jaycie
jzabn.bsky.social
jaycie
@jzabn.bsky.social
transgender? i hardly know him
🏳️‍⚧️💥 25/11/24
something a bit funny about failing a face scan age check i can't help that im just so youthful
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
for too long have we suffered at the debate of bidmas vs bodmas vs pemdas. it's about time we create a new standard to replace them all.

#pimdsa
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
freaked out by google photos being able to label you in photos? transition! now it thinks im at least 3 different people
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
id actually be fine with people using ai if it had to speak out loud like those cameras with a govt mandated shutter noise so you can be publicly shamed by everyone around you
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
got a linkedin request so cringe i changed my profile to ward others like em off
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the relief i felt being told "i think we'll hold off using these llm models until they're better"... so glad not to be maximising shareholder value
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
we as a society should pootle more
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
one day i won't have enough money on my card and ill get to a self-checkout machine that's on max volume for no reason and it will scream TRANSACTION DECLINED. PLEASE TRY ANOTHER WAY TO PAY for everyone around me to hear and truthfully i see no living past that moment
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
i love my notes app because there's like random dreams i had, a list of things i don't know the names of, things i want to make, movies to watch, etc etc but interspersed randomly in these are sentences like like "group therapy: {phone number}" or deep messages to my future self
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
surely a "100% unofficial" magazine about labubus ought to be called the lafufu but whatever
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
silksong reviews are the epitome of gamers being the most unlikeable, deplorable human beings on the planet
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
kurzgesagt has really gone downhill in their research lately. they didn't come to me as a primary source at all
September 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
tattoo...
September 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
something so comforting about being sent a reel while ur scrolling too.. like ur all just floating on this rotten abyss and you see a familiar face go past...
August 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
it's crazy how mirrors went from these things i feel sick looking into to straight up confidence radiators yk
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
one day i will command respect. i will say yes! i can do that. and people will believe me. but for now i will suffer knowing the world sees me as but a feeble ant with a grain harvester
August 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
when something says like "84% of gen z thought...", where do they get that info from? do they go up to random people on the street? post questionnaires to random postboxes? mass surveillance? did the government forget to sign me up for something? im a person too
August 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i love how when you're ill the first thing everyone does is remind you how shit you look
August 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
cannot get over how gastronomy is supposed to be a posh fancy word and not like the study of stomach contents
August 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
how many thoughts do you need to have had to reasonably claim you are a philosopher
August 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
you ever wonder what life could have been had you stuck with dr kawashima's brain training regimen
July 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
should i quit my job and become a barista. like it's only 5 years of education and debt and i might actually get to be happy yk!
July 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
why is every enby ive ever met the coolest fucking person in a 50 mile radius
July 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM