John Utke
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John Utke
@jutke13.bsky.social
ND native, MN transplant. I like playing sports, video games, and board games. Nerd and LGBT.
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Jenna Ortega answers “whose your hero?” with “Palestinians” during an interview at an event in Paris.
October 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Lorde whose been pro-Palestinian since 2017 when she was educated on the colonization and violence committed against Palestinians leading her to cancel her show in Tel Aviv lights up her stage with the Palestine colors.
October 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Kimmel returns tomorrow.

Fuck you, Donald.
September 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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timeline cleanse
September 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.

As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.

End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Warnock to RFK jr: "For the first time, we are seeing deaths of children from measles. We haven't seen that in two decades. We're seeing that under your watch. You are a hazard to the health of the American people."
September 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Warnock: Clearly you have an agenda. It is a threat to the public health of the American people. It's clear that you are carrying out your extremist beliefs.

RFK JR: We’re the sickest people on earth. How am I a threat?

Warnock: I think that you ought to resign.
September 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history

BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.
September 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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No disrespect to Smash Mouth, but ‘somebody’ is one word.
August 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.
August 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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making great art even better: thread
July 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Demons Are Livies 💜
June 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Schrier to RFK Jr: You gave Cassidy the answer he needed to hear in order to get his confirmation vote, then as soon as you were secretary you turned around & fired all 17 members. You lied. I also want to be clear that I will lay all responsibility for every vaccine-preventable death at your feet.
June 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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bjork in famous works of art: thread
June 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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music videos but with muppets: thread
June 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Hard Drive Presents: A Woke And Gay Charity Stream

Donations go to @translifeline.org

7/25-7/26 8PM ET-8PM ET

Guests include:
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@katmabu.bsky.social
@airbagged.bsky.social
@leovader.com, and more!

🏳‍⚧More details to follow🏳‍⚧
June 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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kristi noem as porta potties: thread
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The No Kings March in Saint Paul was a bit overwhelming, but also great to see so many people show up, especially after the tragedy in Minnesota earlier that morning. I'm very glad that I was able to attend and that it was entirely peaceful.
June 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
East Bethel City Council Member Suzanne Erkel makes incredibly offensive post about the recent tragedy in Minnesota.
June 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Perfect 🤣
June 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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holy shit -- GOP Rep. Mike Turner tries to "help out" Hegseth by getting him to confirm that the Pentagon does not in fact have plans to take Greenland by force, but Hegseth instead more or less testifies that yep, they have devised plans for that
June 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM