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Master Chef Kaeli 🪷
@kaelidascope.bsky.social
◇ 28 ◇ Any Pronouns ◇ Author and Artist ◇ Here be monsters and adult sapphic content ◇ 🔞 NSFW sometimes 🌺 Do not reupload my art, thanks!

Special tags:
#beestfic
#toxicbeesAU
#infectedbeesAU

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After 9 years with roommates, I've just been approved for an apartment on my own, with my own income, on my own credit score, by myself!

I'M GOOD ENOUGH AFTER ALL 🌸💥📢
a cat sitting on a counter next to a roll of green tape
ALT: a cat sitting on a counter next to a roll of green tape
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February 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Another old oc redesign! Fox spirit girl, Thalanil~ I struggled so much with this design because I couldn't settle on her clothes, but I think I'm done now 😩

#oc #ocart #art #characterdesign
February 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Jumpscaring my fandom followers with my fursona (news update finally coming)
February 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Menace 🐲
February 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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If you're wondering whether you should promote your book or your latest publication now with all the chaos, the answer is yes. We need your words. We need to flood the channels with art and literature. So go for it, friends.
February 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Saw some complaints that I haven't updated my RWBY fics in a long time. Sorry mate, the more I see complaints, the more I'm not going to update anything. I've got bigger projects to tend to anyway 🎠news coming soon
February 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
IT'S HEEEREEEE (plus Spyro)

Now THIS is a quality unicorn. They don't make unicorn stuffies like this anymore. This particular girl is from 1999 and was one of my favorite things to carry around, apart from this old grumpy looking cat

I'm so happy to have one again 😭😭😭 thank you Ebay
January 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Since I just got an email from Patreon on the subject:

In regards to the mandatory 30% Apple app store fee, TrueRef has decided to just absorb the cost.

A lot of creators don't have that luxury, though. I highly recommend subscribing to creators through a web browser, NEVER the Apple app store.
January 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Healing is tracking down a very specific stuffed unicorn you had as a child over 25 years ago and ordering it off Ebay 🦄💖I am beyond excited to have it again
January 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here 🏳️‍⚧️

Please, be careful everyone 🙏
November 6, 2024 at 4:09 PM
ITS FUCKING WORKINGGGGGGG MY TRANSFER GOT APPROVED IM GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS STATE 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
There's a reason I've been so quiet. Hopefully if things work out I'll be able to bring good news to the table 🙏 good vibes appreciated!
January 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hi I'm not dead I'm just trying to do something gigantic IRL and December was a bit of a catalyst LOL lots of good changes coming, hopefully I can start posting updates soon 🙏
January 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh crap I gotta change my damn age on everything smh
December 15, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Happy 1 year to my favorite chapter of Midnight Menagerie 🎉🎂🪷❤️ #midnightbeesfic

archiveofourown.org/works/492657...
December 14, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Are there any memes about turning 28 👁👄👁🎂🎉
a unicorn is standing on its hind legs in front of fire
ALT: a unicorn is standing on its hind legs in front of fire
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December 14, 2024 at 5:00 AM
#artvsartist2024

Nicer version below, I just have to be funny before I'm professional
December 12, 2024 at 4:56 PM
5 years of progress

QRP with yours!

2019 was a dry year of art for me sadly, didn't have much to choose from. But I'd say at least my background composition has improved tremendously. And I still like colorful ass palettes lol
December 12, 2024 at 4:33 PM
There's a reason I've been so quiet. Hopefully if things work out I'll be able to bring good news to the table 🙏 good vibes appreciated!
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Yeah that. Pretty much sums up everything 😂
December 4, 2024 at 3:44 PM
The fact that I had this on loop for longer than I had any other song in my library shows how hard I worked on MM's latest chapter lol it surpassed Gunship's Unicorn album even 💀
December 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Sorry to anyone who's waiting on me for a fic update, I've finally started putting together an original trilogy series

22 something odd chapters into the first book and 20,000 words of notes/plot reference

I have no idea when I'll come back to fic at this rate
November 27, 2024 at 1:12 AM