Jaffe
jzj1990.bsky.social
Jaffe
@jzj1990.bsky.social
Attorney & music stuff
My favorite part of my new apartment is the bloodcurdling screams of the dementia-riddled Slavic woman who lives at the end of the hall
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My Halloween costume this year is treatment-resistant depression
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
firmly in my flop era
September 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
As someone with avoidant attachment issues, there's a cruel irony in getting ghosted by your therapist.
September 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Since May:

Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time.

Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time.

A judiciary at war with itself.
June 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Eastern time zone the worst by far. Strongest concentration of evil. Some people get mad and try to argue with this fact, which is called having an "eastern time zone moment"
June 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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repost if you
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Has anyone successfully leveraged a counteroffer from your current place of employment?
April 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate
April 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
People will do anything but go to therapy
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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whew
April 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, trans people have been here forever and will be here forever after.
March 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Juvenile punks are brightly colored for protection, allowing parents to find them easily and prevent injury
As they grow up, they will develop a darker and more studded plumage
March 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Love when your brain is broken and your medical provider says "hey your answers to the depression survey are concerning"
March 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There's always a first for everything, like kicking your lead singer out of the band
March 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I've been off Discord for a month and my mental health has improved 1000%
March 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Nothing tops Alice Coltrane and some cold brew on a Sunday morning
March 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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smoking some shit I found in my bellybutton
February 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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A fake video of President Trump sucking the toes of Elon Musk briefly appeared on monitors at the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the Department of Housing and Urban Development on Monday, according to department employees and others familiar with what transpired.
Fake Video of Trump and Musk Appears on TVs at Housing Agency
The video, which appeared to be generated by artificial intelligence, was emblazoned with the message “Long Live the Real King.”
www.nytimes.com
February 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier
February 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
2025 has been wild for me so far:

- Officially divorced
- Becoming a homeowner
- Learned about the Master of Disguise "9/11 Moment"
February 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM