Selph/Abelard
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
getting a guy to chug soda til his bursting point just so that he can belch-sway me off my feet like i'm a southern maiden having a fainting spell tbh
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
getting a guy to chug soda til his bursting point just so that he can belch-sway me off my feet like i'm a southern maiden having a fainting spell tbh
I want a guy who looks like a blimp, and is capable of literally shattering panes of glass with a belch.
If he can't produce tectonic events with his mouth what's the point, smh.
If he can't produce tectonic events with his mouth what's the point, smh.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I want a guy who looks like a blimp, and is capable of literally shattering panes of glass with a belch.
If he can't produce tectonic events with his mouth what's the point, smh.
If he can't produce tectonic events with his mouth what's the point, smh.
"this ai i paid for sounds like ai!!"
... duh?
... duh?
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"this ai i paid for sounds like ai!!"
... duh?
... duh?
honestly, yeah...
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
honestly, yeah...
But yeah it's just... weird.
I have a lot of kinks. I really disliked the insinuation that being into one of them was like, an abandonment of my core beliefs on the acceptance of fatness. Lmao.
I have a lot of kinks. I really disliked the insinuation that being into one of them was like, an abandonment of my core beliefs on the acceptance of fatness. Lmao.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
But yeah it's just... weird.
I have a lot of kinks. I really disliked the insinuation that being into one of them was like, an abandonment of my core beliefs on the acceptance of fatness. Lmao.
I have a lot of kinks. I really disliked the insinuation that being into one of them was like, an abandonment of my core beliefs on the acceptance of fatness. Lmao.
Local food balloon stuns everyone and muscle-booms.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Local food balloon stuns everyone and muscle-booms.
Oooooh he's so shiny...
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oooooh he's so shiny...
It tires me out how many times I've politely turned down a chaser because they either weren't my type, or just didn't have the vibe I was looking for, only for them to turn it around and act like I should be "grateful" for the attention.
It's exhausting.
It's exhausting.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It tires me out how many times I've politely turned down a chaser because they either weren't my type, or just didn't have the vibe I was looking for, only for them to turn it around and act like I should be "grateful" for the attention.
It's exhausting.
It's exhausting.
I'll get the glue and the positive affirmations.
And by positive affirmations I mean my giant pecs post-inflation.
And by positive affirmations I mean my giant pecs post-inflation.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'll get the glue and the positive affirmations.
And by positive affirmations I mean my giant pecs post-inflation.
And by positive affirmations I mean my giant pecs post-inflation.
the fact that i've lost friends and people have stopped talking to me because i've said things as gentle as "i don't want to see AI art you make" is INSANE to me
of ALL the things to get pissed at your friend for, being against AI art, really man? fuck sake
of ALL the things to get pissed at your friend for, being against AI art, really man? fuck sake
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the fact that i've lost friends and people have stopped talking to me because i've said things as gentle as "i don't want to see AI art you make" is INSANE to me
of ALL the things to get pissed at your friend for, being against AI art, really man? fuck sake
of ALL the things to get pissed at your friend for, being against AI art, really man? fuck sake
i don't care if you've used it in the past, and you're not going to go to hell for getting a boner from an AI generated image, but if you're actively creating, posting and defending slop that steals peoples likenesses and their art styles, why?
do you just not care about your artist friends at all?
do you just not care about your artist friends at all?
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i don't care if you've used it in the past, and you're not going to go to hell for getting a boner from an AI generated image, but if you're actively creating, posting and defending slop that steals peoples likenesses and their art styles, why?
do you just not care about your artist friends at all?
do you just not care about your artist friends at all?
It's even self inflating... wait, it's not stopping.
Your character looks so good as a parade float!
Your character looks so good as a parade float!
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's even self inflating... wait, it's not stopping.
Your character looks so good as a parade float!
Your character looks so good as a parade float!
Ideal climbing destination tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Ideal climbing destination tbh.
almost every encounter in mega+ gives random digimon 9999 in a few stats
so it'll be a doozy
which is great cause i found the game a bit too easy to breeze through on hard
so it'll be a doozy
which is great cause i found the game a bit too easy to breeze through on hard
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
almost every encounter in mega+ gives random digimon 9999 in a few stats
so it'll be a doozy
which is great cause i found the game a bit too easy to breeze through on hard
so it'll be a doozy
which is great cause i found the game a bit too easy to breeze through on hard