Jerry
@jywhale.bsky.social
🧠⚕️🏳️🌈. Resident. Satire. Not medical advice.
If you hear singing from the neuro team room at 4am, you didn't. #tellthemhowimdefyinggravity
March 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you hear singing from the neuro team room at 4am, you didn't. #tellthemhowimdefyinggravity
Why does outlook think that when I reply to an email I sent I want it directed to myself, rather than the first person I sent it to I'm devastated
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Why does outlook think that when I reply to an email I sent I want it directed to myself, rather than the first person I sent it to I'm devastated
A friend at work asked if I'm into crypto and I dead-ass said "omg yeah cryptococcus is really cool"
February 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A friend at work asked if I'm into crypto and I dead-ass said "omg yeah cryptococcus is really cool"
Thought I wanted a relationship but turns out I just hated my apartment
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Thought I wanted a relationship but turns out I just hated my apartment
Throwback to med school where they gave us a mandatory attendance talk on burnout the night before a huge exam
January 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Throwback to med school where they gave us a mandatory attendance talk on burnout the night before a huge exam
We need to stop pretending a 30minute meal is a quick meal
January 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We need to stop pretending a 30minute meal is a quick meal
I believe in only ordering medical tests if there is clinical concern which is why I'm recommending my friend see a psychic cuz wtf
January 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I believe in only ordering medical tests if there is clinical concern which is why I'm recommending my friend see a psychic cuz wtf
Thinking about the time I built really good rapport with a patient and at 2am they brought out some scan from a naturopath and I was so tired I said "sir I'm sorry but this is nonsense" and we were both so tired we just laughed about it this is why I'm a doctor
January 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Thinking about the time I built really good rapport with a patient and at 2am they brought out some scan from a naturopath and I was so tired I said "sir I'm sorry but this is nonsense" and we were both so tired we just laughed about it this is why I'm a doctor
Didn't believe in Christmas miracles but I ate about 5000 calories a day this week and my body has decided to respond exclusively in diarrhea I've never felt more snatched
December 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Didn't believe in Christmas miracles but I ate about 5000 calories a day this week and my body has decided to respond exclusively in diarrhea I've never felt more snatched
Assert dominance by being the first one at the intersection to jay walk
December 14, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Assert dominance by being the first one at the intersection to jay walk
Every 78 hours I have a Golden Hour where I reply to every message, engage like I'm going to talk for hours, only to vanish into tangential obscurity again
December 10, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Every 78 hours I have a Golden Hour where I reply to every message, engage like I'm going to talk for hours, only to vanish into tangential obscurity again
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I didn’t get an advent calendar this year so I’m just going to open random cupboards and eat everything in them.
November 24, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I didn’t get an advent calendar this year so I’m just going to open random cupboards and eat everything in them.
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Kodi’s #psychiatry fact of the day: be careful when ordering Wellbutrin (bupropion)! It comes in three formulations with different dosing schedules:
IR: three times a day
SR: morning and lunch
XL: once in the morning
#depression #mentalhealth
IR: three times a day
SR: morning and lunch
XL: once in the morning
#depression #mentalhealth
November 18, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Kodi’s #psychiatry fact of the day: be careful when ordering Wellbutrin (bupropion)! It comes in three formulations with different dosing schedules:
IR: three times a day
SR: morning and lunch
XL: once in the morning
#depression #mentalhealth
IR: three times a day
SR: morning and lunch
XL: once in the morning
#depression #mentalhealth
Obsessed with my apartment's tips #3 for leaving for the holidays what kind of caucasian hallmark life am I leading where I leave the light on
November 18, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Obsessed with my apartment's tips #3 for leaving for the holidays what kind of caucasian hallmark life am I leading where I leave the light on
"what I make when I don't feel like cooking" and takes out a cutting board shut the fuck up
November 16, 2024 at 6:03 PM
"what I make when I don't feel like cooking" and takes out a cutting board shut the fuck up
Had a dream that I went to an AMC and Nicole Kidman's ad was playing but her suit was green and pink striped
November 16, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Had a dream that I went to an AMC and Nicole Kidman's ad was playing but her suit was green and pink striped
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
Repost with a pic you saved that you haven't found a use for
November 14, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Repost with a pic you saved that you haven't found a use for
In kindergarten the I asked first person I met in North America, a girl, to be my friend - she said no
Imogen I hope you're doing well
Imogen I hope you're doing well
November 14, 2024 at 5:49 AM
In kindergarten the I asked first person I met in North America, a girl, to be my friend - she said no
Imogen I hope you're doing well
Imogen I hope you're doing well