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kenn
@k3nnr.bsky.social
taking a break • engineer media 🔊 • worked on things you’ve seen, heard, or hate 🎛 • recovering pessimist

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i trimmed my facial hair for the first time in over 4 months because to use a colleague’s words “look homeless”

look if i look homeless, don’t have a job, and can still pull dates… some people have negative rizz fr
December 10, 2024 at 11:54 PM
triple feature day
December 7, 2024 at 6:26 PM
believe there should be more of those type of news
December 5, 2024 at 1:51 AM
feel the past 5 years or so burnt out tech workers that don’t really want to grind leetcode / ai slop anymore have taken the lsat and gone to law school…

i stopped by just to chat i swear
November 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM
had someone i’ve been talking to on and off since dec over my apartment a few nights ago

gave them the whole apartment tour and what not and they blurted out that the only tiniest red flag vibes is that i don’t have a trash can in the kitchen
May 1, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by kenn
Kyle Juszczyk (I had to check that spelling like five times) is spending his evening going through every picture of Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game and hyping up the fact that his wife made her jacket.
January 14, 2024 at 2:21 AM
oh: "... you can totally fuck to psycho (1960)..."

think they are trying to figure out which horror movies you can bone while playing
November 1, 2023 at 5:48 AM
i came out for a smoke and the person i bummed a cig from told me his tragic story... i don't know this dude

like... do i attract broken ppl and they have the urge to overhare ... or????
October 22, 2023 at 6:58 AM
:screaming into the void bc i have too:

5 ppl bailed on me to see death cab / the postal service tonight

ik ppl have shit going but damn it does sting a bit
October 16, 2023 at 2:20 AM
more strangers have said they are proud of me than 'close' friends
October 15, 2023 at 5:19 AM
:lesbian friend while chitchatting over dinner:

her: you sure you're not gay?

me: nah... not attracted to guys

her: bi?

me: hetereoflexible at best, during a devils threeway
October 12, 2023 at 3:22 AM
y'all ever tell a joke so dark in
therapy that your therapist just
starts writing down notes for minutes straight
October 6, 2023 at 5:35 PM
anyways having mcdonald’s at 7am
October 1, 2023 at 2:45 PM
it’s hella odd trying to dig yourself out the worse depression hole of your life and still act like you have your shit together in the hopes that i can have a decent career change… in a city where so many ppl are fake and social climbers
October 1, 2023 at 2:45 PM
you're in her dms

she's listening to the album i 'consulted' on, on repeat
September 26, 2023 at 6:42 PM
:listening to the new mitski album:

idk… it’s not hitting like it usually does… maybe i’m good now

:gets to ‘i’m your man’:

oh ok… that’s where it hurts
September 18, 2023 at 4:10 PM
i keep making more spelling mistakes and not sure if it bc of my mental state or bc i switched my phone to catalan
August 24, 2023 at 6:31 AM
went to a monastery yesterday

talked to the archbishop about possibly joining

that’s how down in the trench i be at
August 24, 2023 at 6:30 AM
someone sent a wellness check to my place…

i’m not even there

it’s like they haven’t seen someone post through it
August 22, 2023 at 7:08 PM
shitposted so hard about being down in the trenches that more than 30 people have reached out and asked if i'm ok and have asked to hang out

also... bought a last minute flight to barcelona to runaway
August 22, 2023 at 4:01 PM
was fortunate to haven been invited to the barbie los angeles premiere

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
July 10, 2023 at 2:21 PM
we back!!!

(she dropped her phone in a creek and she's down)
July 4, 2023 at 1:01 AM
worked on something that was recently release which i feel is mid

but lots of people are going wild over

it’s such a weird thing to experience
June 30, 2023 at 5:42 AM