Fjordy McFjord
justfjordthings.bsky.social
Fjordy McFjord
@justfjordthings.bsky.social
Awkward antisocial arachnophile, anti-fascist, autistic aphantasiac aegosexual, absolutely apatheist, alliterative. She/they, Swedish/Norwegian.
Billionaires are an invasive species destructive to the ecosystem, and should be dealt with accordingly.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Reposted by Fjordy McFjord
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Tonight's dream:

I bought a stack of old Smurfs comic albums, and when I opened one up I found out that someone had manually recoloured the "Black Smurfs" album and renamed it "White Melons". Instead of turning from blue to black, they turned from black to white.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Time for another attempt at sleep.

No nightmares this time please?
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I wanted to sleep in, but that got me some brutal SA nightmares. Still tired but I don't want to risk getting more of that.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Trying to get more people for D&D. Sure would be nice if actual children would stop applying though.
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Walnuts
peanuts
pineapple smells
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Apparently people are disappointed that an RPG made by a developer who's known for making nothing but walking simulators feels like a walking simulator.

What else were they expecting?
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One great thing about HRT starting to have physically noticeable effects is that I can touch boobs whenever I want to now, that's been great for my mood.
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I refuse to grow up until I have experienced a happy childhood.

However long it takes.
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Can my dreams stop being outright pornography please, I just want to relax
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Got up early and had some estrogen for breakfast. Good start to the day!

...I think I should probably get some actual food too though.
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Dreamt that the men in my family tried (but failed) to be gender affirming. Like, my brother got me a bunch of panties (much too small to fit), dad shaved my legs in my sleep etc
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Went on a frenzied hair-removal spree and now I can't stop giggling over how silky smooth I feel.

I'm not used to happiness. It's pretty overwhelming.
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Can't sleep, guess I'll get up to make chicken nuggets and play with my boobs.
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Turns out I should not refer to sore nipples as "chest pain".

People get the wrong idea.
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Reposted by Fjordy McFjord
Tell the girl you like her

Hug her

Listen to her long, autistic infodumps

It may be scary but it's worse to live a life not knowing
October 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How come EVERY Owlcat RPG makes me fall in love with one of the explicitly non-romanceable characters?

Maybe I have a type?
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Very rude of the store to close an hour before I get paid.
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Maybe I should get out of bed. Getting bored and hungry.

Still eepy tho. Bed comfy.
October 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Ack

Wasn't paying attention and dosed sriracha like it's ketchup
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I could swear I'm starting to look younger.

Estrogen is magic I guess!
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Officially been on HRT for 3 months now. Actually starting to notice some changes, woo.
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Her, a domme: "Treat me like a goddess."

Me, a bratheist: *proceeds to ignore her*
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So like, shouldn't Catholic vegans have issues with the whole eucharist thing? Like, the transsubstantiation thing, if the wafer and wine is literally now the body and blood of Christ, that doesn't sound very vegan to me... or is Jesus a vegetable?
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM