Justin McLamore-Perfumer
@justinbperfumer.bsky.social
I am a perfumer and lover of all things food and animals.
www.justinbperfume.com
www.justinbperfume.com
People are really doing this and we fall for it every day.
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
People are really doing this and we fall for it every day.
Unpopular opinion:
If you can learn how to be a good employee, you can be a good partner to someone.
One of these is much better for your wellbeing than the other.
If you can learn how to be a good employee, you can be a good partner to someone.
One of these is much better for your wellbeing than the other.
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Unpopular opinion:
If you can learn how to be a good employee, you can be a good partner to someone.
One of these is much better for your wellbeing than the other.
If you can learn how to be a good employee, you can be a good partner to someone.
One of these is much better for your wellbeing than the other.
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How do people leave the house unseasoned (without fragrance)?
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
How do people leave the house unseasoned (without fragrance)?
We tell our young men that the smelliest parts of our bodies are the groin and underarms, but we should be telling them that it’s really your feet and booty.
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
We tell our young men that the smelliest parts of our bodies are the groin and underarms, but we should be telling them that it’s really your feet and booty.
Serious question: why do we act like being smart/intelligent matters for success. Our president probably can’t read beyond an 8th grade level. Low intelligence is the norm.
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Serious question: why do we act like being smart/intelligent matters for success. Our president probably can’t read beyond an 8th grade level. Low intelligence is the norm.
Feenin’ for the Lord! 😂
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Feenin’ for the Lord! 😂
Can we stop praising celebrities for looking good? Isn’t that a given? The bare minimum. Of course $90k in surgery and a 6 figure stylist can make you look amazing
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Can we stop praising celebrities for looking good? Isn’t that a given? The bare minimum. Of course $90k in surgery and a 6 figure stylist can make you look amazing
I can’t wait to love on somebody’s son one day. I promise I’m going to make him happy
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I can’t wait to love on somebody’s son one day. I promise I’m going to make him happy
Like letting us pay to go to university and still not give us a decent career path.
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Like letting us pay to go to university and still not give us a decent career path.
Every chance I get! 😂
Fuck capitalism remember to steal a little something from the big corporation stores, safely and without getting caught of course
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Every chance I get! 😂
The bottle I’m pouring is Vanille Fleur de Café with notes of Coffee Blossom, jasmine, and uses a vanilla tincture that has been aged for 2 years. This is a limited release production due to the time it takes to make the tincture, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to end up being your favorite vanilla.
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The bottle I’m pouring is Vanille Fleur de Café with notes of Coffee Blossom, jasmine, and uses a vanilla tincture that has been aged for 2 years. This is a limited release production due to the time it takes to make the tincture, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to end up being your favorite vanilla.
New year, new things
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
New year, new things
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Holiday professional.. 💻📈🎄
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Holiday professional.. 💻📈🎄
Oh I’m not quitting, it’s just not in the budget right now
3 days sober
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh I’m not quitting, it’s just not in the budget right now
3 days sober
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
3 days sober
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October 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Proof of life:
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Proof of life:
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The job? I booked it ✅
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The job? I booked it ✅
I need that!
Here yall go
October 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I need that!