It's Groundhog Day! Here's what Groundhog Day (the film) is known as in five countries…

5. The Black Hole of Love (South Korea)
4. A New Day Threatens (Denmark)
3. Monday the Whole Week (Sweden)
2. Today Was Actually Yesterday (Turkey)
1. And the Marmot Extends Its Greetings Day After Day (Germany)

it's lowkey hilarious to me how i felt/feel towards saying 'wallah' before islam and after.
circa 2019 i could even say shit like 'wallah I've climbed the Everest' now ask me to say 'wallah' over a white lie and i crumbleee, like yes i ate your chicken i'm sorryy

was crying in my bed because schizo is kicking my ass, and my mum calls me saying my nephew wants to say hi on video call, and when i get there he's giggling and laughing and so excited to see me. and now i'm crying cause i feel so much love and so girl-who-will-be-okay.
#neverkys.

Anagrams in a list (is alarming Satan)

Elvis (lives)
Editor (redo it)
A long penis (pleasing, no?)
Cillian Murphy (raunchily limp)
Dwayne Johnson (enjoys own hand)
Justin Timberlake (I’m a jerk, but listen)
Election results (Lies! Let’s recount)
Donald and Melania Trump (putrid man and a mean doll)

i've always hated on the apple tv marketing team (greatttt shows, zero noise) but they did a big one w the grand central cubicle ting for severance!!

did not expect 'mufasa : the lion king' to move me that much.
went in knowing it would be a filler movie ya kujaza letterboxd, now my inner child is FED.

i looove watching south african soapy movies cause they're so cute and cheesy buuut i also love noticing the overlaps btwn their languages and kiswahili. 😍

telling the homie i was born on a friday at 4:20 pm - like i was truly destined for enjoyment from day oneeee.

binge-watched all three seasons of 'i think you should leave'. loved it. but genuinely believe i have to read a bunch of books to amp back up my intellect.

so grateful that ranch dressing exists. goated condiment, nothing else comes close.

nah cause i thought i was killing it w/ my fit till my niece said 'auntie vicky, are those your pajamas' huhhh ????

Write that thing. Pluck it outta your soul with rusty pliers. Hit the keyboard like it owes you money. Write whenever, wherever you can. Tell your story. Make the words dance. Whatever you want—a novel, a short story, an agent, a movie—it all starts with the writing.

Here are my book recommendations for the new year:

Read the books you already bought.