall abomination combining elements of labrador and chameleon.
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Buguizus, star of Buguizus, Protector of Japan (Japan 1977), is a thirty-metre tall abomination combining elements of labrador and chameleon.
Gigangosaur is a titanic leopard-like biped with elements of volcano. He is by nature patient unless provoked.
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Gigangosaur is a titanic leopard-like biped with elements of volcano. He is by nature patient unless provoked.
Hyper-Atrogra is some kind of awesome lynx-silkworm-bulldog-thing. She is allergic to nectarines and wants to return to the ancient breeding grounds.
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hyper-Atrogra is some kind of awesome lynx-silkworm-bulldog-thing. She is allergic to nectarines and wants to return to the ancient breeding grounds.
Gorurax is a blend of tyrannosaur and moose. She was discovered by scientists investigating powerful radio waves pulsing from a valley ringed by mountains.
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Gorurax is a blend of tyrannosaur and moose. She was discovered by scientists investigating powerful radio waves pulsing from a valley ringed by mountains.
Kyogor is an enormous part-porcupine, part-tadpole. He is an allegory for social housing policy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Kyogor is an enormous part-porcupine, part-tadpole. He is an allegory for social housing policy.
Ghirvatus is an insatiable fusion of antelope and baked potato. She bombards rivals with super-heated chrono-rays.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ghirvatus is an insatiable fusion of antelope and baked potato. She bombards rivals with super-heated chrono-rays.
Brochrokas has great cheekbones and a trademark feathery knee. He overpowers foes with tangerine-scented chrono-beams.
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Brochrokas has great cheekbones and a trademark feathery knee. He overpowers foes with tangerine-scented chrono-beams.
Horbogron is a titanic chimera of weasel and chameleon. She was first observed by a Japanese field group unconvinced by official explanations of a trail of acidic dandruff on a receding glacier.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Horbogron is a titanic chimera of weasel and chameleon. She was first observed by a Japanese field group unconvinced by official explanations of a trail of acidic dandruff on a receding glacier.
Nutrozaur is a turnip-like quadruped with elements of hippo. Their famous honk combines recordings of a sealion, an oboe and tape hiss.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nutrozaur is a turnip-like quadruped with elements of hippo. Their famous honk combines recordings of a sealion, an oboe and tape hiss.
Hoshuyah is a huge fusion of caterpillar and marmoset. He nurses a hatred of neon lighting.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hoshuyah is a huge fusion of caterpillar and marmoset. He nurses a hatred of neon lighting.
Aridas is a mindless hare-like biped with elements of millipede. He has an eighty-metre wingspan and a venom-coated pelvis.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Aridas is a mindless hare-like biped with elements of millipede. He has an eighty-metre wingspan and a venom-coated pelvis.
Grozingus is a nightmarish possum-axolotl hybrid. He is weakened by exposure to the colour green.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Grozingus is a nightmarish possum-axolotl hybrid. He is weakened by exposure to the colour green.
Yabranox was genetically engineered by politicians to rescue them from Titalon. He yearns to find a mate.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Yabranox was genetically engineered by politicians to rescue them from Titalon. He yearns to find a mate.
Avalax was unleashed by nuclear fallout. They long to evolve into their final form, Omega Avalax.
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Avalax was unleashed by nuclear fallout. They long to evolve into their final form, Omega Avalax.
Vebrayah was unleashed by volcanic activity. She wishes only to fight for giant monster representation.
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Vebrayah was unleashed by volcanic activity. She wishes only to fight for giant monster representation.
Urayo looks like a hulking armadillo crossed with Marge Simpson. He is naturally aggressive and wants only to be accepted for who he is.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Urayo looks like a hulking armadillo crossed with Marge Simpson. He is naturally aggressive and wants only to be accepted for who he is.
Hechrolon has three heads and a trademark colour-changing dorsal fin. He holds foes at bay with other-dimensional cryo-particles.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hechrolon has three heads and a trademark colour-changing dorsal fin. He holds foes at bay with other-dimensional cryo-particles.
Nuban has a mace-like tail and a distinctive parabolic heart. He bombards enemies with psychic Z-rays.
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nuban has a mace-like tail and a distinctive parabolic heart. He bombards enemies with psychic Z-rays.
Sutrukan, star of Herbosat, Sutrukan, Yastorax: Giant Thing Devastation (Japan 1986), is a hulking marmoset-turtle hybrid.
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Sutrukan, star of Herbosat, Sutrukan, Yastorax: Giant Thing Devastation (Japan 1986), is a hulking marmoset-turtle hybrid.