Admiral Balloon Abelard (Selph)
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
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my hot prediction is that i'm gonna be so fucking hot and cool and sexy next year
delusion is power baby
delusion is power baby
December 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
my hot prediction is that i'm gonna be so fucking hot and cool and sexy next year
delusion is power baby
delusion is power baby
the only resolution i'm making is to become an even bigger and gayer balloon tbh
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the only resolution i'm making is to become an even bigger and gayer balloon tbh
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A mind to bend the cosmos ✨
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A mind to bend the cosmos ✨
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got tired, fell asleep
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
got tired, fell asleep
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older cenobites not happy that keeping up with ever more complex and bizarre human sexuality for their torture dimension means there are now at least 6 cenobites that are anthropomorphic fighter jets with enormous breasts
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
older cenobites not happy that keeping up with ever more complex and bizarre human sexuality for their torture dimension means there are now at least 6 cenobites that are anthropomorphic fighter jets with enormous breasts
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im posting a lot today sorry add go brrrrrrr
anyway shower thought: im really glad older men are depicted in erotica and kink art 'cause i and a lot of people will be old one day and it's nice to know there's still desirability for people beyond the fetishized age range of 19-30
anyway shower thought: im really glad older men are depicted in erotica and kink art 'cause i and a lot of people will be old one day and it's nice to know there's still desirability for people beyond the fetishized age range of 19-30
December 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
im posting a lot today sorry add go brrrrrrr
anyway shower thought: im really glad older men are depicted in erotica and kink art 'cause i and a lot of people will be old one day and it's nice to know there's still desirability for people beyond the fetishized age range of 19-30
anyway shower thought: im really glad older men are depicted in erotica and kink art 'cause i and a lot of people will be old one day and it's nice to know there's still desirability for people beyond the fetishized age range of 19-30
like this post if you would willingly abandon the confines of mortal flesh
and do wacky erotic expansion-kink stuff with me, preferably in shiny latex or wrestling singlets
im just saying it'd be hot if we got huge together
and do wacky erotic expansion-kink stuff with me, preferably in shiny latex or wrestling singlets
im just saying it'd be hot if we got huge together
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
like this post if you would willingly abandon the confines of mortal flesh
and do wacky erotic expansion-kink stuff with me, preferably in shiny latex or wrestling singlets
im just saying it'd be hot if we got huge together
and do wacky erotic expansion-kink stuff with me, preferably in shiny latex or wrestling singlets
im just saying it'd be hot if we got huge together
it's fucking weird that goodra isn't a water/dragon type i will not yield on this
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
it's fucking weird that goodra isn't a water/dragon type i will not yield on this
humanity is tough
i'm just gonna be a big balloon instead
i'm just gonna be a big balloon instead
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
humanity is tough
i'm just gonna be a big balloon instead
i'm just gonna be a big balloon instead
Been in West Virginia and Florida for the past week, saw these two dweebs 🖤
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i'm not sure why the response to ai damaging the environment from so many people is "but cell phone technology is bad too"
yeah, because some technologies serve a fundamental purpose like long-distance communication, we can't just use telepathy
ai does a shittier version of what we do naturally
yeah, because some technologies serve a fundamental purpose like long-distance communication, we can't just use telepathy
ai does a shittier version of what we do naturally
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i'm not sure why the response to ai damaging the environment from so many people is "but cell phone technology is bad too"
yeah, because some technologies serve a fundamental purpose like long-distance communication, we can't just use telepathy
ai does a shittier version of what we do naturally
yeah, because some technologies serve a fundamental purpose like long-distance communication, we can't just use telepathy
ai does a shittier version of what we do naturally
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I don't know if anything could be more fucked up then this
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don't know if anything could be more fucked up then this
it's really disheartening when someone ghosts you after all your talks were positive, or at least appeared that way, i wish no ill will on anyone - but sometimes you wish you could know what happened, if not for closure, but to better yourself for future relationships and meeting new people.
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
it's really disheartening when someone ghosts you after all your talks were positive, or at least appeared that way, i wish no ill will on anyone - but sometimes you wish you could know what happened, if not for closure, but to better yourself for future relationships and meeting new people.
i think it's funny my extended family tries to buy me 3xl clothing
i was wearing 3xl nearly 200lb ago, when i was "skinny" lmao
i was wearing 3xl nearly 200lb ago, when i was "skinny" lmao
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i think it's funny my extended family tries to buy me 3xl clothing
i was wearing 3xl nearly 200lb ago, when i was "skinny" lmao
i was wearing 3xl nearly 200lb ago, when i was "skinny" lmao
THE PAIN
THE LABOURS OF EXISTENCE COME FOR ME
WOE IS MEEEEEEEE
THE LABOURS OF EXISTENCE COME FOR ME
WOE IS MEEEEEEEE
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
THE PAIN
THE LABOURS OF EXISTENCE COME FOR ME
WOE IS MEEEEEEEE
THE LABOURS OF EXISTENCE COME FOR ME
WOE IS MEEEEEEEE
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so ends the tale of the christmas crustacean
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
so ends the tale of the christmas crustacean
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Bob x Rufus(link: patreon.com/quanjiang)
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bob x Rufus(link: patreon.com/quanjiang)
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Art idea for next year: King Kay but actually Santa Kay and every "ho" in "ho ho ho" makes a big fwoomp happen x3 For the sake of smushing into folks~
December 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Art idea for next year: King Kay but actually Santa Kay and every "ho" in "ho ho ho" makes a big fwoomp happen x3 For the sake of smushing into folks~
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comm for @broadsword.bsky.social of their cute hippo dude, Adam~
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
comm for @broadsword.bsky.social of their cute hippo dude, Adam~
well all my customers no longer solely use hellbirdsite as their primary form of contact, i can get rid of it at last
i was only keeping it 'cause i had a few who only communicated via dms over there, and i didn't want to be accused of being unreachable for work queries lmao
i was only keeping it 'cause i had a few who only communicated via dms over there, and i didn't want to be accused of being unreachable for work queries lmao
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
well all my customers no longer solely use hellbirdsite as their primary form of contact, i can get rid of it at last
i was only keeping it 'cause i had a few who only communicated via dms over there, and i didn't want to be accused of being unreachable for work queries lmao
i was only keeping it 'cause i had a few who only communicated via dms over there, and i didn't want to be accused of being unreachable for work queries lmao
man i wish so many cool things like artbooks and plush stuff wasn't gatekept behind fomo
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
man i wish so many cool things like artbooks and plush stuff wasn't gatekept behind fomo
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Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words.
But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.
But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.
I had five fascinating conversations for this RPS piece, gathering perspectives on genAI chatbots in games, as seen in Where Winds Meet. Thanks to @meghna.bsky.social, @pyrofoux.bsky.social, @maxkreminski.bsky.social, and @chrisgardiner.bsky.social www.rockpapershotgun.com/horrible-bor...
"Horrible", "boring", and "cheap": Experts pan new chatbot NPCs, but some leave room for optimism
We speak to a collection of developers and AI experts about the potential impact of LLM-powered NPCs in videogames.
www.rockpapershotgun.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words.
But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.
But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.
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