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Juus16
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Más tonto que un botijo pero más listo que un botijo tonto. A veces hago cosas, hablo de doctor who y dnd pero realmente estamos aquí por el shitpost.
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bouletcorp.bsky.social
I will repost it every time I see it because I still think this is one of the best one-panel comics in the world. Peak humor.
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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songsoftheocean.bsky.social
I really wish my brain would be able to tell apart being hunted down for sport and talking to someone
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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mistray.art
a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away
#319 Sharpedo
Illustration of Sharpedo. The Pokémon is swimming/floating above us, towards our left. Its mouth is fully open and showing all of its teeth threateningly.
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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toonhive.bsky.social
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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mistray.art
a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away
#318 Carvanha
Illustration of Carvanha. We're looking up at the Pokémon, who seems to be floating in water, looking to our left. Its mouth is slightly open, threateningly.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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tbskyen.com
"Any pronouns?"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
darkfry.bsky.social Masahiro Darkfry @darkfry.bsky.social · 2d
Any goes by any/all pronouns. Please use the correct pronouns for all
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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redforgemusic.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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cochu.bsky.social
The meme where the calendar turns into an unexpected year turning into February 1804 after the other person says "they just announced the steam machine!!!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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mistray.art
a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away
#316 Gulpin
Illustration of Gulpin. The Pokémon seems to be slithering towards our right, making a calm and relaxed expression.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
willardfoxton.bsky.social Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 4d
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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effies.bsky.social
Jupiter says trans rights
apod.shinyakato.dev Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 4d
🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble

Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt

star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
The planet Jupiter appears full frame in apparent colours of a variety of blues and some pink bands. The Great Red Spot is visible on the lower left as a dark spot. Jupiter's Moon Ganymede is visible on the upper left. Please see the explanation for more detailed information.
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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mistray.art
a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away
#315 Roselia
Illustration of Roselia. The Pokémon is walking towards our left, its eyes are closed and it's mouth is open in a small smile. Its arms are waving slowly and elegantly as it walks.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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teriyaki.lol
aquí la liga de fútbol profesional, no somos lo mismo
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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mistray.art
a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away
#314 Illumise
Illustration of Illumise. The Pokémon is flying towards our right, its body is turned to the left like it's lounging in the air while flying. It's looking to the left with a big smile on its face.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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mistray.art
a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away
#313 Volbeat
Illustration of Volbeat. The Pokémon is flying towards our left, its mouth is open and its eyes look to our right.
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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cockremover.bsky.social
(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
small european car vs normal (?) US SUV
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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transmetropolitanr.bsky.social
lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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derek.bike
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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mistray.art
a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away
#309 Electrike
Illustration of Electrike. The Pokémon is standing wide and looking to our right, its mouth is open and it's looking to the side, its snout is wrinkled angrily, like it's roaring/barking loudly.
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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anderleecomics.bsky.social
Escena de las elecciones en el instituto de Los Simpson con Martin denunciando que votar a Bart sería votar anarquía, y Bart colgando un cartel con el mismo mensaje, orgulloso. Pero aquí Martin y Bart están poniendo la portada del New York Post sobre Zohran Mamdani como icono comunista y el titular "The Red Apple".
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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mashithana.bsky.social
como española me siento en la necesidad de recordarle al resto del mundo (y a media españa tambien) que dalí era un puto fascista putero misógino asqueroso y picasso un puto maltratador misógino asqueroso gracias por escucharme y dejen de admirar a estos dos sacos de mierda
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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gaegral.bsky.social
Quick idea. The fossils of this Pokémon were originally thought to be a middle evolution between Tyrunt and Tyrantrum, but as research progressed, it was discovered that it was actually an alternate evolution of Tyrunt, with a Rock/Electric type.
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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luziland02.bsky.social
[Old Art]
Jasper hopes that you all had a spooktacular Halloween!! 😈🧡✨

#DnD | #DnDart | #tiefling | #halloween | #spooky | #witch
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM