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@justinflatable.bsky.social
idgaf about college basketball but bitch I love a bracket!!
March 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’m kind of embarrassed that I’m just realizing that the Grand Canyon used to be a river
March 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I just know it’s heavy
February 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Losing a wig in the lip sync used to be a game ender 👀
February 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wicked has made Spotifys Ariana Grande radio so unhinged.

Here I am, vibing to The Boy is Mine and next thing I know I’m belting “GOOOD MORNING BALTIMOOOREEEE”… and I don’t hate it
February 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I like my coffee how I like my men… filled with cream
February 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Why stop at crab rangoons? What else can we rangoon!?!?
February 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You can say happy new year all the way through Q1
January 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nothing says Christmas cheer like a Hunger Games movie marathon
December 26, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Fuck the Grinch
Marry Shrek
Kill Elphaba

Sorry
December 26, 2024 at 4:12 AM
The Grinch can get it
December 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I want to try a new eating disorder next year
December 21, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Katy Perry rhyming “wine” with “diet” is giving big Wisconsin/mansion energy
December 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Nothing screams “I’m gay” like belting defying gravity at 8am… I mean that and the butt stuff
December 19, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Not so hot take… Car insurance should cover car maintenance
December 16, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Everyone always asking “how are you?” But never “what that mouth do?”

And it does so much!
December 16, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Tiffany 👏🏼 New York 👏🏼 Pollard 👏🏼 for Traitors 👏🏼 Season 👏🏼 4
December 15, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Things I’ve learned from real house wives. Hour 1:

Sweat gland removal takes upwards of 12hr… and could kill you
December 15, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Linda Belcher is Thanksgivings Mariah Carey
bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows a family standing in front of a fence .
ALT: bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows a family standing in front of a fence .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Butter is the true star of Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 8:23 PM
The center of my hot pocket when it’s time to heat up
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Sorry I’m late, I was holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
November 24, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Trump picks clearance bin Renee Rapp for AG
November 22, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I used to think the Crunchwrap was the closer but baby she’s the opener
November 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Now he can pedophile in peace
Matt Gaetz announces he’s withdrawing his name from consideration to be Donald Trump’s Attorney General.
November 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM