Justin W. Cornell
@justinwcornell.bsky.social
I hate Avalanches Halloween. What does that mean that boy needs therapy?
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I hate Avalanches Halloween. What does that mean that boy needs therapy?
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social community: I'm looking for music in the same vein as Air's MOON SAFARI, to listen to as I gradually get back into the swing of things after being sick. Bonus points if I haven't heard of it before. Any suggestions?
August 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social community: I'm looking for music in the same vein as Air's MOON SAFARI, to listen to as I gradually get back into the swing of things after being sick. Bonus points if I haven't heard of it before. Any suggestions?
Ok, but what’s the SECOND rule of Bruno?
June 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ok, but what’s the SECOND rule of Bruno?
In the spirit of late-aughts books that combined the works of Jane Austen with genre fiction, I propose: Goldfinger Abbey.
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In the spirit of late-aughts books that combined the works of Jane Austen with genre fiction, I propose: Goldfinger Abbey.
Whenever I see an image of a right-side-up pineapple, it makes me think there’s a polyamorous person in distress.
April 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Whenever I see an image of a right-side-up pineapple, it makes me think there’s a polyamorous person in distress.
Reposted by Justin W. Cornell
STANKONIA is the Best Album of 2000.
February 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
STANKONIA is the Best Album of 2000.
Reposted by Justin W. Cornell
RIP the mighty Jules Feiffer, whose collections THE EXPLAINERS and SICK SICK SICK were the first obviously “adult” comics I read - my parents had them on their bookshelf. The satire on 60s mores went over my tiny head but the flowing, expressive line made a deep impression
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
RIP the mighty Jules Feiffer, whose collections THE EXPLAINERS and SICK SICK SICK were the first obviously “adult” comics I read - my parents had them on their bookshelf. The satire on 60s mores went over my tiny head but the flowing, expressive line made a deep impression
Doing a completely open invitation:
What album do you think I should listen to today?
What album do you think I should listen to today?
January 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Doing a completely open invitation:
What album do you think I should listen to today?
What album do you think I should listen to today?
Thread about the debate going on in Congress about the trans sports ban
Happening now, a transgender sports ban is being heard in Congress.
This ban might ban trans people from dancing, darts, and even chess in many universities.
It'll also target 9 year olds playing soccer.
I'm covering live, follow along with me.
live.house.gov
This ban might ban trans people from dancing, darts, and even chess in many universities.
It'll also target 9 year olds playing soccer.
I'm covering live, follow along with me.
live.house.gov
January 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Thread about the debate going on in Congress about the trans sports ban
I want to learn embroidery so I can embroider the 22, A MILLION cover art, with the text “I’d be happy as hell if you stayed for tea.”
January 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I want to learn embroidery so I can embroider the 22, A MILLION cover art, with the text “I’d be happy as hell if you stayed for tea.”
Reposted by Justin W. Cornell
For those curious, the concept of Blue Raspberry arose in response to safety concerns over the use of Red No.2 food dye in the late 50s and early 60's, which was THE dye used for raspberry flavored food. Laws passed that companies could not use dyes unless they were PROVEN to not cause cancer
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
For those curious, the concept of Blue Raspberry arose in response to safety concerns over the use of Red No.2 food dye in the late 50s and early 60's, which was THE dye used for raspberry flavored food. Laws passed that companies could not use dyes unless they were PROVEN to not cause cancer
Bruce Springsteen had a lot of nerve to sing “I got me a guitar and I learned how to make it talk,” and then just play a normal guitar lick.
He must have felt pretty embarrassed the following year when FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE came out.
He must have felt pretty embarrassed the following year when FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE came out.
January 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bruce Springsteen had a lot of nerve to sing “I got me a guitar and I learned how to make it talk,” and then just play a normal guitar lick.
He must have felt pretty embarrassed the following year when FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE came out.
He must have felt pretty embarrassed the following year when FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE came out.
Wednesday is the weirdest day of the week for Christmas to fall on
December 23, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Wednesday is the weirdest day of the week for Christmas to fall on
I’m so happy for the one guy who escaped Pentatonix and now makes videos with Ms. Rachel. He made it out. I bet his parents feel the same way that parents of cult survivors feel.
December 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I’m so happy for the one guy who escaped Pentatonix and now makes videos with Ms. Rachel. He made it out. I bet his parents feel the same way that parents of cult survivors feel.
Not a shocker: based on mail I’ve received, it seems that the industries that are still reliant on paper catalogs are watches and model trains.
December 19, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Not a shocker: based on mail I’ve received, it seems that the industries that are still reliant on paper catalogs are watches and model trains.
And a bit from another episode with Paulie and Bobby from the Sopranos. Paulie says 'Stunad'! It ends with a sudden blackout!
December 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
And a bit from another episode with Paulie and Bobby from the Sopranos. Paulie says 'Stunad'! It ends with a sudden blackout!
Watching old Sesame Street Christmas episodes with my sick 2-year-old this morning. There's a Bert & Ernie take on Gift of the Magi that is pretty great (with Mr. Hooper, so it must be from before my time).
December 19, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Watching old Sesame Street Christmas episodes with my sick 2-year-old this morning. There's a Bert & Ernie take on Gift of the Magi that is pretty great (with Mr. Hooper, so it must be from before my time).
The best U2 songs are all about days: New Year's Day, Beautiful Day, Sunday Bloody Sunday.
December 18, 2024 at 8:20 PM
The best U2 songs are all about days: New Year's Day, Beautiful Day, Sunday Bloody Sunday.
Just throwing this idea out there: What about... jazz lobster?
December 18, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Just throwing this idea out there: What about... jazz lobster?
High school voice teacher, circa 2004:
“It’s time to try ‘Defying Gravity.’”
“It’s time to try ‘Defying Gravity.’”
December 17, 2024 at 1:23 AM
High school voice teacher, circa 2004:
“It’s time to try ‘Defying Gravity.’”
“It’s time to try ‘Defying Gravity.’”
Reposted by Justin W. Cornell
December 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Southern Charm should bring on a second character named Shep, so they can be introduced as “Relation-Shep” and “Shep (no relation)”
December 12, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Southern Charm should bring on a second character named Shep, so they can be introduced as “Relation-Shep” and “Shep (no relation)”
It's all fun and games until you get to track three of MERCY, MERCY, MERCY! by Cannonball Adderley.
December 10, 2024 at 4:54 PM
It's all fun and games until you get to track three of MERCY, MERCY, MERCY! by Cannonball Adderley.
Pater noster is slang for Peanut Butter, No-Stir
December 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Pater noster is slang for Peanut Butter, No-Stir
We all know and love the soundtrack to "A Charlie Brown Christmas," but I want to tell you that the soundtrack to "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving," which was finally released in full last year, is also very good (and sounds very different! Very '70s)
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
We all know and love the soundtrack to "A Charlie Brown Christmas," but I want to tell you that the soundtrack to "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving," which was finally released in full last year, is also very good (and sounds very different! Very '70s)