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kaets.bsky.social
Bilbo Slackins
@kaets.bsky.social
Don’t worry about it
Weird & off-putting
Insta - @kaet.mitch
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Allow me to reintroduce myself ✨

•name: Kaet
•pronouns: she/her
•location: Appalachia/WNC
•interests: flow arts, politics, internet culture, tv/film/radio, nature walks/hikes, mental health
•vocation: I have spent the last 2 years working with animals (dog daycare, pet sitting & wildlife rehab)
• name: kelsey/keks
• pronouns: she/her
• location: florida :-(
• interests: music, flow arts, romance/fantasy books, therapy, activism, fitness
• vocation: server and sw <3
reintroducing myself

• name: shaelyn/shae
• pronouns: she/her
• location: philadelphia
• interests: music, marine biology, art, activism, astrology, cats, being funny and hot and gay
• vocation: artist and rideshare driver (for now unfortunately lol)
Gonna start saying “now it might’ve been AI” before describing even the most normal videos to anyone because at this point…
April 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You silly Americans and your oligarchy!!
April 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Gonna start tweeting like I’m not American
April 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Do you think Lady Gaga has ever cleaned an oven? No shade, I personally think she’d make cleaning an oven look chic.
April 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just a reminder that local elections matter
April 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“Shrimps are sea bugs”
Good, I love bugs.
March 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My partner just asked why I don’t keep an ashtray in my office (for the bong) and it’s like so obvious that’s an item for a boy room
March 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Orange cream coke is just Vanilla Coke for girls
March 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Starting my period 2 days early on 2/22 cause I’m a divine ass bitch 🩸✨
February 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Watching White Lotus makes me sweaty
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’ve been through things gastrointestinally that you couldn’t even come up with in your nightmares
February 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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From Altadena to Asheville, people devastated by recent disasters encountered helpers trained in Psychological First Aid. Like CPR, anybody can learn it.
In the LA fires and the NC floods, 'CPR for mental health' treats unseen wounds
From Altadena to Asheville, people devastated by recent disasters encountered helpers trained in Psychological First Aid. Like CPR, anybody can learn it.
www.npr.org
February 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ducolax review on the timeline:

Took one pill before bed & had a nice calm bowel movement when I woke up. Took another one with breakfast and am having a fantastically pleasant bowel movement post lunch.

10/10 recommend for my constipated constituents.
January 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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i wish all ICE agents a very nuremberg
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One side of the US is on fire and the other is freezing. I think 2025 is going to be a great year.
January 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I really hope they legalize weed federally and make it accessible in every state within the next decade because I don’t wanna be an old head hitting up 20 year old dealers for a half ☹️
January 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hit my 12/12 periods just in time to come off my period today. Talk about a new years glow up 😩❤️‍🔥
January 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think wearing a mask during Covid (and continuing the practice post pandemic) is truly just like the shopping cart test. It’s just a test of accountability. People are faced with the option of
A. Wear mask and help out fellow humans to not get sick
B. Claim your rights are being infringed upon
December 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
December 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Anyone else approaching 30 and feeling like they’re still “coming of age” at times? Cause boy oh boy I just wanna know when it ends
December 14, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Going back to school is healing parts of my inner child that thought we’d wear pant/skirt suits, have auburn hair and unmatchable confidence
December 14, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Who the fuck let me go this long without watching New Girl??? Why was I not strapped to a chair and forced to watch this against my will?? I would’ve loved this
December 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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I just had like 5 choc coated ice creams.

I have pretty intense stomach pains so I’m pretty sure the quinoa bullshit I had for lunch was off.
December 14, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”
December 14, 2024 at 4:29 AM