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June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️
@juwuniper.bsky.social
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She/her
*food motivated*
#1 Gilded Goose enjoyer
Magical magic playing dog who's really got a thing for food decks

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juwuniper.bsky.social
June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @juwuniper.bsky.social · Apr 14
Howdy I would like to talk about my favorite food combo

If you have at least 4 food tokens (and a way to tap them for mana) and the eternalized timeless token out, second harvest can copy timeless and those foods, letting you grab it back out of the yard and netting enough mana to do it again! ♾️🍔
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legdotegg.bsky.social
Made some drawings at DND yesterday Penny from big top burger,the clowns from worthikids wire, Del Toro Frankenstein on the slab, Viktor of arcane, and gonzo (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧
#mtgart #basics #alter
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social
look all i'm saying is that a de-terfed secret lair of cards that had nielsen art would go crazy
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
I got a card in the mail today packaged like this with the lil tab attached to the inner sleeve so you can get it out of the top loader easier. Its little, but not having to stick my finger down in a packed top loader was really nice
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social
TREASURE THOSE THAT FEEL LIKE HOME

TELL A FRIEND THAT YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THEM TONIGHT
Mtg treasure tokens illustrated by Aaron Miller Altered with trans flag colors Hanif Abdurraqib standing beside a projector screen that reads “TELL A FRIEND THAT YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THEM TONIGHT”
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social
Hey yall, long thread incoming. I don't have the means to send very much money to help out in MN but I have art, a following, $20, and a lot of fucking anger so I'm gonna be raffling off these 3 alters. Entry will be off of proof of a $20+ donation to one of the orgs or funds listed below
1/4
Ice Out MTG cards altered with a white background and "FUCK ICE" in black and red lettering. Etali, Primal Storm altered with a red background and a crossed, yellow hammer and sickle Ice Out {1}{U}{U} Instant Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) This spell costs {1} less to cast if it’s bargained. Counter target spell. Hylda built an ice statuary from all those who couldn’t understand “go away.” Illustrated by Olivier Bernard Etali, Primal Storm {4}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player’s library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs. The storm rages and the earth breaks. 6/6 Illustrated by Raymond Swanland
January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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legdotegg.bsky.social
Drew some chibi magical girl versions of Loot Tinybones and Fleem!!! ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

#loot #fleem #tinybones #mtgart
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
seat 4 and its not even close

(also this made me sad we gotta sit through 3 un-skippable ads before we see Bolas again)
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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mtgcritical.bsky.social
Didn't plan on doing this but as my neighborhood still hasn't been plowed, I can't leave to doordash, and rent is next week.

So, I'm putting these back up for sale. Shares are massively appreciated. Payments are made via PayPal and you can DM to claim. Each painting will come with a random Alter
mtgcritical.bsky.social MtGCritical-->SHOEBOX2K26 @mtgcritical.bsky.social · Dec 30
Now that Christmas has come and passed, I wanted to throw these back out there! I am still selling these original pieces.

I am asking $150, which includes shipping.

Gorillaz and LOOT are on 9x14 Panel Canvas
The others are on 9x11 Mixed Media Parchment.
All are acrylic and micron pen.
#fanart
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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mitildide.bsky.social
It has now been four years
A man: "Whyyyyy am I so miserable all the time" The same, but she's now a woman: "Ok that helped but everything else is still fucked"
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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ratqueenem.bsky.social
Thank you to everyone who has helped. I could barely sleep, but you have no idea what it meant to see an alert that someone had donated. You mean the world to me and I can never thank you enough

Leo is in surgery now and we’re awaiting updates. Any bit truly helps for my best friend’s recovery ❤️‍🩹
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
RULES QUESTION
If I have the crown attached to an Elephant-Mandrill and I play a 2nd Elephant-Mandrill, does its trigger give my opponents a food and me a monkey copy, or does it work out to giving everyone a monkey copy?
Elephant-Mandrill {2}{G} Creature — Elephant Monkey Reach When this creature enters, each player creates a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”) At the beginning of combat on your turn, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each artifact your opponents control. 3/2 Illustrated by Takeuchi Moto Mirrormind Crown {4} Artifact — Equipment As long as this Equipment is attached to a creature, the first time you would create one or more tokens each turn, you may instead create that many tokens that are copies of equipped creature. Equip {2} Forged in Velis Vel, swiped by a clever merrow, and sold to a curious kithkin. Illustrated by Dan Frazier
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social
Mystical archives is coming back? I’m gonna give so many cards HRT
Swords to Plowshares {W} Instant Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power. “The blademaster turned his fury to his new foes: root rot and cabbage slugs.” —Myths and Miracles, Vol. VII Illustrated by Mark Tedin Lightning Bolt {R} Instant Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target. “The first mages witnessed the fury of the raging storm and wished to answer back.” —The Stormwright Texts Illustrated by Anato Finnstark
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
the site crashed multiple times while my order was processing, but I think it went though so, WAHOO DOGS IN THE MAIL
January 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
I'm stuck in the SL lounge dimension, hopefully I make it out with some dogs
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
going to a local event this weekend were everyone swaps decks for the night and these are the 4 I'm throwing into the pool! I'm always excited to see how new people enjoy food shenanigans
Sophia, Dogged Detective {1}{G}{W}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Detective When Sophia enters, create Tiny, a legendary 2/2 green Dog Detective creature token with trample. {1}, Sacrifice an artifact token: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Dog you control. Whenever a Dog you control deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token, then investigate. 3/4 Illustrated by Campbell White Camellia, the Seedmiser {1}{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock Menace Other Squirrels you control have menace. Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.) 3/3 Illustrated by Steve Prescott The Goose Mother {X}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Bird Hydra Flying The Goose Mother enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When The Goose Mother enters, create half X Food tokens, rounded up. Whenever The Goose Mother attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, draw a card. 2/2 Illustrated by Jesper Ejsing Gale, Waterdeep Prodigy {2}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, you may cast up to one target card of the other type from your graveyard. If a spell cast from your graveyard this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.) 1/3 Illustrated by Cristi Balanescu
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
Finally got my hands on one of these! When the prices started rising I panic bought a foil one since it was cheaper and they sent me the non-foil one that I really wanted! Ive been waiting to get this new toy for the dogs for months now
Campsite Cuisine {1}{G} Enchantment Whenever this enchantment or a legendary creature you control enters, create a Food token. Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice X Foods. When you do, up to X target attacking creatures each get +3/+3 and gain trample and indestructible until end of turn. Illustrated by Winona Nelson
January 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
I'm officially 5 years on E today!
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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oz-edgewalker.bsky.social
First of this Bigtop Burger bundle with Cesare at the helm. The rest of Zomburger are next! #mtg #alters
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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ratqueenem.bsky.social
Gaaaaang, just a reminder that I am always available to do Graphic Design work for your streams, events, food truck, brand, label, or local orgy.

You can dm me here if we’re mutuals or ratgangratgang on discord. Help a trans rat buy new shoes, groceries and maybe one day a printer.
Poster for em and Jenn Ark’s Party, themed after Star Gladiator Em’s poster for the Monday Night Chaos streams Poster featuring various booksleeves made for ko-fi.com/saposypuntadas Poster for Hammmy and Basavriuk at La Caverna. Collage Style made by Em
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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gwenthedragon.bsky.social
taking the stamp off the prerelease promo is the most joyless decision wotc ever made
January 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
juwuniper.bsky.social
ITS FINALLY TIME
I'm drafting every dog i see
Lorwyn prerelease kit
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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interestingmtg.bsky.social
We're out here for Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease! @juwuniper.bsky.social and I are about to do it up silly-style and sleepy-style, respectfully
A photo of June and I in front of a mural of Goku and Pikachu hangin out
January 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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trash-artificer.bsky.social
Messing around with a rough render, to figure out how I want the final piece to look

And even just the rough came out so pretty!
V excited to be in an art mood again

#MTGLorwyn
#GiantAmbassador
Rough colored bust sketch of Bre, a giant shepherd woman from Lorwyn
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social
"What if she was right? What if I was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful? Buried alive and suffocating to death on the other side of a television screen?"

Felt appropriate that I was working on these tonight.

There’s still time. There’s always time.
Buried Alive {2}{B} Sorcery Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle. The scrape of shovels and the tumble of cold dirt soon muffled their pleas. Illustrated by Greg Staples Altered with trans flag colored sky. The text box has been painted to look like chalky pavement with the phrase “there is still time”
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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skyylurr.bsky.social
please retweet my son
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM