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Whenever a guy says anything like:
- I probably don’t stand a chance
- I’m probably not your type
- You’re too xxx (handsome, etc) for me
I take his word for it. You right 🫡 and ian finna argue or disagree either. You said it, not me!
- I probably don’t stand a chance
- I’m probably not your type
- You’re too xxx (handsome, etc) for me
I take his word for it. You right 🫡 and ian finna argue or disagree either. You said it, not me!
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Whenever a guy says anything like:
- I probably don’t stand a chance
- I’m probably not your type
- You’re too xxx (handsome, etc) for me
I take his word for it. You right 🫡 and ian finna argue or disagree either. You said it, not me!
- I probably don’t stand a chance
- I’m probably not your type
- You’re too xxx (handsome, etc) for me
I take his word for it. You right 🫡 and ian finna argue or disagree either. You said it, not me!
It’s this one country stud at my job that is mighty fine🫦
December 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s this one country stud at my job that is mighty fine🫦
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December 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Until 1/1/26, preorder LOVE IS A CONTACT SPORT for 25% off during @barnesandnoble.com preorder sale
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Thank you☺️
and if you’re an Earth sign I hope you get cracked so swell this weekend!!
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Thank you☺️
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Because they are told that everyone around them should be of service to them and their needs.
They need comfort? Call a woman.
They need purpose? Have a baby. They need style? Steal from gay men.
They need attention? Seek each other.
They need money? Screw us over.
They need power? Subjugate.
They need comfort? Call a woman.
They need purpose? Have a baby. They need style? Steal from gay men.
They need attention? Seek each other.
They need money? Screw us over.
They need power? Subjugate.
Why do straight men need everybody else (except another striaght man)’s help to be a man?
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Because they are told that everyone around them should be of service to them and their needs.
They need comfort? Call a woman.
They need purpose? Have a baby. They need style? Steal from gay men.
They need attention? Seek each other.
They need money? Screw us over.
They need power? Subjugate.
They need comfort? Call a woman.
They need purpose? Have a baby. They need style? Steal from gay men.
They need attention? Seek each other.
They need money? Screw us over.
They need power? Subjugate.
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Janelle talk about finding black and dark skin children to be on Abbott. She’s so real for this.
December 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Janelle talk about finding black and dark skin children to be on Abbott. She’s so real for this.
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If you vote by mail you need to know this especially with elections coming up in 2026. They are pulling out ALL the tricks to stay in power!
Please REPOST for awareness!!!!
Please REPOST for awareness!!!!
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you vote by mail you need to know this especially with elections coming up in 2026. They are pulling out ALL the tricks to stay in power!
Please REPOST for awareness!!!!
Please REPOST for awareness!!!!
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Having a primary care doctor who listens >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Having a primary care doctor who listens >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I need to clean out my emails before the New Year. It’s long overdue
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I need to clean out my emails before the New Year. It’s long overdue
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Over here watching “heated rivalry” and umm… I need some proper representation.
Lemme cut on “Noah’s arc” so I can feel better
Lemme cut on “Noah’s arc” so I can feel better
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Over here watching “heated rivalry” and umm… I need some proper representation.
Lemme cut on “Noah’s arc” so I can feel better
Lemme cut on “Noah’s arc” so I can feel better
Do I want to get the digital now or wait for the physical release of Wicked 2?
December 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Do I want to get the digital now or wait for the physical release of Wicked 2?
Working out and taking maca got me wanting to get cracked everyday 😭
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Working out and taking maca got me wanting to get cracked everyday 😭
Eating a big ass cup of yogurt with 30g of protein so I can take my medicine >>>
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Eating a big ass cup of yogurt with 30g of protein so I can take my medicine >>>
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Drugs!
What yall nignogs doing up?
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Drugs!
What yall nignogs doing up?
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What yall nignogs doing up?
It’s such a bittersweet moment when a friend hops back on the flight home😭
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s such a bittersweet moment when a friend hops back on the flight home😭
Rawdogged today with no headphones
December 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Rawdogged today with no headphones
Was on threads and seen someone mention this show. A lost memory has been recovered😭
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Was on threads and seen someone mention this show. A lost memory has been recovered😭
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“Gay people should not be adopting children”
My response: Then straight people shouldn’t be giving them away😌
My response: Then straight people shouldn’t be giving them away😌
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Gay people should not be adopting children”
My response: Then straight people shouldn’t be giving them away😌
My response: Then straight people shouldn’t be giving them away😌
My Favorite Comics of the Year
- Transformers
- Absolute Wonder Woman
- Absolute Martian Manhunter
- Justice League Unlimited
- Storm
- Static/Batman Beyond
- Transformers
- Absolute Wonder Woman
- Absolute Martian Manhunter
- Justice League Unlimited
- Storm
- Static/Batman Beyond
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My Favorite Comics of the Year
- Transformers
- Absolute Wonder Woman
- Absolute Martian Manhunter
- Justice League Unlimited
- Storm
- Static/Batman Beyond
- Transformers
- Absolute Wonder Woman
- Absolute Martian Manhunter
- Justice League Unlimited
- Storm
- Static/Batman Beyond
I don’t know the science behind it but hearing myself smack food (when I’m alone) enhances the flavor. But hearing someone else smack their food around me??? EEEEEUYUCK
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don’t know the science behind it but hearing myself smack food (when I’m alone) enhances the flavor. But hearing someone else smack their food around me??? EEEEEUYUCK
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Before the Beyoncé talk takes over— the minimum anyone wants out of her and every other billionaire is to pay their fair share in taxes. The moral questioning of whether or not billionaire status is ethical and what does that mean for the horse lady is secondary.
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Before the Beyoncé talk takes over— the minimum anyone wants out of her and every other billionaire is to pay their fair share in taxes. The moral questioning of whether or not billionaire status is ethical and what does that mean for the horse lady is secondary.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Today does NOT feel like a real day.
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Today does NOT feel like a real day.
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Being okay with being disliked is a valuable life skill. Honestly, it might be one of the keys to success.
The moment you realize other people’s opinions have no authority over your self-worth, you’re free.
The moment you realize other people’s opinions have no authority over your self-worth, you’re free.
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Being okay with being disliked is a valuable life skill. Honestly, it might be one of the keys to success.
The moment you realize other people’s opinions have no authority over your self-worth, you’re free.
The moment you realize other people’s opinions have no authority over your self-worth, you’re free.